Picture the scene........

25 Feb 2005

You have a romantically lit room..........
...... soothing music playing quietly in the background.........
.......sexy wife lying on a towel, on the floor.............
........wearing very little..........
.......legs spread..........
..........begging..............
........for me?????????
NO!!!!!
She is lying on the floor, legs asunder, 'bits' on display begging.......
not for me but for..................
THE LAPTOP!!!!!!!!!!!
Yep shes lying on the floor while the hair removal cream does its job begging for the laptop so she doesnt miss anything!!!!!!!!!!
OH GREAT!!!!!!!! Lost out to a sodding laptop!!!!!

25 Feb 2005

Know how you feel mate, I have laptop envy :shock:

25 Feb 2005

Quote by MrFC
Know how you feel mate, I have laptop envy :shock:

Was gonna say something about loosing out to a lump of plastic.......
....... but on this site that wouldn't be anything new!!! ;) lol

25 Feb 2005

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Gotta laugh, I was doing the same thing earlier. the door bell rang did I answer it, like heck I did. :shock:

25 Feb 2005

Quote by Sarah1448
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Gotta laugh, I was doing the same thing earlier. the door bell rang did I answer it, like heck I did. :shock:

You should have.......... put it this way... The Jehovahs Witnesses would never call again!!!!
:rotflmao:

25 Feb 2005

You mean you didn't assist in the hair removal??? Or am I just kinky wanting that???? redface

25 Feb 2005

Quote by MQ
You mean you didn't assist in the hair removal??? Or am I just kinky wanting that????

I did help 'cream her up' ;)
This was the five mins while it 'did its thing'

25 Feb 2005

Quote by morbiusUK
You mean you didn't assist in the hair removal??? Or am I just kinky wanting that????

I did help 'cream her up' ;)
This was the five mins while it 'did its thing'
Awww so you had to wait 5 minutes, bless ya! I know she's gorgeous but don't be so bloody impatient! lol

25 Feb 2005

Quote by MQ
You mean you didn't assist in the hair removal??? Or am I just kinky wanting that????

I did help 'cream her up' ;)
This was the five mins while it 'did its thing'
Awww so you had to wait 5 minutes, bless ya! I know she's gorgeous but don't be so bloody impatient! lol

Its not me being the impatient git!!! it HER!!!!! cant wait for the cream to work before she can get back on the PC!!!!
I'm used to waiting :twisted:

25 Feb 2005

Yup! I'm picturing it - aaahh :sticky: