Permission to bugger off

3 Oct 2005

*****LEAVE APPLICATION FORM*****
Name: Johneboy
Total Amount of Posts: 524
Posts per Day:
Reason for Leave: working..... honest.... might see a footie match while I'm there though innocent

Location of Leave: Cyprus
From (Last Posting Day): Friday 7th October 2005
Until (First Day Returning to Posting Duties): Saturday 29th October 2005
I realise it is an offence under the Official Swinging Act (1969) to falsely declare I am going on leave with the intention of not returning. I swear I will be back to my posting duties on the date given and will give a full account of my activites for the duration of my leave.
Signature Johneboy
Date 3rd October 2005

3 Oct 2005

No no no no no!!!!! Sarge, you need to deny this application, and make him transfer the tickets to me. I'm much more deserving because um... I haven't been abroad for well over a year and err... I need a job. Best plan is for me to combine the 2 and go in johneboy's place
Yep That should do it :smug:

3 Oct 2005

Yay! 3 weeks without johneboy !!! Please allow this one Sarge .... it'll do us all the world of good not to see that purple headed weirdo popping up every 5 minutes...
( have a good time Johneboy.. im sure M2PU wont be planning anything for you to return to...)

3 Oct 2005

Quote by Angel Chat
No no no no no!!!!! Sarge, you need to deny this application, and make him transfer the tickets to me. I'm much more deserving because um... I haven't been abroad for well over a year and err... I need a job. Best plan is for me to combine the 2 and go in johneboy's place
Yep That should do it :smug:

AC - If he has 2 tickets - can I come with you?
I haven't had a summer holiday - and I need the break!
Plus it'd be a laugh!

3 Oct 2005

Quote by Alexandra
No no no no no!!!!! Sarge, you need to deny this application, and make him transfer the tickets to me. I'm much more deserving because um... I haven't been abroad for well over a year and err... I need a job. Best plan is for me to combine the 2 and go in johneboy's place
Yep That should do it :smug:

AC - If he has 2 tickets - can I come with you?
I haven't had a summer holiday - and I need the break!
Plus it'd be a laugh!
I don't think he does :cry: but if he does, you're in biggrin

It'd be a brilliant laugh, we could re-live all those orgasms from my sofa that night - and we'd have 3 whole weeks to perfect the technique!! (Err did it actually need any perfecting? Sod it, we'll practice anyway :grin smile

3 Oct 2005

Approved!!
But you have to take AC with you!! :thumbup:
(Bringing her back is optional!!!) bolt

:lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

3 Oct 2005

Quote by Angel Chat
No no no no no!!!!! Sarge, you need to deny this application, and make him transfer the tickets to me. I'm much more deserving because um... I haven't been abroad for well over a year and err... I need a job. Best plan is for me to combine the 2 and go in johneboy's place
Yep That should do it :smug:

AC - If he has 2 tickets - can I come with you?
I haven't had a summer holiday - and I need the break!
Plus it'd be a laugh!
I don't think he does :cry: but if he does, you're in biggrin

It'd be a brilliant laugh, we could re-live all those orgasms from my sofa that night - and we'd have 3 whole weeks to perfect the technique!! (Err did it actually need any perfecting? Sod it, we'll practice anyway :grin smile

Any room in the case for another one :rascal:

3 Oct 2005

Alex, Angel..... stop hi-jacking my thread....

:smackbottom:
Get your own bloody tickets....I'll let you share my pool though :sticky:
Postie.... best behaviour while I'm away please wink

3 Oct 2005

there's good money to be made out there stacking deckchairs and sunloungers.
nice one JeB

3 Oct 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids
No no no no no!!!!! Sarge, you need to deny this application, and make him transfer the tickets to me. I'm much more deserving because um... I haven't been abroad for well over a year and err... I need a job. Best plan is for me to combine the 2 and go in johneboy's place
Yep That should do it :smug:

AC - If he has 2 tickets - can I come with you?
I haven't had a summer holiday - and I need the break!
Plus it'd be a laugh!
I don't think he does :cry: but if he does, you're in biggrin

It'd be a brilliant laugh, we could re-live all those orgasms from my sofa that night - and we'd have 3 whole weeks to perfect the technique!! (Err did it actually need any perfecting? Sod it, we'll practice anyway :grin smile

Any room in the case for another one :rascal:
Oih!!!! You're needed here!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: wink

3 Oct 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids
No no no no no!!!!! Sarge, you need to deny this application, and make him transfer the tickets to me. I'm much more deserving because um... I haven't been abroad for well over a year and err... I need a job. Best plan is for me to combine the 2 and go in johneboy's place
Yep That should do it :smug:

AC - If he has 2 tickets - can I come with you?
I haven't had a summer holiday - and I need the break!
Plus it'd be a laugh!
I don't think he does :cry: but if he does, you're in biggrin

It'd be a brilliant laugh, we could re-live all those orgasms from my sofa that night - and we'd have 3 whole weeks to perfect the technique!! (Err did it actually need any perfecting? Sod it, we'll practice anyway :grin smile

Any room in the case for another one :rascal:
WoooHooo (tm Misschief 2004)
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

3 Oct 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Oih!!!! You're needed here!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:

Too late

Alex says I can go :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

3 Oct 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Approved!!
But you have to take AC with you!! :thumbup:
(Bringing her back is optional!!!) :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

Woohoo!!!!!!! Sarge I love you passionkiss

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

Quote by Dawn_Mids
No no no no no!!!!! Sarge, you need to deny this application, and make him transfer the tickets to me. I'm much more deserving because um... I haven't been abroad for well over a year and err... I need a job. Best plan is for me to combine the 2 and go in johneboy's place
Yep That should do it :smug:

AC - If he has 2 tickets - can I come with you?
I haven't had a summer holiday - and I need the break!
Plus it'd be a laugh!
I don't think he does :cry: but if he does, you're in biggrin

It'd be a brilliant laugh, we could re-live all those orgasms from my sofa that night - and we'd have 3 whole weeks to perfect the technique!! (Err did it actually need any perfecting? Sod it, we'll practice anyway :grin smile

Any room in the case for another one :rascal:
Dawn, the sofa orgasms just wouldn't be the same without you ;) cool

3 Oct 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids

Oih!!!! You're needed here!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:

Too late

Alex says I can go :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Alex isn't going either! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
(I have special plans for her!!!) :rascal: :rascal: :rascal: :rascal: :wink:

3 Oct 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko

Oih!!!! You're needed here!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:

Too late

Alex says I can go :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Alex isn't going either! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
(I have special plans for her!!!) :rascal: :rascal: :rascal: :rascal: :wink:
oh yes??????? rolleyes

and what may they be then?
You aren't going to threaten me with a cup of tea are you?

3 Oct 2005

Quote by Alexandra
and what may they be then?
You aren't going to threaten me with a cup of tea are you?

:whistling: :whistling: :whistling:

3 Oct 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko

and what may they be then?
You aren't going to threaten me with a cup of tea are you?

:whistling: :whistling: :whistling:
Well - put that kettle where your mouth is!!!

3 Oct 2005

Quote by Alexandra

and what may they be then?
You aren't going to threaten me with a cup of tea are you?

:whistling: :whistling: :whistling:
Well - put that kettle where your mouth is!!!
:shock: :shock: Sarge, don't listen to her. The only time you should do that is before you switch it on. Where's the first aider, I just know I'm too late with this advice bolt

3 Oct 2005

Quote by Angel Chat

and what may they be then?
You aren't going to threaten me with a cup of tea are you?

:whistling: :whistling: :whistling:
Well - put that kettle where your mouth is!!!
:shock: :shock: Sarge, don't listen to her. The only time you should do that is before you switch it on. Where's the first aider, I just know I'm too late with this advice bolt

You're the one with the nurses outfit AC!

3 Oct 2005

Quote by Alexandra

and what may they be then?
You aren't going to threaten me with a cup of tea are you?

:whistling: :whistling: :whistling:
Well - put that kettle where your mouth is!!!
:shock: :shock: Sarge, don't listen to her. The only time you should do that is before you switch it on. Where's the first aider, I just know I'm too late with this advice bolt

You're the one with the nurses outfit AC!
Ooooh good point Alex ;) I also have a nice shiny new thermometer, wonder if Sarge wants to be the first to try it out :twisted:

3 Oct 2005

Quote by Angel Chat

and what may they be then?
You aren't going to threaten me with a cup of tea are you?

:whistling: :whistling: :whistling:
Well - put that kettle where your mouth is!!!
:shock: :shock: Sarge, don't listen to her. The only time you should do that is before you switch it on. Where's the first aider, I just know I'm too late with this advice bolt

You're the one with the nurses outfit AC!
Ooooh good point Alex ;) I also have a nice shiny new thermometer, wonder if Sarge wants to be the first to try it out :twisted:
Can I watch??? wink

3 Oct 2005

Quote by Dino
Nice one jb, on your posting milestone
you can stop now,
please.

I said you can stop, no need to bugger off :doh:
See ya soon mate,
Dino

3 Oct 2005

Any SH members work for the immigration service? I'd pay good money to keep him in cyprus for a long, long time. :bounce:

4 Oct 2005

Quote by meat2pleaseu
Any SH members work for the immigration service? I'd pay good money to keep him in cyprus for a long, long time. :bounce:

Or we could just put something very illegal in his bag??
lol

4 Oct 2005

:evil2: poor Johneboy! :therethere:
Ooo Postie you are mean! pure evil :twisted:

:rotflmao:

4 Oct 2005

Quote by Darkfire
poor Johneboy!

Poor Johneboy???
Not a chance. He desrves all he gets for going to Cyprus and telling us about it just as the cold weather really kicks in over here. rolleyes

4 Oct 2005

Quote by fluffer
poor Johneboy!

Poor Johneboy???
Not a chance. He desrves all he gets for going to Cyprus and telling us about it just as the cold weather really kicks in over here. rolleyes

Hmmm, good point Fluffer!
Johneboy, Come Here

:smackbottom:
*will consider being nice again upon offer of free holiday in Cyprus* >>>runs off to check with Stelios....

4 Oct 2005

well you know if it was up to me you could all come along except you meaty wink

get yourself some cheap flights ladies and i'll be the perfect host drinkies

is it turning cold up in geordieland then fluff dunno

best put on a couple more Toon shirts for extra insulation :grin:

4 Oct 2005

Quote by johneboy
well you know if it was up to me you could all come along except you meaty
get yourself some cheap flights ladies and i'll be the perfect host
is it turning cold up in geordieland then fluff best put on a couple more Toon shirts for extra insulation :grin:

Can you find a corner in your suitcase for me please JeB- I wont take up much space and I won't bring many clothes!