Perhaps I should apologise now ......

17 Aug 2004

I am crap with names .... I'm even worse with names of people I know online under pseudonyms :shock:
I only know a dozen or so of you on here by your name ... so i will wholeheartedly apologise now if I call you a) by the wrong name or b) call you by the wrong nick hehehehehe.

17 Aug 2004

and you are?! :uhoh:
Venusxxx

17 Aug 2004

No problem Alice

17 Aug 2004

that`s ok "cannister" we all get it wrong some time

17 Aug 2004

Are we talking about during sex here?? rolleyes

17 Aug 2004

I'm exactly the same so I apologise as well in advance for the munch it's also our first time to a munch so be gentle with us lol
Molly xx

17 Aug 2004

and I'll be looking for everyones name badges so watch out where you put them :giggle:
Dawn :silly:

17 Aug 2004

Quote by Calista
I am crap with names .... I'm even worse with names of people I know online under pseudonyms :shock:
I only know a dozen or so of you on here by your name ... so i will wholeheartedly apologise now if I call you a) by the wrong name or b) call you by the wrong nick hehehehehe.

Calista hun,youve never forgotten ours yet,but we may have trouble defining your real names from your online ones confused

The best way to remember names is to think about a defining feature,big nose,big tits,great smile,lets just hope you all dont fall into those catagories lol

17 Aug 2004

You best just stick with Jas then lol

:lol: :lol: It gets confusing otherwise confused

:
Jas
XXX

17 Aug 2004

I am terrible at remembering names..... so much so that if I recognise someone on the street I call them "Mate" until it comes back to me!!! Awful when it's your own Grandmother though!

17 Aug 2004

Tim gets round it by calling everyone Dave, makes life much easier. biggrin

Jas - otherwise known as Dave :shock:
XXX

17 Aug 2004

Quote by frogster
No problem Alice

Who the Fuck is Alice
(sorry, wrong thread!!) redface

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17 Aug 2004

Jas! If you don`t get your tits over to your messages and answer my damn PM, I`m chewing them off when I meet you and taking them home with me evil

Venusxxx

17 Aug 2004

Okay okay I'm going :cry:
Jas
XXX

17 Aug 2004

got a joke about this
benifit officer turns up in xxxxxxx to single mum with seven kids
all called julie
officer says "don`t you find that confusing"
"nah" she says
"how do you single them out then"
"that`s easy, i just call their surname"
add your own town for the xxxxxx

17 Aug 2004

You wait till you get to my age!.at 44!................... you forget your own name!............. i was telling the kids off the other day......and said...now debbiewebs is cross! redface

ops:
Try explaining that to a 5 and 7 year old!....mummy who is Debbiewebs rolleyes

:roll: :roll: :roll:

17 Aug 2004

My kids names both begin with H ... my son and my nephews names all end in the sound "dan" ...... imagine the fun at family BBQ's!!!!!!!!!!!!
We're always calling our two by the wrong name ... redface

17 Aug 2004

Quote by Callisto
My kids names both begin with H ... my son and my nephews names all end in the sound "Dan" ...... imagine the fun at family BB Q's!!!!!!!!!!!!
We're always calling our two by the wrong name ...

Bloody hell Callisto!............what are you going to be calling tham when your my age!
Hay eeerrrrrr you there!....no not you.......... the other!..........yes you ...you little brat!......but mummy.......... over here.......... i am the little brat!.....oo sorry eerrrrrrrr now whats your name again! :doh:

17 Aug 2004

Quote by debbiewebs
My kids names both begin with H ... my son and my nephews names all end in the sound "Dan" ...... imagine the fun at family BB Q's!!!!!!!!!!!!
We're always calling our two by the wrong name ...

Bloody hell Callisto!............what are you going to be calling tham when your my age!
Hay eeerrrrrr you there!....no not you.......... the other!..........yes you ...you little brat!......but mummy.......... over here.......... i am the little brat!.....oo sorry eerrrrrrrr now whats your name again! :doh:
OMG you've been listening at my door haven't you??????
LOLOLOLOl
I have the worlds worst memory - it's very embarrassing.

17 Aug 2004

Quote by debbiewebs
bloody hell Callisto!............what are you going to be calling tham when your my age!
Hay eeerrrrrr you there!....no not you.......... the other!..........yes you ...you little brat!......but mummy.......... over here.......... i am the little brat!.....oo sorry eerrrrrrrr now whats your name again! :doh:

My Dad is the best he goes through everyone elses name before he gets to the one he wants..... and that includes the bloody dogs as well.....
Shireen
xxx

17 Aug 2004

Quote by Dawn_Mids
and I'll be looking for everyones name badges so watch out where you put them :giggle:
Dawn :silly:

Oooohhhhh I remember you doing that wink

Shireen
xxx

17 Aug 2004

I can also relate this to my Gran,,, who has the tendancy to call me every other male family member name before actually getting to my own name! and always calls me by me Dads name and he died 15yrs ago... you think she would learn!

17 Aug 2004

Quote by shireen-steve
bloody hell Callisto!............what are you going to be calling tham when your my age!
Hay eeerrrrrr you there!....no not you.......... the other!..........yes you ...you little brat!......but mummy.......... over here.......... i am the little brat!.....oo sorry eerrrrrrrr now whats your name again! :doh:

My Dad is the best he goes through everyone elses name before he gets to the one he wants..... and that includes the bloody dogs as well.....
Shireen
xxx
PMS!

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

18 Aug 2004

Quote by Benz2502
I am terrible at remembering names..... so much so that if I recognise someone on the street I call them "Mate" until it comes back to me!!! Awful when it's your own Grandmother though!

A fellow compadriate, lol.
I always call people "mate, hun, or excuse me can you...." I'm crap at names... the only names I remeber is when I've spept with people... so If people at the munch want me to call them by their name then they have to sleep with me lol

But if I sleep with to many people, then its like going to work at a new company when you are introduced to lots of people... so you'll all have to sleep with me more than once for me to remember your names :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Actually, on a serious note lol, most people I only know by thier msn nicknames... and in the street I do actually respond to "eeeee up pierced, hows you doin?" when someone calls me Jon or Jonathan then I dont always realise they mean me as "pierced" is used more by all me mates and people that know me, :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

18 Aug 2004

I have the same problem, just call everyone "darling".

18 Aug 2004

well to solve the problem i dodnt speak to anyone!
i just grab my victims by the hand and take them to my bedroom! lol