Phrase-spotting

30 Jun 2004

If I awarded myself a chocolate biscuit every time I spotted the following phrases used here in the forums, I would probably have a serious weight problem.
"New to this"
"Show me the ropes"
"You know who you are"
"Putting names to faces"
"Putting faces to names"
Anyone got any more to add?
Mike.

30 Jun 2004

bollox

30 Jun 2004

click to view my advert

30 Jun 2004

click to view my advert

"Quote" ...there's another one.
Mike.

30 Jun 2004

I've seen your ad loads of times Mike, I'm sure you're shagging my sister-in-law in one of your pics! :shock: :shock: :shock:

30 Jun 2004

Quote by MikeNorth
If I awarded myself a chocolate biscuit every time I spotted the following phrases used here in the forums, I would probably have a serious weight problem.
"New to this"
"Show me the ropes"
"You know who you are"
"Putting names to faces"
"Putting faces to names"
Anyone got any more to add?
Mike.

"Why oh why......?"

30 Jun 2004

Novice1 wrote:

I've seen your ad loads of times Mike, I'm sure you're shagging my sister-in-law in one of your pics!

Oooer, Novice - well, you never know.... lol

Mike.

30 Jun 2004

She is gorgeous, I just hope my brother dont find this site! rotflmao

:boxing: :boxing:

30 Jun 2004

Just seen another one:
"New to the scene"
Mike.

1 Jul 2004

Madhouse and nutters are frequently used too.
Spot on of course though.
Clare,xxx
wink

1 Jul 2004

"I've got an 8 inch cock and I know how to use it"
lol

1 Jul 2004

Something along the lines of
Just an average 8" cock
and the one that always makes me laugh
I'm 8" , heavy cummer and quick repeater
I just keep on having this vision of someone that is only 8" tall
And what the eff is a 'heavy cummer'. Is it judged bt sperm weight ? or a voume thing?
Paul

1 Jul 2004

Genuine
or Genuine bls bla seeks genuine
or are you genuine
No I am an ice cream cone from outer mongolia on a trip to venus ffs rolleyes

1 Jul 2004

hi mikenorth
how the devil are you...................phrases.........lots of....... MONTY PYTHON......
nobody expects the spanish inquisition
soph n nige
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sing.........3 is the magic number

1 Jul 2004

Quote by Fun365
And what the eff is a 'heavy cummer'. Is it judged bt sperm weight ? or a voume thing?

Somebody recently sent me an mpeg and if it's genuine you wouldn't believe how much this guy produces. There's enough to drown a girl never mind give her a facial. I can't believe it could be swallowed, it would be coming out of the girl's nose and probably her ears as well if she tried. :shock: :shock:
I've still got it in my read e-mails if anyone wants a copy, it's an 800k mpeg file. It's worth a look just for the novelty value.
Steve

1 Jul 2004

happily dipping our toes.... sos L :twisted:
manc 21st August..... and why not I will if you will
Gilbert

1 Jul 2004

how busty????

1 Jul 2004

JudyTV wrote:

Are you a guy. Please can I have sex with you?

At least there was a please there Judy - the politeness I find rather touching.
Mike.

1 Jul 2004

I wonder how many replies you would get if you said something like
"very small cock and a virgin, please help"

2 Jul 2004

"859 views and only one reply, whats up with you people?"
Dawn :silly:

2 Jul 2004

eginhpos wrote:

hi mikenorth
how the devil are you...................phrases.........lots of....... MONTY PYTHON......

Hi soph n nige,
"Stwike him centuwion, stwike him vewy wuffly"
Mike.

2 Jul 2004

Expressions like "8 inch black cock for ladies" - I always imagine some sort of disembodied cock going around on its own. And the ones who write "have cock, will travel" - I imagine a bloke packing it away in a small bag on the back seat of the car.
Mike.

2 Jul 2004

Quote by MikeNorth
Expressions like "8 inch black cock for ladies" - I always imagine some sort of disembodied cock going around on its own. And the ones who write "have cock, will travel" - I imagine a bloke packing it away in a small bag on the back seat of the car.
Mike.

Mike;
Thanks for giving me my first laugh of the day (actually not quite true as have been reading replies to our ad this morning) ..
Paul

3 Jul 2004

Quote by MikeNorth
eginhpos wrote:

hi mikenorth
how the devil are you...................phrases.........lots of....... MONTY PYTHON......

Hi soph n nige,
"Stwike him centuwion, stwike him vewy wuffly"
Mike.
"Wewease Woger"
One of my fave scenes fwom one of my fave films.
Sorry. Couldn't resist as i'm all excited at going to a party near me tonight.

3 Jul 2004

Quote by MikeNorth
Expressions like "8 inch black cock for ladies" - I always imagine some sort of disembodied cock going around on its own. And the ones who write "have cock, will travel" - I imagine a bloke packing it away in a small bag on the back seat of the car.
Mike.

:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:

3 Jul 2004

Quote by redstilletto
bollox

What a beautifully succinct observation. Are you saying ther's too much bollox - I hope not 'cos I think Bollox is the stuff of the Cafe?

3 Jul 2004

I have a you please come to my house so that I can take shaky,blurred pictures of your frenzied,animalistic rutting with my left hand as I frenziedly attempt to remove 6 layers of skin from my desperately underused generative member with my wanking spanner
Or thereabouts

3 Jul 2004

"genuine replies only..." surely they are genuine....genuinely trying to get laid!! Sad but true!
"I can breath through my ears"... if this is the case then surely you are grotesquely deformed and nobody would want to receive oral from you in the first place!!!

3 Jul 2004

Quote by Squiggles
I have a you please come to my house so that I can take shaky,blurred pictures of your frenzied,animalistic rutting with my left hand as I frenziedly attempt to remove 6 layers of skin from my desperately underused generative member with my wanking spanner

I am in shock!!!! I never knew me father had a camera!!!! save yourself Squiggles... give hime some marigolds at least then he's saving his hands from blistering and gets a wee-bit kinky with himself... Rubber!!!