"Not on my watch".
This has certainly served its time as a macho, fist-thumping declaration of determination.
Any more out there?
Starring Jennifer Aniston
"This was suppose to be a special family meal"
how many times has that been used in Eastenders!
"its nothing personal...its just business!"
"I think we've made it" (never EVER say that)
"who is there?" (turn the light on, you twat!)
"it's all over now" *hug and stroke on the back of the head*(why do all thriller and action movies end with that?)
oh..and something non verbal... L-shaped duvets and blankets...it's either cold for both, or I want to see some tits!
"It's a million to one chance but it might just work!" (that means it will)
"We've got a 50:50 chance it'll work" (that means it won't)
"Follow me" (they're about to get lost)
"And the winning numbers for this week are........" (not mine)
'it will be Ok.' means no it will not.
I'll see you soon my love...pop the kettle on
sure fire way to guess they will be dead before they get to the end of their road!!
Dont worry my love i wont be late, and i will see you at the alter
sure fire way to guess they will be dead before they get as far as putting their cufflinks on!!
of course we'll be together forever
sure fire way to guess they will be dead before they have their next meeting by the phone box on the corner
can you tell I watch casualty and holby!!!
..... and we'll find out after the break......
(or how to make a cheap gameshow appear to last 30mins)
Smoke me a kipper I will be back for breakfast.
I just find it tyred.
"I know what they're thinking!" usually said in such a pained and overly dramatic way as to try and make it sound like that the protagonist has had a moment of pure genius to understand the dastardly deeds of the villain of the piece. The most risible example I can recall being in the film "Independence Day". At this point I started cheering for the Aliens.
"and this is a picture of my girlfriend"
usually said by corporal smith..the first one to kick the bucket
...the real angst.."...and the Winner is...." (followed by about 25 seconds of nondescript drumming before the name(s) is shouted out in that awful 'celeb' style.....) Happens every time!!
"It's on the Arrrrrrrrrrrrseeee" or to interpret, "Its on the house", always in eastenders, and I wonder how that pub makes money, along with "Because we're faaaaaaamly int we" just before they stab their brother/sister/mother/father/daughter/son in the back, and then when someone has lost half their family in a devastating crash, its "I'll put the kettle on" and everyone in Walford owns half a business of everything, no one owns a whole business, they have half the pub, half the Caff, half the launderette, (which must be the best cos no one owns a washer) I can honestly say, I hate eastenders.............
and <insert sports team name here> is in the ascendancy
... love football, hate some of the drivel commentators come out with
oh and on the news when people say absolutely