Perv ferretting

5 Nov 2005

I gotta go to a 'nilla birthday party tonight, but as there's lots of bikers gonna be there, I figure there must be one or two pervs lurking :twisted:
So, I was reading the thread about calories in semen and someone said about dropping the word 'snowballing' into the conversation.
I wondered what other words I could innocently drop into a conversation that might cause a slight reaction, and give away the inner perv in someone???
Any suggestions welcomed biggrin

5 Nov 2005

Tabbi
How will you cope at a 'vanilla' party?
lol

:lol:

5 Nov 2005

Quote by tabbi
someone said about dropping the word 'snowballing' into the conversation.

Why

: I don't understand that phrase.
You'd spot me, the vacant drooling one lol, what a giveaway lol

Regards
Harry Jones

5 Nov 2005

Quote by tabbi
I gotta go to a 'nilla birthday party tonight, but as there's lots of bikers gonna be there, I figure there must be one or two pervs lurking :twisted:
So, I was reading the thread about calories in semen and someone said about dropping the word 'snowballing' into the conversation.
I wondered what other words I could innocently drop into a conversation that might cause a slight reaction, and give away the inner perv in someone???
Any suggestions welcomed

"S&M, oh... I mean M&S redface

"
"I'd like a pearl necklace for christmas"

5 Nov 2005

'winters on its way, i really love snowballing at the weekend. even better watching others snowball while im in the house warm'
that could do the trick.
how about.....
'ive started swinging loads recently, since seeing my fellas new erection i cant seem to stop swinging. The kids love the new play equipment too'

5 Nov 2005

Quote by Sarah
Tabbi
How will you cope at a 'vanilla' party?
:lol:

I wont

that's why I'm trying to perv it up without being too obvious about it biggrin

And if all else fails, I'll develop a headache and leave early, go cruise dogging sites :twisted:

5 Nov 2005

Quote by HarryJones
You'd spot me, the vacant drooling one lol, what a giveaway

Harry, it's a 40th Birthday, not a geriatric ward lol

5 Nov 2005

Quote by tabbi

You'd spot me, the vacant drooling one lol, what a giveaway

Harry, it's a 40th Birthday, not a geriatric ward lol
Tabbi
I'm only 30 but already have a vacant semi-drool when perving :lol:
And can someone please help me understand what snowballing means :!: :!:
Regards
Harry Jones

5 Nov 2005

Snowballing - Wikipedia is your friend.

5 Nov 2005

Quote by Deviated Prevert
Snowballing - Wikipedia is your friend.

Thank you Dan.

5 Nov 2005

well if thats snowballing
I guess building a snowman is bukkake

5 Nov 2005

Well if someone asks you if you'd like a drink, say "oh ill have a DP please, then feign ignorance and say oh no i dont think thats what its called, oh i'll have a ......"
You never know, may work :twisted: .

5 Nov 2005

Quote by GenHertsCpl
Well if someone asks you if you'd like a drink, say "oh ill have a DP please, then feign ignorance and say oh no i dont think thats what its called, oh i'll have a ......"
You never know, may work :twisted: .

Why do I get tthe feeling you've been there before? :twisted:

5 Nov 2005

Quote by HarryJones
Snowballing - Wikipedia is your friend.

Thank you Dan.
I am amazed at how extensive Wikipedia is nowadays.

5 Nov 2005

Quote by Maia
Snowballing - Wikipedia is your friend.

Thank you Dan.
I am amazed at how extensive Wikipedia is nowadays.
Yeah and I want to know how many SH members have been adding bits to it :shock:

5 Nov 2005

Quote by Him'nHer
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Yeah and I want to know how many SH members have been adding bits to it :shock:

You can add bits to it? Can you introduce new words? If so, can I nominate VIX as 'she who can rekindle the lesbian in you' and FRECKLEDBIRD as 'spellmistress with a strap on' :P :P

5 Nov 2005

Quote by Maia

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

5 Nov 2005

How about:
I love a good roasting...

5 Nov 2005

Quote by Him'nHer
Snowballing - Wikipedia is your friend.

Thank you Dan.
I am amazed at how extensive Wikipedia is nowadays.
Yeah and I want to know how many SH members have been adding bits to it :shock:
I'm in the 'Wipipedia' under submissive, they decided one of my pics was most suitable lol

5 Nov 2005

Quote by tabbi
Snowballing - Wikipedia is your friend.

Thank you Dan.
I am amazed at how extensive Wikipedia is nowadays.
Yeah and I want to know how many SH members have been adding bits to it :shock:
I'm in the 'Wipipedia' under submissive, they decided one of my pics was most suitable lol
Pics! Dont be mean Tabbi, send em over :twisted: I enjoy a good flogging!

5 Nov 2005

Pass on posting a pic rolleyes

5 Nov 2005

Quote by tabbi
OK let me see if I can do this without upsetting any Mods
so you click on Img, then paste? *fingers crossed*
300px-Tab_007_-_Tabbi_
What I do wrong??????
Tried another way, still can't do it :cry:

what I do right might be a shorter

5 Nov 2005

Quote by tabbi
OK let me see if I can do this without upsetting any Mods
so you click on Img, then paste? *fingers crossed*
300px-Tab_007_-_Tabbi_
What I do wrong??????
Tried another way, still can't do it :cry:

Err, if you're going to post pics you have to upload it to a pic site such as photobucket. If it's already on the net then you need to add the http:// part before 300px. I'd be happy to do it for you wink

5 Nov 2005

Quote by Osmosis
I'd be happy to do it for you

wouldn't we all rolleyes

5 Nov 2005

Couldn't find Tabbi but did find a gem of a quote on wilki whatever it is.
These activities are often described by the euphemisms "golden showers" or "watersports" (which should not be confused with water sports).
rotflmao

5 Nov 2005

Quote by tabbi
Pass on posting a pic

Look at this
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/56781.html

5 Nov 2005

while in tescos today a very good looking man went up to the female shop assistant and asked if this tescos did spit roasting lol, i couldnt help but laugh, but then she replies sorry sir i only fill the cream section so im not sure but i think they may do spit rosts in our other store lol
xx lou xxx

5 Nov 2005

There you go Tabbi ;)

5 Nov 2005

Any clues asto where Tabbi is or even why confused

: :?: :?:
A corridor, specially lit room etc
Regards
Harry Jones

6 Nov 2005

Quote by Angel Chat

There you go Tabbi ;)

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh it's meeeeeeeeeee LOL, thanks Angel Chat biggrin