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I gotta go to a 'nilla birthday party tonight, but as there's lots of bikers gonna be there, I figure there must be one or two pervs lurking :twisted:
So, I was reading the thread about calories in semen and someone said about dropping the word 'snowballing' into the conversation.
I wondered what other words I could innocently drop into a conversation that might cause a slight reaction, and give away the inner perv in someone???
Any suggestions welcomed biggrin
Tabbi
How will you cope at a 'vanilla' party?
lol :lol:
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someone said about dropping the word 'snowballing' into the conversation.

Why confused: I don't understand that phrase.
You'd spot me, the vacant drooling one lol, what a giveaway lol
Regards
Harry Jones
Quote by tabbi
I gotta go to a 'nilla birthday party tonight, but as there's lots of bikers gonna be there, I figure there must be one or two pervs lurking :twisted:
So, I was reading the thread about calories in semen and someone said about dropping the word 'snowballing' into the conversation.
I wondered what other words I could innocently drop into a conversation that might cause a slight reaction, and give away the inner perv in someone???
Any suggestions welcomed biggrin

"S&M, oh... I mean M&S redface "
"I'd like a pearl necklace for christmas"
'winters on its way, i really love snowballing at the weekend. even better watching others snowball while im in the house warm'
that could do the trick.
how about.....
'ive started swinging loads recently, since seeing my fellas new erection i cant seem to stop swinging. The kids love the new play equipment too'
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Tabbi
How will you cope at a 'vanilla' party?
lol :lol:

I wont sad that's why I'm trying to perv it up without being too obvious about it biggrin
And if all else fails, I'll develop a headache and leave early, go cruise dogging sites :twisted:
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You'd spot me, the vacant drooling one lol, what a giveaway lol

Harry, it's a 40th Birthday, not a geriatric ward lol
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You'd spot me, the vacant drooling one lol, what a giveaway lol

Harry, it's a 40th Birthday, not a geriatric ward lol
Tabbi
I'm only 30 but already have a vacant semi-drool when perving :lol:
And can someone please help me understand what snowballing means :!: :!:
Regards
Harry Jones
Snowballing - Wikipedia is your friend.
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Snowballing - Wikipedia is your friend.

Thank you Dan.
well if thats snowballing
I guess building a snowman is bukkake
Well if someone asks you if you'd like a drink, say "oh ill have a DP please, then feign ignorance and say oh no i dont think thats what its called, oh i'll have a ......"
You never know, may work :twisted: .
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Well if someone asks you if you'd like a drink, say "oh ill have a DP please, then feign ignorance and say oh no i dont think thats what its called, oh i'll have a ......"
You never know, may work :twisted: .

Why do I get tthe feeling you've been there before? :twisted:
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Snowballing - Wikipedia is your friend.

Thank you Dan.
I am amazed at how extensive Wikipedia is nowadays.
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Snowballing - Wikipedia is your friend.

Thank you Dan.
I am amazed at how extensive Wikipedia is nowadays.
Yeah and I want to know how many SH members have been adding bits to it :shock:
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Yeah and I want to know how many SH members have been adding bits to it :shock:

You can add bits to it? Can you introduce new words? If so, can I nominate VIX as 'she who can rekindle the lesbian in you' and FRECKLEDBIRD as 'spellmistress with a strap on' :P :P
How about:
I love a good roasting...
Quote by Him'nHer
Snowballing - Wikipedia is your friend.

Thank you Dan.
I am amazed at how extensive Wikipedia is nowadays.
Yeah and I want to know how many SH members have been adding bits to it :shock:
I'm in the 'Wipipedia' under submissive, they decided one of my pics was most suitable lol
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Snowballing - Wikipedia is your friend.

Thank you Dan.
I am amazed at how extensive Wikipedia is nowadays.
Yeah and I want to know how many SH members have been adding bits to it :shock:
I'm in the 'Wipipedia' under submissive, they decided one of my pics was most suitable lol
Pics! Dont be mean Tabbi, send em over :twisted: I enjoy a good flogging!
Pass on posting a pic rolleyes
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OK let me see if I can do this without upsetting any Mods biggrin
so you click on Img, then paste? *fingers crossed*
300px-Tab_007_-_Tabbi_
What I do wrong?????? confused
Tried another way, still can't do it :cry:

what I do right might be a shorter
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OK let me see if I can do this without upsetting any Mods biggrin
so you click on Img, then paste? *fingers crossed*
300px-Tab_007_-_Tabbi_
What I do wrong?????? confused
Tried another way, still can't do it :cry:

Err, if you're going to post pics you have to upload it to a pic site such as photobucket. If it's already on the net then you need to add the http:// part before 300px. I'd be happy to do it for you wink
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I'd be happy to do it for you wink

wouldn't we all rolleyes
Couldn't find Tabbi but did find a gem of a quote on wilki whatever it is.
These activities are often described by the euphemisms "golden showers" or "watersports" (which should not be confused with water sports).
rotflmao
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Pass on posting a pic rolleyes

Look at this
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/56781.html
while in tescos today a very good looking man went up to the female shop assistant and asked if this tescos did spit roasting lol, i couldnt help but laugh, but then she replies sorry sir i only fill the cream section so im not sure but i think they may do spit rosts in our other store lol
xx lou xxx
Any clues asto where Tabbi is or even why confused: :?: :?:
A corridor, specially lit room etc
Regards
Harry Jones
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There you go Tabbi ;)

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh it's meeeeeeeeeee LOL, thanks Angel Chat biggrin