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: I'm guessing there wouldnt be a lot of me left once you had finished with me! :shock:
Not that week there wouldnt be! You`d better start taking your vitamins now! lol
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Its a thought but why should us guys go unsung here.........
We are all sycronised horny fellas are we not??
The only thing I can say after reading this is keep the girls apart.... a whole week of period pains and sycronised PMT really scares me if they all have it......
There are however some uses, if we gathered them all up and just for the week they are on send them away to....
Afganistan: The taliban WOULD run a mile and beg for mercy!! OR
America: Even george bush WOULD take notice.. who could ignore??
We have the power to make world peace a reality if we just knew how to harness the POWER..
Mike
We are all sycronised horny fellas are we not??
The only thing I can say after reading this is keep the girls apart.... a whole week of period pains and sycronised PMT really scares me if they all have it......
There are however some uses, if we gathered them all up and just for the week they are on send them away to....
Afganistan: The taliban WOULD run a mile and beg for mercy!! OR
America: Even george bush WOULD take notice.. who could ignore??
We have the power to make world peace a reality if we just knew how to harness the POWER..
Mike
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I've heard the term "ON" for many years. Can any of you ladies enlighten me as to its origins 
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Sex God
Quote by mdr2000
We have the power to make world peace a reality if we just knew how to harness the POWER..
actually it's not we but us girlies............
so we'll carry on doing the good work for world peace.........
Quote by ColG46
I've heard the term "ON" for many years. Can any of you ladies enlighten me as to its origins
Not sure but I would guess it's been shortened from being 'on your period'
I've noticed a few ladies saying they get horny just before so I'm glad it's not just me ! I get so incredibly horny about a week before ( even more than usual
) and being single is no help at all! :shock: Quote by Sassy-SerenIm sure there is something to be said here, though my trainee status as a stalker leaves me rather unprepared... must refer to the manual... and apply myself more rigourously to homework.... lp
I've noticed a few ladies saying they get horny just before so I'm glad it's not just me ! I get so incredibly horny about a week before ( even more than usual
Quote by LondonPlaythingIm sure there is something to be said here, though my trainee status as a stalker leaves me rather unprepared... must refer to the manual... and apply myself more rigourously to homework.... lp
I've noticed a few ladies saying they get horny just before so I'm glad it's not just me ! I get so incredibly horny about a week before ( even more than usual
Your best bet is a tank full of fuel and the ability to travel about 150 miles at short notice. :rascal:
So many of us seem to have the week before or the week during horniness (I have both ) but does anyone else find that their co-ordination is affected? Actually I think it's more to do with spatial awareness?
I am definitely clumsier the week before my period, but it's most noticeable when I'm driving - so much so I ask Mrs Kiss to drive, which is very rare, as I enjoy driving.
Before the wise cracks start appearing I'm being quite serious, I pride myself on being a good driver and have no trouble parallel parking or reversing etc. But when I'm due on it's like my brain just can't grasp the dimensions of the car or the angles required do a nifty bit of reversing etc. Weird.
) but does anyone else find that their co-ordination is affected? Actually I think it's more to do with spatial awareness?I am definitely clumsier the week before my period, but it's most noticeable when I'm driving - so much so I ask Mrs Kiss to drive, which is very rare, as I enjoy driving.
Before the wise cracks start appearing I'm being quite serious, I pride myself on being a good driver and have no trouble parallel parking or reversing etc. But when I'm due on it's like my brain just can't grasp the dimensions of the car or the angles required do a nifty bit of reversing etc. Weird.
Sex God
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I've noticed a few ladies saying they get horny just before so I'm glad it's not just me ! I get so incredibly horny about a week before ( even more than usual
:wave: Will
Quote by creampie123
Thank god for the depo injection - none of that monthly fuss.
she has thought obout going on the depo but she's worried about the side affects have you suffered any pl.....
i did. piled on tons and tons of weight!! 2 stone in 6 weeks i kid you not!! it was awful, i just ballonned, my cousin did the same though not quite as bad so maybe it's our genes. i was very bloated with it, just felt awful.
i know a few others who have experienced nothing at all but some also piled on weight very dramatically.
Haven't read all the posts, so apols if I'm saying something that someone else has already suggested...
I swear by Evening Primrose Oil all month, and (as much as you *really* won't want to) some exercise (running/cycling/something similar) the day before and the day you come on.
Am unsure if its the endorphins or what, but since I've started training my period pains have lessened and the only thing I can attribute it to is the increase in exercise. I'll admit that beforehand I don't want to do anything at all, but once you get into it it helps massively, I promise!
Then a nice hot bath, and a hot water bottle on the sofa watching some cheese helps too :-)
Layla
I swear by Evening Primrose Oil all month, and (as much as you *really* won't want to) some exercise (running/cycling/something similar) the day before and the day you come on.
Am unsure if its the endorphins or what, but since I've started training my period pains have lessened and the only thing I can attribute it to is the increase in exercise. I'll admit that beforehand I don't want to do anything at all, but once you get into it it helps massively, I promise!
Then a nice hot bath, and a hot water bottle on the sofa watching some cheese helps too :-)
Layla
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is there away of shortening periods...mrs creams usually last about 7 to 9 days..i no women last differant times...i know of one lass where hers last for half a day(she comes on in the morning and by mid-afternoon the same day it's finished...thats it for the month)
Quote by creampie123
is there away of shortening periods...mrs creams usually last about 7 to 9 days..i no women last differant times...i know of one lass where hers last for half a day(she comes on in the morning and by mid-afternoon the same day it's finished...thats it for the month)
If there is, let me know please? 7-9 days is the norm for me and I've been known to see 14 days before now :shock:
Sex God
14 days...awwww poor sassy 
assionkiss:
assionkiss: Ok, might be too much information here, but go with it, we're all girls together!
Can I just say 'Mirena coil'!
I had one put in years ago, and it was a godsend, I had no periods at all for over 4 years, an absolute miracle. Sadly I had it taken out earlier this year, and am now considering another one, cos the Nightmare on Lillet Street has returned
If anyone ever gets the chance to have the little chunk of plastic put in them, go for it, its a miracle and a true swingers heaven!!
Can I just say 'Mirena coil'!
I had one put in years ago, and it was a godsend, I had no periods at all for over 4 years, an absolute miracle. Sadly I had it taken out earlier this year, and am now considering another one, cos the Nightmare on Lillet Street has returned
If anyone ever gets the chance to have the little chunk of plastic put in them, go for it, its a miracle and a true swingers heaven!!
Quote by ClassyKatie
Ok, might be too much information here, but go with it, we're all girls together!
Can I just say 'Mirena coil'!
I had one put in years ago, and it was a godsend, I had no periods at all for over 4 years, an absolute miracle. Sadly I had it taken out earlier this year, and am now considering another one, cos the Nightmare on Lillet Street has returned
If anyone ever gets the chance to have the little chunk of plastic put in them, go for it, its a miracle and a true swingers heaven!!
See my earlier post hun. I had one put in last year and had the mother of all problems with it
Quote by creampie123
is there away of shortening periods...mrs creams usually last about 7 to 9 days..i no women last differant times...i know of one lass where hers last for half a day(she comes on in the morning and by mid-afternoon the same day it's finished...thats it for the month)
Yes -the Pill! Take it continuously(sp?) forever and you will indeed not have a period again.*
Minx x x
* Disclaimer-This is in no way, shape or form medical advice, just my way of doing things ;)
Sex God
came to the opinion on this thread that it has to be a nightmare for you women...what works ok for one won't work for another....have realised how much you women have to go through to 1 prevent pregnancy and 2 to stop your periods..us men take alot for granted without looking into what you women are going through.....
Quote by creampie123
came to the opinion on this thread that it has to be a nightmare for you women...what works ok for one won't work for another....have realised how much you women have to go through to 1 prevent pregnancy and 2 to stop your periods..us men take alot for granted without looking into what you women are going through.....
omg! :shock: A man who finally owns up to understanding :shock:
I think I love you :inlove:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
See my earlier post hun. I had one put in last year and had the mother of all problems with it
Oops sorry babe, missed that one, note to self - must read everything - but then again I suppose it proves that one womans pleasure, is another womans poison. I guess if one thing worked then there would just be one thing on the market, not the hundreds of possibilities us girls have to choose from! Sorry yours didnt work, I guess I was lucky, but that hasn't always been the case.
God you men have nooooo idea, and all you have to moan about is shaving your face!!!!!
:x :x Sex God
Quote by Sassy-Seren
came to the opinion on this thread that it has to be a nightmare for you women...what works ok for one won't work for another....have realised how much you women have to go through to 1 prevent pregnancy and 2 to stop your periods..us men take alot for granted without looking into what you women are going through.....
omg! :shock: A man who finally owns up to understanding :shock:
I think I love you :inlove:
will always own up...you women go thru alot for us men...and i m very understanding
Quote by 36openminded
God you men have nooooo idea, and all you have to moan about is shaving your face!!!!!
Yeah but we have to do it EVERYDAY! You women have no idea!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Do you have any idea what us girls have to shave to keep you men happy?? And depending on how 'active' a girl is on here, we have to be shaving, waxing and plucking most of our body most days!!!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Sex God
Quote by Juniper_couple
will always own up...you women go thru alot for us men...and i m very understanding
And is this leading to the usual male question???? :giggle:
nope :giggle:
..what usual question ????
Sex God
Quote by PoloLady
Thank god for the depo injection - none of that monthly fuss.
she has thought obout going on the depo but she's worried about the side affects have you suffered any pl.....
None what-so-ever. But that is just me, I know it doesn't suit some people and I know a few ladies who complained as their periods didn't stop.
The main side-effect the doctor pointed out to me was "Your periods will probably stop" I replied "And the problem with that is?"
Best person to ask is your GP or a family planning advisor.
Just thought I'd let u know that I went on the depo injection today. Had a bit of arse ache for a few hours afterwards but all is well up to know....I'm praying very hard that I'm in the 1/3 of women who's periods stops! :rascal:
Quote by creampie123
Just thought I'd let u know that I went on the depo injection today. Had a bit of arse ache for a few hours afterwards but all is well up to know....I'm praying very hard that I'm in the 1/3 of women who's periods stops! :rascal:
Please let me know how it goes. I'm at my wits end with mine
There is no way in HELL I'm going for the ablation and I'm giving serious thought to asking my doc to refer me for the big op