Photo checklist

12 Aug 2006

Before downloading your photo to your profile, it may be useful to have a quick run through the following checklist to ensure your photo has the desired effect of enhancing your profile.
1 - Is your photo compliant to the site rules with regards to other people being in shot? Always look in the background and make sure your family members are not sniggering at you posing through the doorway. rolleyes

2 - Have you chosen the best location in your house to take the photo? Your penis may well be the centre focus of your happy-snap, but it will not take long for people to notice you have taken the photo standing over an 'un-flushed toilet'! :shock:
3 - Are you making the most of you physic? Jaunty camera angles and a few accessories can make all the difference - though I am not sure an elastic band around the frisky frolics to make them look plump is a good idea, especially when they start turning blue loon

4 - Is there anything in the frame of the photo which shouldn't be? Leaving an open magazine, a toilet roll and some scrunched up tissue on the bed may leave people thinking you are a bit of a wa...amateur, if they are visible in the background of your shot. :grin:
5 - Have any pets wondered in to shot? They may be cute but it is best to check what they are doing - or in certain cases licking :shock: (I should wash that before you use it again) innocent

This checklist will be updated regularly as more useful information is brought to our attention. confused

13 Aug 2006

Quote by DeviousLiasons
3) Try not to smile. Look as miserable as sin if you can... honest... it works

13 Aug 2006

don't to forget to put a dirty white sheet behind you...hanging it hopelessly over a picture frame....pretending its a make shift studio..

13 Aug 2006

Now follows PoshKate and Sheddy's photo guide to posting pictures biggrin

Spot the difference confused

Special thanks to PK for the camera work and for coming up with the idea kiss

13 Aug 2006

Quote by sheddy
Now follows PoshKate and Sheddy's photo guide to posting pictures
Spot the difference

Special thanks to PK for the camera work and for coming up with the idea

well what can i say......the bottom ones ooozes with sophistication!

13 Aug 2006

Genius!

Stormy

13 Aug 2006

Where are the handcuffs that should be hanging off the headboard? And he hasn't got his cock out !

13 Aug 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren

Where are the handcuffs that should be hanging off the headboard? And he hasn't got his cock out !

Fire has them on :shock:
rotflmao

Stormy

13 Aug 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren

Where are the handcuffs that should be hanging off the headboard? And he hasn't got his cock out !

the handcuff are there sassy......you just need to look closely........
as for the cockshot........I wanted him to measure it up next to a can of deodarant but its not allowed unfortunately....... lol

13 Aug 2006

Quote by poshkate

Where are the handcuffs that should be hanging off the headboard? And he hasn't got his cock out !

the handcuff are there sassy......you just need to look closely........
as for the cockshot........I wanted him to measure it up next to a can of deodarantbut its not allowed unfortunately....... lol

couldn't he use a chapstick instead? lol

13 Aug 2006

Quote by poshkate
the handcuff are there sassy......you just need to look closely........

I'm looking very closely at a photo of Sheddy semi naked on a bed..............you really think I'm concentrating on handcuffs?? :twisted:

13 Aug 2006

I've posted a link to a bigger picture just so you can apriciate how much tat PK piled into her normally spotless boudoir, the handcuffs are hiding behind the tomato sauce confused

13 Aug 2006

Tomato sauce????????? blink

no, please do NOT explain confused

13 Aug 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
Tomato sauce?????????
no, please do NOT explain

hot dog anyone? :giggle:

13 Aug 2006

Clean shreddies,Sheddy, and not wearing socks? Have you no finesse?????? :grin:
Mal
wink

14 Aug 2006

Quote by sheddy
Now follows PoshKate and Sheddy's photo guide to posting pictures
Spot the difference

Special thanks to PK for the camera work and for coming up with the idea

Thanks for making my rainy Monday morning a little easier to bare. VERY Funny indeed!
I think we should all have a go!
biggrin

14 Aug 2006

omgosh.... you are one hell of a man sheddy..... I think that I can feel another trip to manchester coming on... I want to kiss you and touch your .............................................................
bum again.... :twisted: :twisted:

14 Aug 2006

Now I'm not normally a fan of blatent flirting in threads but mu ego has over ridden that lol

:twisted: Ahhh my sweet sweet Splendid you can feel my bum any time you wish as the only lesbian I've ever kissed how can I refuse kiss

14 Aug 2006

OK - there is definitely something wrong with me when I look at photos...
all I could think was "look how small that is"
(the bedroom that is)
confused

14 Aug 2006

Quote by sheddy
Now I'm not normally a fan of blatent flirting in threads but mu ego has over ridden that
:twisted: Ahhh my sweet sweet Splendid you can feel my bum any time you wish as the only lesbian I've ever kissed how can I refuse

It's not that you're not a fan Sheddy - it's just that you're not allowed now! :giggle:
bolt

14 Aug 2006

I'm more concerned about the open box of all-bran.......
problem, is there?
I think the Sunday Sport could run this as a spot the difference comp.
H.x

20 Jun 2007

I have just seen yet another photo of an odd looking penis being dangled over a loo with bog roll floating in it :shock:
Do people not look at their photos rolleyes

20 Jun 2007

Of course they don't - far too scary! mad

20 Jun 2007

Sarah wanders off to the gallery for a perv
lol

20 Jun 2007

No need to check em......
Just plonk em on ya profile and someone will let ya know if they're any good or not....