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Quote by naughtynymphos1
I tale a crap pic but then i look shit in real life so noone notices lol

i've seen some of your pics, not too bad at certain angles wink
Knob End, Tipton. Thats got to be near Bell End near dudley rotflmao
Quote by PrincessSwallows
Im not a big photo person either and my nose always dominates the picture! Grrrrrr mad
But some people do look beautiful and great in their photos, Im so jealous! :x

I can't say that I noticed your nose that much Princess. There was two other things that stood out much better than your nose :P
Quote by meat2pleaseu
I tale a crap pic but then i look shit in real life so noone notices lol

i've seen some of your pics, not too bad at certain angles wink
Knob End, Tipton. Thats got to be near Bell End near dudley rotflmao
TUT
its not in tipton its in Rowley Regis
Hey Dark.....I've got all the kit you know wink
I'll bring my flash if you give us a flash....and "make love to my lens baby"...
Quote by naughtynymphos1
I tale a crap pic but then i look shit in real life so noone notices lol

i've seen some of your pics, not too bad at certain angles wink
Knob End, Tipton. Thats got to be near Bell End near dudley rotflmao
TUT
its not in tipton its in Rowley Regis
it's all the land of yam yam, stop being pedantic smackbottom
Quote by meat2pleaseu
I tale a crap pic but then i look shit in real life so noone notices lol

i've seen some of your pics, not too bad at certain angles wink
Knob End, Tipton. Thats got to be near Bell End near dudley rotflmao
TUT
its not in tipton its in Rowley Regis
it's all the land of yam yam, stop being pedantic smackbottom
but i'm good at being pedantic :lol2:
Most of my pics are taken using the time delay on my webcam.
I try to experiment with unusual effects to get a reasonable shot.
If you actually saw me in the act of trying to take a shot for my avatars you would wet yourself laughing
The bodystocking has me lay across the arm of the chair in a hotel - attempting to keep some kind of dignity, Towels over the lamp shades to tone down the lighting.
A photographer friend told me that for a shot like that – you should elongate the body – which I attempted to do. I took the pic seconds before I slid off the chair onto the floor!
The feather boa ones are taken in my home office, the ‘golden’ lighting is a halogen heater – propped up on a bookcase at the side. I wanted it to be just at the right height to cast shadows in the right places. I never try to look sultry (I just look miserable when I do), so smiles (cheekier the better) are always the order of the day for me (my normal state anyway)
I am thinking of doing a digital photography course at night school. I know I have a laugh taking my avatar pics, but I am becoming more interested in the composition and lighting effects now.
Quote by AndyWolves
Hey Dark.....I've got all the kit you know wink
I'll bring my flash if you give us a flash....and " make love to my lens baby"..

:shock: am now regretting telling you to bring a wide angle one :doh:
rotflmao FFS i just cant win today!
Quote by Dawn_Mids
If you deleted the pics it doesn't matter but give it a go kiss

As long as nobody quotes you :shock:
rotflmao
In Edit
I'm sure one of the mods would wave their magic buttons and press their magic wands if that did happen wink
And - I think if you deleted them from the host site, they would disappear from the quoted posts too.
Maybe we could have the SH photo class?
To be run in a drinking establishment somewhere accessible to all....I'd cheerfully teach everyone to get great photos, and we'll have DarkFire posing for us so I can offer live demonstrations...
Dust of yer sequined leotard girl wink :wink:
Quote by AndyWolves
Maybe we could have the SH photo class?
To be run in a drinking establishment somewhere accessible to all....I'd cheerfully teach everyone to get great photos, and we'll have DarkFire posing for us so I can offer live demonstrations...
Dust of yer sequined leotard girl wink :wink:

wooo hooo i'll come and watch, darkfire get ya best thongs on gal :wink:
I absolutely loathe having my photo taken........ it stems from being dragged in front of the camera for pics for Grandma...... to everyday stuff like photo security passes.....
I hate it.....!!!!!
equi-princess xxx
Quote by equi-princess
I absolutely loathe having my photo taken........ it stems from being dragged in front of the camera for pics for Grandma...... to everyday stuff like photo security passes.....
I hate it.....!!!!!
equi-princess xxx

i'm like that the only pics i have are the ones on my add and thats cause i though i had better put some on lol i take a crap pic
with a face like mine, you should all be glad i dont have my picture taken that often confused
oi teppic your bloody sexy honey....there is one face u do i like more wink :twisted:
I dont like my pic taken either but when its needed...ie family etc then i do it however i dont think i look anything like my pics i have taken on the webcam...cheap thing..
I've always hated having my pics taken, especially ones with my face in as I hate the way I smile, it's so false.
The ones I have on the site are mainly series ones and I get one that I really like, the rest are deleted.
C x
Quote by AndyWolves
To be run in a drinking establishment somewhere accessible to all....I'd cheerfully teach everyone to get great photos, and we'll have DarkFire posing for us so I can offer live demonstrations...
Dust of yer sequined leotard girl wink :wink:

You ARE shittin me aint ya?? :shock: :shock:
Not in this lifetime honey, I'm shy! redface , honest :twisted:
masterclass with me indeed rolleyes
I always seem to look better on 35mm than a digital camera. But don't enjoy having them taken. The avatar was made after a lot of alcohol. redface
Quote by Darkfire

To be run in a drinking establishment somewhere accessible to all....I'd cheerfully teach everyone to get great photos, and we'll have DarkFire posing for us so I can offer live demonstrations...
Dust of yer sequined leotard girl wink :wink:

You ARE shittin me aint ya?? :shock: :shock:
Not in this lifetime honey, I'm shy! redface , honest :twisted:
masterclass with me indeed rolleyes
shy :laughabove:
Quote by equi-princess
I absolutely loathe having my photo taken........ it stems from being dragged in front of the camera for pics for Grandma...... to everyday stuff like photo security passes.....
I hate it.....!!!!!
equi-princess xxx

My sentiments exactly!
I just feel stupid 'posing' - fake smile (i very rarely smile on photos on the rare occasion I have them taken!) and there's always a lump bump or stretch mark that looks ghastly!
mind you, I say all this and have never had em done with all this lighting/ composition business....so i'll think about it! :giveup:
but there's no way on this Gods earth i'm participating in a masterclass complete with spangly thong! lol blink
Quote by Darkfire
but there's no way on this Gods earth i'm participating in a masterclass complete with spangly thong! lol blink

awww go on pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeee poke
Quote by givemeahug
oi teppic your bloody sexy honey....there is one face u do i like more wink :twisted:
I dont like my pic taken either but when its needed...ie family etc then i do it however i dont think i look anything like my pics i have taken on the webcam...cheap thing..

and yet everyone says to me, and i quote....
"your backside is your best side"
and you can keep schtum too NN !! :gagged:
smackbottom :smackbottom:
Quote by Darkfire
and you can keep schtum too NN !! :gagged:
smackbottom :smackbottom:

hhhhhuuuuuuummmmmmmmpppphhhh mmmmpppppfffffffff :gagged:
Urgh cameras
What bugs me is I have a photo taken, think oh that wasn't too bad, it's gotta be a good picture - take a look at it and ............... where the bluddy ell did all them chins come from :shock: :shock: :shock: mad I don't have that many chins when I look in the mirror - admittedly I hold the mirror above my head (oh and lift me eyebrows and open me mouth so I don't see wrinkles either! cool )
Even worse is video cameras!!! :scared: I don't sound anything like that :shock: I sound posh n sexy!! :undecided: :uhoh: As for the laugh, cor bluddy blimey :shock:
Nope, me and cameras don't have a good relationship :x
So Dark...dhould I be taking that as a no then?!
lol
which bit of 'subtle hint' did you not get hun?
lol
Photogenic..........well i cannot remember which person originally had the quote that "yoh have the perfect face for radio" but i think that apptly applies to my photogenic properties.... lol
Quote by steff35
Photogenic..........well i cannot remember which person originally had the quote that "yoh have the perfect face for radio" but i think that apptly applies to my photogenic properties.... lol

Oh I dunno about that :rascal: :giggle:
Quote by MissC
Urgh cameras
What bugs me is I have a photo taken, think oh that wasn't too bad, it's gotta be a good picture - take a look at it and ............... where the bluddy ell did all them chins come from :shock: :shock: :shock: mad I don't have that many chins when I look in the mirror - admittedly I hold the mirror above my head (oh and lift me eyebrows and open me mouth so I don't see wrinkles either! cool )
Even worse is video cameras!!! :scared: I don't sound anything like that :shock: I sound posh n sexy!! :undecided: :uhoh: As for the laugh, cor bluddy blimey :shock:
Nope, me and cameras don't have a good relationship :x

I disagree! I have a lovely photo of you!!!