what do you say to a guy who sends you a quite charming photo of one of his 'girlfriends' to prove (in his words) that he does go out with younger attractive women? I was speechless, it wasn't even a sexual picture, she was in a lovely summer frock at a party, quite delightful she looked too! I replied that I thought it was indiscreet and tasteless of him to send the pic and wouldn't be interested, then, he said I was impossible to please! Another charming chap, sounds great on here, has a lovely profile and pic, so I asked to see his private pics and it was a gallery of anonymous pussy/s and what I assume were his various body parts. He didn't understand why this was a turn off for me. Do the guys out there have a clue about what we want to see if we ask for pics? It means we are possibly interested, so why do they go and blow it with tacky photos?
Quote by Kaznkev lol, thing is, he wasn't even in the picture with her! No unsurprisingly, it did not work, I was amused, stunned, but seriously unimpressed!
i didnt realise he want in the pic!Do you think he cut it out of the littlewoods catalogue dear me who knows, she was pretty mind, but about 35 years younger than him!
I completely concur with Demi - the pic sends the message and often it's probably the opposite of what they intended! I never click on penis avatars (so they have one, that's nice), and as you say, anonymous intercourse shots could be anyone's. To be honest, the same goes for the ladies. I don't need to see labial pics or penetration - I'd rather see you! On the bright side, the most promising photos (private or otherwise) are full body often indicating an interest or personality. These guys get clicked on, checked out and often followed up. I wonder if that girl knew her picture was being used in this way? Either way, Demi, your correspondent is a jerk. Sappho x
Lol it does get really frustrating! But to be fair there are loads of people guilty of rubbish pics. Had one the otherday opened up private pics to see exact duplicates of the public ones!? Whats the point in that? Oh and the private pic galleries with no face pics in them? Really rather see who we may be shagging! lol. Lots of people just don't seem to get all people really wannt to see is who they 'really' are and as much as possible that they are genuine.
If you find a pic that isn't what it should be (i.e. a female pic on male account etc) the hit the report profile button and let us know. We can then take the necessary action. :thumbup:
Quote by noladreams If you find a pic that isn't what it should be (i.e. a female pic on male account etc) the hit the report profile button and let us know. We can then take the necessary action. :thumbup:
Can we do that for pics with ironing boards or dirty pots in the background? Please? And chaps who have taken pics of themselves in the mirror, displaying their jeans pushed down around their ankles?
Quote by foxylady2209 If you find a pic that isn't what it should be (i.e. a female pic on male account etc) the hit the report profile button and let us know. We can then take the necessary action. :thumbup:
Can we do that for pics with ironing boards or dirty pots in the background? Please? And chaps who have taken pics of themselves in the mirror, displaying their jeans pushed down around their ankles? Do you ever find yourself looking at the decor, rather than the subject?
Quote by Sappho I completely concur with Demi - the pic sends the message and often it's probably the opposite of what they intended! I never click on penis avatars (so they have one, that's nice), and as you say, anonymous intercourse shots could be anyone's. To be honest, the same goes for the ladies. I don't need to see labial pics or penetration - I'd rather see you! On the bright side, the most promising photos (private or otherwise) are full body often indicating an interest or personality. These guys get clicked on, checked out and often followed up. I wonder if that girl knew her picture was being used in this way? Either way, Demi, your correspondent is a jerk. Sappho x
I would very much doubt that she knew. What made me laugh was he said I was impossible to please after I declined taking things further! Guys who just send dick pics make me think the guy must be a bit of a dickhead!
Always reminds me of the happy days when porn mags were the only way to access DIY photos other than your own. We would often spend ages pouring over "Reader's Wives" more often than not, looking for army furniture or pictures in the background! The glory days of poloroids and the happy snapper paying NO attention to the background, just his naked wife/girlfriend! Many many tell tale give aways :twisted: We still do it now, but we like to look at what's on peoples book shelves or DVD collections, the usual stuff in the background the shooter/poster never notices :lol: :thumbup::thumbup:
Mental note to self Redecorate Do the washing up Make sure Proust, Marx, Nietsche and Hegel on show - hide the Judith Krantz and Jackie Collins Hide the Barbies, Bob the Builder trike and colouring books!
There is an absolute case in point of a photo in the profiles. The chap is standing in the chintziest, most floral, anti-maccassared, net-curtained living room I have ever seen. Perhaps the Royal Doulton figurines and the porcelain dolls were out of shot. He's on as a single male. I did wonder whether it was his mother's living room? He's fully dressed... and I'm sure he's wearing a cardigan! Bitch, bitch, bitch...
Quote by Sappho There is an absolute case in point of a photo in the profiles. The chap is standing in the chintziest, most floral, anti-maccassared, net-curtained living room I have ever seen. Perhaps the Royal Doulton figurines and the porcelain dolls were out of shot. He's on as a single male. I did wonder whether it was his mother's living room? He's fully dressed... and I'm sure he's wearing a cardigan! Bitch, bitch, bitch...
<<<< wonders what Sappho wants before she'll divulge the username! :twisted:
Quote by Sappho There is an absolute case in point of a photo in the profiles. The chap is standing in the chintziest, most floral, anti-maccassared, net-curtained living room I have ever seen. Perhaps the Royal Doulton figurines and the porcelain dolls were out of shot. He's on as a single male. I did wonder whether it was his mother's living room? He's fully dressed... and I'm sure he's wearing a cardigan! Bitch, bitch, bitch...
:shock: If I wasn't so concerned about the description I'd send you my pics to dissect! :giggle:
Quote by Kaznkev There is an absolute case in point of a photo in the profiles. The chap is standing in the chintziest, most floral, anti-maccassared, net-curtained living room I have ever seen. Perhaps the Royal Doulton figurines and the porcelain dolls were out of shot. He's on as a single male. I did wonder whether it was his mother's living room? He's fully dressed... and I'm sure he's wearing a cardigan! Bitch, bitch, bitch...
ohh please tell me,i will do anything to know Hmmmm.... anything? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
I much prefer to see a lady in provocative poses as opposed to pornographic ones... She can be nude but still tasteful but I find pics are more inviting if she is perhaps dressed in nice lingerie and again posing provocatively ... Kebab shots do little ,if anything, for me..... The same goes for pictures of the lady "entertaining" a football team or similar :lol2: Not what I would like to see....
Quote by Sappho There is an absolute case in point of a photo in the profiles. The chap is standing in the chintziest, most floral, anti-maccassared, net-curtained living room I have ever seen. Perhaps the Royal Doulton figurines and the porcelain dolls were out of shot. He's on as a single male. I did wonder whether it was his mother's living room? He's fully dressed... and I'm sure he's wearing a cardigan! Bitch, bitch, bitch...
At the risk of probably being horribly indiscreet, I did check who this person was in my inbox. To be honest, I was so unimpressed with his PM I 'ignored' him. Tried to find him to check if my memory hadn't been playing tricks - and the bugger's disappeared! Do you think his mum found out? Poor Jerry. Ooops! Naughty Sappho!
Quote by Sappho Do you ever find yourself looking at the decor, rather than the subject?
Hell yeah! Bad carpets and untidy computer wires, clothes on a maiden in the background and nasty curtains, wallpaper and light fittings are a pet hate of mine! And yes, the 'pants around ankles' as Foxy said just isn't good form. I even saw one set of pants with skiddies in them - yuk! It was Kents I think... :rascal:
Quote by Sappho At the risk of probably being horribly indiscreet, I did check who this person was in my inbox. To be honest, I was so unimpressed with his PM I 'ignored' him. Tried to find him to check if my memory hadn't been playing tricks - and the bugger's disappeared! Do you think his mum found out? Poor Jerry. Ooops! Naughty Sappho!
Username... now Sappho please.. !! Or Will gets it! ;)
Quote by BIoke At the risk of probably being horribly indiscreet, I did check who this person was in my inbox. To be honest, I was so unimpressed with his PM I 'ignored' him. Tried to find him to check if my memory hadn't been playing tricks - and the bugger's disappeared! Do you think his mum found out? Poor Jerry. Ooops! Naughty Sappho!
Username... now Sappho please.. !! Or Will gets it! ;) Promise or threat? :twisted:
Quote by Sappho and I'm sure he's wearing a cardigan! Bitch, bitch, bitch...
I must protest, there is absolutely nothing wrong with a cardigan.....perfect for those long winter evenings when ones smoking jacket would be too warm or is at the cleaners
Quote by Staggerlee_BB and I'm sure he's wearing a cardigan! Bitch, bitch, bitch...
I must protest, there is absolutely nothing wrong with a cardigan.....perfect for those long winter evenings when ones smoking jacket would be too warm or is at the cleaners I'm sure that even a gentleman of your sartorial elegance would agree that there are cardigans, and then there are cardigans with zips and stripes around the sleeves. This, I'm quite positive, was the latter.
Quote by Staggerlee_BB and I'm sure he's wearing a cardigan! Bitch, bitch, bitch...
I must protest, there is absolutely nothing wrong with a cardigan.....perfect for those long winter evenings when ones smoking jacket would be too warm or is at the cleaners Seems it is making a bit of a comeback.
Quote by Sappho and I'm sure he's wearing a cardigan! Bitch, bitch, bitch...
I must protest, there is absolutely nothing wrong with a cardigan.....perfect for those long winter evenings when ones smoking jacket would be too warm or is at the cleaners I'm sure that even a gentleman of your sartorial elegance would agree that there are cardigans, and then there are cardigans with zips and stripes around the sleeves. This, I'm quite positive, was the latter. I see....now you may well have a point
Both? Where is he?! :twisted: Hiding in the attic at the moment! :scared: I can't believe I'm being pimped by Sappho! :shock: Will PS Who the bloody hell let her back in the Forum?
Quote by Wanagr8shg This post has got me in stitches! I have never thought twice about what's in the back ground of pics! Will have to sitick a post it note on the camera simply saying 'BACKGROUND' to remind me! What kind of pics would you like to see on a profile other than face and full body? Sorry to ask but I'm new to all this malarkey!
The perfect background... 1) What the Butler Saw... velvet chaise longue, polished aspidistra on Corinthian column pedestal (Minton green, naturally), rather nice Alma Tadema on the wall - or a Frederick, Lord Leighton; Wilton carpet with a (faux) bear skin. 2) Retro Sixties shag pad with psychedelic walls, Bridget Riley artwork and kinky white plastic boots. 3) Caribbean beach, maiden emerging from the azure waters a la Dr No... Hmm... Just getting fanciful now... Sappho x
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Why, oh why? Either take them off or make sure your feet are NOT in shot, even in the mirror.
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