You know when people lose a limb or digit or whatever and still 'feel' it there? Well... I am wondering if sometimes people who are not born with certain appendages have ever been known to have these phantom sensations.
The reason I am asking is because (and it has taken me all the time I have been here to get the courage to say this) I believe I have a phantom penis.
No honestly I do!! Not all the time mind. Just occasionally. It sneaks up on me (!) but only when I am not thinking about it. At night, it wakes me up, demanding attention. Yes, my phantom penis gets a hard-on and I have been known to wake up pressed tight behind my poor fella.
Also... I have fucked his arse. Truly I have. The poor sod was very good about it though, till he got his first instance of 'leakage' after I had totally creamed his butt. No- I don't know how that worked, either.
Erm... is this TMI? Can anyone make me feel any better about this*, or should I just run away and join the circus, now?
*Highly doubtful, as I feel pretty good when my phantom 'limb' is home to play!
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hehehehe thats so funny Vix have heard of people having something like that vaguely mentioned at sometime?? Or maybe Im nuts as well!
But a phantom penis!! hehehe
Pity its only a phantom one though always wanted to have a cock even if just for a day to see how the other half lives erm wanks!! 
But a phantom penis!! hehehe
Pity its only a phantom one though always wanted to have a cock even if just for a day to see how the other half lives erm wanks!! Sorry just talking about phantom limbs made me howl. about a year ago an old work friend of mine gave me an old wardrobe which had come from his mothers house!!
Had the thign lying in the end room for ages and hadnt moved it because it was so heavy and I thought it was locked (turned out it was just a bit stiff!!)
So my wee brother was up one day helping me to move stuf around and I asked him to help me move the wardrobe, which we did and had been joing about maybe there was a dead body inside hehe jokingly
So we went to open the wardrobe up and I had freaked out my wee brother a wee bit which was rather funny! (im his sister its my job to wind him up!)
So anyway we opened the wardrobe and there was a small pink box about the size of box of 6 eggs which we proceeded to open!!
hehe, youll never guess what was in the fucking box!!??
A prostetic TIT!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
So I have a spare if any of the blokes like has a feeling of a phantom tit and wants to give it a go!!
hehe just to note after that I just had visions of some poor wee lop sided woman!!
:shock:
Had the thign lying in the end room for ages and hadnt moved it because it was so heavy and I thought it was locked (turned out it was just a bit stiff!!)
So my wee brother was up one day helping me to move stuf around and I asked him to help me move the wardrobe, which we did and had been joing about maybe there was a dead body inside hehe jokingly
So we went to open the wardrobe up and I had freaked out my wee brother a wee bit which was rather funny! (im his sister its my job to wind him up!)
So anyway we opened the wardrobe and there was a small pink box about the size of box of 6 eggs which we proceeded to open!!
hehe, youll never guess what was in the fucking box!!??
A prostetic TIT!!!
:lol: :lol: :lol: So I have a spare if any of the blokes like has a feeling of a phantom tit and wants to give it a go!!
hehe just to note after that I just had visions of some poor wee lop sided woman!!
:shock: Quote by Sgt Bilko
Vix, there's no hope for you!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
My suspicions are confirmed so I have booked you a bed in the Funny Farm, in the bed next to Debbiewebs!!
Pah! I come on here and finally fess up my personal 'problems' and this is what I get. I knew I should have done this as a PM conversation with someone sensitive. (Trouble is, I couldn't think of anyone, here)
Yeah I know!! Very strange Itold my workmate and it was confirmed to be his mothers but apparently she never wore the thing and not to be offemsive its not likely not to be noticed was quite a big tit at least a DD cup!
Still in the kitchen cupboard!!
Maybe I should auction it on e-bay for a laugh I once tried to auction a used condom (never said how it had been used!) when I was bored!! Yes I know go on very sad!!
I am a rebel with a cause (not a very clear one!) but a cause!!
will get back to you when I remember what it is!?
Still in the kitchen cupboard!!
Maybe I should auction it on e-bay for a laugh I once tried to auction a used condom (never said how it had been used!) when I was bored!! Yes I know go on very sad!!
I am a rebel with a cause (not a very clear one!) but a cause!!
will get back to you when I remember what it is!?
Orgasminator
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Pah! I come on here and finally fess up my personal 'problems' and this is what I get. I knew I should have done this as a PM conversation with someone sensitive. (Trouble is, I couldn't think of anyone, here)
I feel for you Vix 'cos it did come across to me as a serious discussion and warranted a serious answer or at the very least a serious listen. :therethere:
May be folks don't know how to answer it... I've never felt that I'm missing a part of me well apart from when GT is away for any length of time... which isn't very often, thank goodness.
I dunno know what more to say other than if you wanna PM me... I'll listen!
Regards
Wendy
Thx WW, appreciate that. You know, I don't feel there is anything 'missing' either. Just sometimes, there's something there that isn't always there. It does not feel like anything extra, and at the time feels a totally natural part of me.
Reese and me lie in bed during those 'after' times and look at eachother in confusion. "What was all that about?" Is our usual Q to each other. Hopefully he'll wake up in a moment and can give us all his take on the situation.
Reese and me lie in bed during those 'after' times and look at eachother in confusion. "What was all that about?" Is our usual Q to each other. Hopefully he'll wake up in a moment and can give us all his take on the situation.
Sex God
Interesting indeed
I don't have the same problem Vix but I'm sure my friends think I have phantom boyfriends as my last 3 relationships ended cos they disapperared!
And no they aren't under the floor boards or anything like that - I wouldn't say I'm a hard person to get alon with either
plain and simple I just pick the wrong guys.
So for now I'm content with the single life
I don't have the same problem Vix but I'm sure my friends think I have phantom boyfriends as my last 3 relationships ended cos they disapperared!
And no they aren't under the floor boards or anything like that - I wouldn't say I'm a hard person to get alon with either
plain and simple I just pick the wrong guys.
So for now I'm content with the single life
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Interesting indeed
I don't have the same problem Vix but I'm sure my friends think I have phantom boyfriends as my last 3 relationships ended cos they disapperared!
And no they aren't under the floor boards or anything like that - I wouldn't say I'm a hard person to get alon with either
plain and simple I just pick the wrong guys.
So for now I'm content with the single life
If only I were a bit younger Lil_Bunny (I'm 45... too old I expect
) but then on the other hand maybe I'd drive you up the wall so much.... you would put me under the floorboards :shock: Quote by Vix
Erm... is this TMI? Can anyone make me feel any better about this*, or should I just run away and join the circus, now?!
Dunno what to say Vix. Its a hard one (pun not actually intended...).
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*Highly doubtful, as I feel pretty good when my phantom 'limb' is home to play!
Well that's not too bad then
Sex God
I'm not sure if you can feel sensations through a none existent limb to start with but its a very strange phenomenon this is from a case study in old medical journals:
A patient who started experiencing a vivid phantom arm soon after amputation after a few weeks developed a peculiar, gnawing sensation in his phantom. He was quite puzzled by the sudden emergence of these new sensations, but when he asked hi physician why this was happening, the doctor didn't know and couldn't help. Finally, out of curiosity, the fellow asked, "Whatever happened to my arm after you removed it?" "Good question," replied the doctor, "you need to ask the surgeon." So he called the surgeon, who said "We usually send the limbs to the morgue." So he called the morgue and asked them, they said "We send them either to the incinerator or to pathology." He asked what they did with his arm, they looked at the records and said "We sent it to pathology" He called them they said they had too many arms so they buried it behind the hospital. He went to where it was buried and when he dug it up he found it crawling with maggots. He ended up incinerating the arm and the sensation went.
Very strange
Molly xx
A patient who started experiencing a vivid phantom arm soon after amputation after a few weeks developed a peculiar, gnawing sensation in his phantom. He was quite puzzled by the sudden emergence of these new sensations, but when he asked hi physician why this was happening, the doctor didn't know and couldn't help. Finally, out of curiosity, the fellow asked, "Whatever happened to my arm after you removed it?" "Good question," replied the doctor, "you need to ask the surgeon." So he called the surgeon, who said "We usually send the limbs to the morgue." So he called the morgue and asked them, they said "We send them either to the incinerator or to pathology." He asked what they did with his arm, they looked at the records and said "We sent it to pathology" He called them they said they had too many arms so they buried it behind the hospital. He went to where it was buried and when he dug it up he found it crawling with maggots. He ended up incinerating the arm and the sensation went.
Very strange
Molly xx
Thank you so much to people who have PMd me about this, but I took the chance to bring the subject onto the public domain andI think we should discuss this. Of course, I am not saying you should make your innermost public, like I do, but let's get it on (as it were).
BTW, No-one in PM has said they have the same thing going on, as I do. Just to stop you all wondering.
BTW, No-one in PM has said they have the same thing going on, as I do. Just to stop you all wondering.
Sex God
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I'm not sure if you can feel sensations through a none existent limb to start with but its a very strange phenomenon this is from a case study in old medical journals:
That's bloody creepy mollyandchris ... how the heck am I supposed to get any sleep now ... I DO love alone you know!
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You'' think I am totally mad, but I often have sex with invisible people...
Not frottage, but totally shagging literally thin AIR...and it's truly amazing and I get mindblowing orgasms.
I actually believe these are spirits/goddesses, but you'll not believe me until you meet me
Isn't that just a wet dream though? Only say that because when I've had one of those, the sensation is pretty intense. Don't have them that often though.
Sex God
Well I've been thinking about this one all day since I originally read it and even tried to find the book I'm about to tell you about but I don't know where it's gone I think you may need a very open mind to accept anything of what I'm about to tell you :shock:
Anyway, it isn't exactly the same thing, but in this particular book there were lots of examples of people who'd suddenly developed illnesses or phobias without any rational reasoning behind them.
When these people were put into regression their complaints were explained by past lives. For example (and remember, I'm quoting all this from memory, not the actual book) there was one particular woman who at the age of 30 suddenly became mortally terrified of water. She'd been brought up close to a lake and had spent many happy childhood times at said lake without any problems. When she was regressed it turned out that she had drowned (in a past life) at the same age as she had suddenly developed this fear of water in her current life.
The book theorises that our cells have a memory of their own, and that our soul does too. So it could be that in a fairly recent past life you were an extremely horny man, and your soul is remembering the way things were before and you could develop a bad back or pains in your head or arm or whatever. It could just be that your particular soul is remembering the sensations of being highly aroused but in that last life you were a man instead of a woman
This is a reply that could generate all kinds of replies and I'm sure some of them will be very derogatory but hey ho, it's nice to be controversial sometimes ;)
I think you may need a very open mind to accept anything of what I'm about to tell you :shock: Anyway, it isn't exactly the same thing, but in this particular book there were lots of examples of people who'd suddenly developed illnesses or phobias without any rational reasoning behind them.
When these people were put into regression their complaints were explained by past lives. For example (and remember, I'm quoting all this from memory, not the actual book) there was one particular woman who at the age of 30 suddenly became mortally terrified of water. She'd been brought up close to a lake and had spent many happy childhood times at said lake without any problems. When she was regressed it turned out that she had drowned (in a past life) at the same age as she had suddenly developed this fear of water in her current life.
The book theorises that our cells have a memory of their own, and that our soul does too. So it could be that in a fairly recent past life you were an extremely horny man, and your soul is remembering the way things were before and you could develop a bad back or pains in your head or arm or whatever. It could just be that your particular soul is remembering the sensations of being highly aroused but in that last life you were a man instead of a woman
This is a reply that could generate all kinds of replies and I'm sure some of them will be very derogatory but hey ho, it's nice to be controversial sometimes ;)
Demarchii - I believe you. Good for you matey!
Angel - What a marvellous theory! What is the book, mate? I have never been 'regressed' but most people that really know mewould say I am more bloke than girl.
I just hate those people that tell everyone that they were Mary antionette or Napoleon. I mean, not everyone could have been someone, right? These charlatans give anything 'alternative' a bad name. I think that most people would have been something like a carpenter, thief or prostitute. A baker or a servant I guess does not bring in the cash like being told you were the King of England.
Angel - What a marvellous theory! What is the book, mate? I have never been 'regressed' but most people that really know mewould say I am more bloke than girl.
I just hate those people that tell everyone that they were Mary antionette or Napoleon. I mean, not everyone could have been someone, right? These charlatans give anything 'alternative' a bad name. I think that most people would have been something like a carpenter, thief or prostitute. A baker or a servant I guess does not bring in the cash like being told you were the King of England.
Sex God
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Reese and me lie in bed during those 'after' times and look at eachother in confusion. "What was all that about?" Is our usual Q to each other. Hopefully he'll wake up in a moment and can give us all his take on the situation.
Vix~
Sorry for the delay. As you know, I slept through midday (hope I didn't snore too much) and was then fraught with technical difficulties, not truly getting meself on-line until tonight. Anyroad...
That was quite the intense experience the other night. Although I've been graced by your "phantom penis" before, that's gotta be the first time I experienced the full impact of it (including ejaculation!).
Now, this will definitely fall into the TMI category for our gentle readers, but the internal impact from that experience was extreme. Although I was physically aware that there was nothing penetrating me, I nonetheless experienced the intangible sensation that I was - including corresponding sphincter contrations to your rather energetic thrusts (and, I must say, you have a lovely penis!)! And, despite being well aware that there was nothing actually "invading my personal space", as it were, my bowels certainly told me otherwise the next day!
That night, however, told the true tale: Now, I've experienced your ejaculations before (and remember that there was a recent thread here on the female counterpart to this), but that one was the most focused (and voluminous) I'd ever felt from you. I was totally drenched! And the amount of "leakage" I had afterwards...whassup with that?!
I think the phrase "phantom penis syndrome" captures the experience spot on. I am, however, kinda scared that no one else who's posted or PM'd has had similar. You've always been a bit more of a bloke than I am, but this confirms it beyond human reason (I would say "beyond mortal ken", but there's no reason to bring my brother into this!).
I know that we don't "do anal", both of us seeing the anus as a unidirectional orifice, but, please hun, feel free to bugger me anytime!!
~Reese! :love:
