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Evening all.
Here's one for a Sunday evening... what type of photos do you most like to see or not see on a profile?
Is there a favourite shot/angle/pose you like to see, or does it depend?
I'm a sucker for a decent shot of a male torso - love a bit of manly chest :rascal:
I'm often put off by untidy backgrounds lol
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I like to see photos where it looks likes bit of thought and effort has gone into them.
Photos taken in mirrors and/or a cock hanging out over the top of their pants, probably taken quick sharpish before girlfriend/wife/mum* (delete as applicable) walks into the room. They are all quite off putting for me.
Totally agree about the untidy background. That would totally put me off meeting someone, as would socks! lol
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Evening all.
I'm often put off by untidy backgrounds lol

pet hate is piles of clothes or rubbish in the back ground/on the floor or even worse toilet roll on the bedroom side ewwww
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We're clearly a fussy lot!
lol
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I like pics with a bit of humour/cheekiness in them.
Pet hates :
Kids toys in the back ground
Dislocating my neck trying twist my head to look at the pics (turn 'em round)
Piles of washing up/clothes etc
Toilet roll hanging out of bums bolt
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I'd never thought about this, I don't tend to look at many photo's. I guess I just want to see who it is, or as near as possible for those who need to be discreet.
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I love a black and white view of a muscular back/bum. Or a cheekily turned head just hiding the features and showing a nice jawline.
Don't like (as in will stop me contacting someone)
Trousers/pants round ankles, naked but for socks, dirty/untidy room, close-up of cock (unless it has a VERY interesting piercing and then only for forensic interest), close up of lady-bits (ditto).
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Head shot pics of women kissing Oh yum!
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We like picture that leave something to the imagination and we also like great photo's as well as the content. Photo's taken on an old mobile just don't cut it :-)
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Profiles covered only with pics of flaccid cocks. What is the fucking point, I ask you? Profiles covered in cock shots and nothing much else generally are bad enough, but a flaccid cock is neither use to man nor beast. Not all that attractive either quite often, especially those in need of a good bit of a groom and better personal hygiene standards. If you must at least sort your shit out before turning the camera on FFS! lol
I don't go in much for anything that could be used as demonstration material in a gynaecology class either. Don't really wanna be seeing what someone's had for their breakfast any which way, or what someone else might have given them for their lunch, so to speak, if you catch my drift. My general preference is for the erotic, rather than the intimately close up and personal pornographic quite often.
Likes: face pics, body pics, clothed, partially clothed or nude, but something that generally leaves a little to the imagination while still showing the full package on offer, and demonstrating a little imagination on the other's part in their turn. Imagination counts for a lot every which way in this game I find.
p.s. I am aware that having only a pic of me driving a chuffin' boat on my own profile might make the whole of the above seem somewhat hypocritical. You know what? So shoot me! I loved that bloody boat I did. :lol:
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Profiles covered only with pics of flaccid cocks. What is the fucking point, I ask you? Profiles covered in cock shots and nothing much else generally are bad enough, but a flaccid cock is neither use to man nor beast. Not all that attractive either quite often, especially those in need of a good bit of a groom and better personal hygiene standards. If you must at least sort your shit out before turning the camera on FFS! lol
I don't go in much for anything that could be used as demonstration material in a gynaecology class either. Don't really wanna be seeing what someone's had for their breakfast any which way, or what someone else might have given them for their lunch, so to speak, if you catch my drift. My general preference is for the erotic, rather than the intimately close up and personal pornographic quite often.
Likes: face pics, body pics, clothed, partially clothed or nude, but something that generally leaves a little to the imagination while still showing the full package on offer, and demonstrating a little imagination on the other's part in their turn. Imagination counts for a lot every which way in this game I find.
p.s. I am aware that having only a pic of me driving a chuffin' boat on my own profile might make the whole of the above seem somewhat hypocritical. You know what? So shoot me! I loved that bloody boat I did. :lol:

Great post, now we've both finished laughing (in appreciation not jest)...were going to have to come over and say hi now just to look at your chuffin boat!
Sorry OP, with reference photos we also like photos that capture the imagination, a what if scenario, a little bit to entice and draw the viewer in. Backgrounds are tricky as sometimes its an instant thing (capturing the moment) but once cropped the quality of a photo could be greatly improved and the background disappears.
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Profiles covered only with pics of flaccid cocks. What is the fucking point, I ask you? Profiles covered in cock shots and nothing much else generally are bad enough, but a flaccid cock is neither use to man nor beast. Not all that attractive either quite often, especially those in need of a good bit of a groom and better personal hygiene standards. If you must at least sort your shit out before turning the camera on FFS! lol

Ahhh, a man after my own heart wink
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I was discussing this with a fellow swinger the other day, as I really dont know what to put up for pics myself. (my solo pic is a bit rubbish, but at least demonstrates that Im not some 30-ton gaming nerd with too much affection for Doritos ;) )
Fems have all sorts of toys / lingerie / burlesque shots at there disposal, and couples have the ability to "find a quiet spot" and do the aforementioned outdoor shots / poses, as well as a few of them playing.
However, single blokes appear to have fewer options (unless youre ripped, at which point you can do the obligatory "PHWOAR, MUSCLES!" shot lol). I hate cock shots with a passion (especially close ups).......... oh well, back to the drawing board or invite someone over for a photoshoot ROFL