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No, not for your 'little man' or lady garden but for your other half.
Own up all you 'Snookioocums' and 'Snugglebums' out there :giggle: What terms of endearment, be it cute or daft, do you use for your partner?
When I was still with my ex, I'd call him 'love' if he was in my good books, 'fat bastard' if not and since we split up it usually starts with 'dirty rotten' ends with 'twat' and sometimes has 'lying' cheating' and 'scumbag' in the middle somewhere :giggle:
Numpty or Fishy usually............you really need to know him to know why!
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It could be one of a few :lol2:
Fat bastard, pumpkin, babykins, Dad (that stems from my grandparents always calling each other Mum and Dad) and .... Oh I couldn't possibly tell you that one redface :giggle:
He calls me Princess M****** if I've been good or he's creeping.
We tend not to have pet names as such but prefix each others names with "Me"
So he's Me Timthy or My Timmy if in polite sociaty lol :lol: :lol:
Which sounds horribly possessive but really isn't as we tend to do it to close friends as well, unless we know they don't like it, obviously.
"Me Only Me sounds the oddest though" :lol: :lol:
Jas
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He calls me Princess M****** if I've been good or he's creeping.
We tend not to have pet names as such but prefix each others names with "Me"
So he's Me Timthy or My Timmy if in polite sociaty lol :lol: :lol:
Which sounds horribly possessive but really isn't as we tend to do it to close friends as well, unless we know they don't like it, obviously.
"Me Only Me sounds the oddest though" :lol: :lol:
Jas
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I remember you asking me "Where's me Timmy?" once.....I must have had my brain in /perv mode as I could have sworn I heard something else instead.....:giggle:
Is your brain ever out of perv mode these days Dollop? rolleyes lol
Pet names... he calls me Gemmie and I call him Nellie. redface
Could be worse I guess... dunno Not sure how... but I'm sure it could!
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Is your brain ever out of perv mode these days Dollop? rolleyes lol

I'm rather hurt by that remark.....I mean can I help it if I'm surrounded by :inlove: Avatars at the moment......dunno
I do like yours too you know biggrin
Damn...need to find the bloody switch....banghead
"Love" was always the most common, now (and I relate to the Ex here), it's simply "her"..... I would actually say "Bitch" but dogs are quite sweet and obedient. lol
well sheddy calls me princess and angel a fair bit........I called him cute earlier today and he had a paddy and told me that he couldn't be cute as he's a hairy arsed truck driver........ lol
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well sheddy calls me princess and angel a fair bit........I called him cute earlier today and he had a paddy and told me that he couldn't be cute as he's a hairy arsed truck driver........ lol

Last time I saw Sheddy's arse it wasn't hairy :giggle:
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well sheddy calls me princess and angel a fair bit........I called him cute earlier today and he had a paddy and told me that he couldn't be cute as he's a hairy arsed truck driver........ lol

Last time I saw Sheddy's arse it wasn't hairy :giggle:
redface Said arse will be available for private and quite probably public viewing next weekend as is the norm when I go to an SH event surprisedops: :oops:
As for her calling me cute I work in a macho enviroment and to be blunt my colleges would probablly beat the crap out of me and tease me for ever more if they found out :lol:
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well sheddy calls me princess and angel a fair bit........I called him cute earlier today and he had a paddy and told me that he couldn't be cute as he's a hairy arsed truck driver........ lol

Last time I saw Sheddy's arse it wasn't hairy :giggle:
redface Said arse will be available for private and quite probably public viewing next weekend as is the norm when I go to an SH event surprisedops: :oops:
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.........just off to PM Bloke!! bolt
Mal
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I'm his polar bear..... for those of you who don't know the story I'll leave it for him to drop himself in the deep end with why lol :lol:
Laird calls me Teeny.
Has done for years but we can't actually remember why dunno lol
Maybe its cause he's well over 6 foot and I'm considerably shorter! :giggle:
I don't have a pet name for him :shock: Any suggestions???
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Laird calls me Teeny.
Has done for years but we can't actually remember why dunno lol
Maybe its cause he's well over 6 foot and I'm considerably shorter! :giggle:
I don't have a pet name for him :shock: Any suggestions???
Fee
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Lucky git is one that comes to my mind Fee...:giggle:
We're common Derbyshire - we're each other's 'duck' lol
Other than that I'm Bitch and he's Spoon / Spanner dunno
you daft Spoon, what'd'ya do that for duck ? rotflmao
I called my little angel 'My duck' the other day - mistake!
The split skin on me shin is just healing over!
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I've never used or had a pet name in my life :shock:
Oops.
Why has my tongue just turned black dunno
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I called my little angel 'My duck' the other day - mistake!
The split skin on me shin is just healing over!
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Just noticed this - don't feel so bad now.
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We're common Derbyshire - we're each other's 'duck' lol
Other than that I'm Bitch and he's Spoon / Spanner dunno
you daft Spoon, what'd'ya do that for duck ? rotflmao
I've been told to tell you why I call Celery Polar Bear... dunno
One night Celery was wearing this white fluffy dressing gown that she has which is really soft so it's her polar bear outfit.
Anyway we were having a snuggle on the bed and I turned to her and started to say..."get your fa....." I stopped at this point...
she then went let me finish that for you..."Fat Polar Bear arse"
I mean all I wanted was to hold her closer and she holds it againist me.... :dunno:
Yeah ok the wording might not have been the best I could use....
Fektart, you are such a muppet at times :giggle:
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Fektart, you are such a muppet at times :giggle:

Cheers Cariad....
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*Her*
Oh and *Him* just tends to call me muppet . We dont really have any pet names. Anyone who knows his rl name would agree it's a pet name - makes him sound like a black labrador lol
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*Her*
Oh and *Him* just tends to call me muppet . We dont really have any pet names. Anyone who knows his rl name would agree it's a pet name - makes him sound like a black labrador lol

Fido? dunno