phrases in swinging......

11 Jun 2008

there have been a few that I have come across that really make me cring when I hear them....
example 1.....people wanting "action"!!
I think they have watched one too many porn flicks! anyway we all know when the action starts... when the bad music is piped up
example 2.....people wanting to be "shown the ropes"
what is wrong with learning like the bloody rest of us... In my case... badly and with mishaps that you'd be framed would be proud of smile

:)
so any others that really get your goat....

11 Jun 2008

Oh, so many - almost too many to count.
One of my bug-bears is the phrase "gen, m, 23, London - anyone wanna chat?" (or similar). Obviously this happens in chat rather than the forum.
I always imagine what that would sound like if they walked into a pub where there are people chatting or mingling and came out with that phrase.
DO they really expect anything except "We ARE chatting - this is a CHAT room"? I know it's hard to come into a chat room and get into the flow, but THAT is not the way to do it. Just a simple "Hi, I'm new here" will (should) get a flurry if hellos back.

11 Jun 2008

I hate 'young n hung'
mad

really gets my bile right up...especially when it clearly ISNT true!!!

11 Jun 2008

Waiting for you now..........they then take 4 days plus to pick up their pm's
lol

11 Jun 2008

Quote by Sarah
Waiting for you now..........they then take 4 days plus to pick up their pm's

Some people are VERY patient biggrin

:D:D:D:D:D:D Maybe increasing the anticipation by delay? Imagine the sex - should be fantastic :D:D:D:D:D:D:D

11 Jun 2008

Is that the Mr or Mrs i'm talking too?
I 'kin hate that one ! lol

11 Jun 2008

"heavy cummer"... turns me on every time! rolleyes

11 Jun 2008

Quote by jaymar
"heavy cummer"... turns me on every time!

Eeew that one makes me want to go blek!!!!

11 Jun 2008

Cannot travel or accommodate!!!
lol

11 Jun 2008

Quote by Sarah
Cannot travel or accommodate!!!

"But please send me pics" biggrin

:D:D:D:D:D:D

11 Jun 2008

what always makes me laugh is when people put early phone chat a must to prove we all genuine, how does me talking on the phone prove i'm genuine, i could spend half a hour chatting and still not turn up! lol

11 Jun 2008

Quote by Whipsnspurs
'day meets only' is the one i hate. suggests there is someone at home that doesn't know what's going on coz it's usually with 'can not accomodate' too.

what that means is....if you local i have a hour to spare while the wifes out shoping so i'll pop over to your for a quicky lol

11 Jun 2008

Quote by Bonedigger
I hate 'young n hung'

really gets my bile right up...especially when it clearly ISNT true!!!

i hate people that put things like you must be attractive! i've asked this question a million times before but whats attractive?
Oh and professional people seeking the same, bugger me i had no idea i was going to have to take my CV and bank details on my meets lol

11 Jun 2008

I dislike swinging being reffered to as a "scene"
"Help me get into this scene" or similar
Not quite sure what to call it myself mind :lol2:
Perhaps a pastime dunno

11 Jun 2008

Quote by Steve
I dislike swinging being reffered to as a "scene"
"Help me get into this scene" or similar
Not quite sure what to call it myself mind :lol2:
Perhaps a pastime

A pleasure!

11 Jun 2008

Quote by helnheaven
I dislike swinging being reffered to as a "scene"
"Help me get into this scene" or similar
Not quite sure what to call it myself mind :lol2:
Perhaps a pastime

A pleasure!
Could be ;-)

11 Jun 2008

when i think about it I say that its a hobby....some people go drinking with their mates, some go to the ym with their friends, some play pool with their friends..i justhappen to shag mine :twisted:

11 Jun 2008

When I have been in the chatrooms, and people have actually managed to read my profile, they ask me if I would still like to "have" a man... DURRRRR! they obviously haven't read down far enough.
The other one, is because I have a private gallery and won't go on cam, because they can't see my pics is "show me your puppies!" that drives me bananas...

12 Jun 2008

genuine single guy.......very genuine......bla blah......... confused

who subsequently can only meet in the daytime, will only text in the daytime and when you do finally arrange a meet discover that:
the dog/cat/brother/sister/father/mother has just been taken ill or the best for us last week - 'I am stuck on the motorway avoiding the rain so can't make it'
There should be a singlie test

12 Jun 2008

Quote by firelizard
"heavy cummer"... turns me on every time!

Eeew that one makes me want to go blek!!!!
Is "Heavy Cummer" another way of saying:
"Fat Wanker?"
dunno

12 Jun 2008

'repeater'
lmao...what does that mean....comes in 10 seconds flat then again 10 seconds later......
or says oh god, oh god over and over again when he cums dunno

12 Jun 2008

Quote by winchwench
"heavy cummer"... turns me on every time!

Eeew that one makes me want to go blek!!!!
Is "Heavy Cummer" another way of saying:
"Fat Wanker?"
dunno

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12 Jun 2008

a/s/l?
(question; historical)
lp

13 Jun 2008

here are some definitions

Quote by fabio
...example 2.....people wanting to be "shown the ropes"
...

into bondage.

Quote by foxylady2209
...
DO they really expect anything except "We ARE chatting - this is a CHAT room"? I know it's hard to come into a chat room and get into the flow, but THAT is not the way to do it. Just a simple "Hi, I'm new here" will (should) get a flurry if hellos back.

anyone want a fuck.

Quote by Bonedigger
I hate 'young n hung'

really gets my bile right up...especially when it clearly ISNT true!!!

I am big, I think.

Quote by jaymar
"heavy cummer"... turns me on every time!

I have been saving it for the last ten years. It is getting thick.
None of the above appear in the Oxford, but they should.

14 Jun 2008

"no face picture no reply"....yet the author doesnt even have a picture of their finger on profile

14 Jun 2008

:shock: Hungry cock!
What he want me to do, chuck it some peanuts? rolleyes

14 Jun 2008

Quote by helnheaven
:shock: Hungry cock!
What he want me to do, chuck it some peanuts?

Oy, I heard that :P

14 Jun 2008

Quote by Peanut
:shock: Hungry cock!
What he want me to do, chuck it some peanuts?

Oy, I heard that :P
:giggle:

14 Jun 2008

Another one:
cock full of cum
....means they need a lesson on the male reproductive system. smile

14 Jun 2008

people seeking "professional" people....
what they going to make you do, bring along all your certificates as proof???? lol

:lol: :lol: