Place your Bets ........ The Farm

10 May 2005

Whilst reality TV usually sends me running for the off switch .. the Farm on Channel 5 has me slightly amused as Ron Jeremy (yes "the" Ron Jeremy) is one of the guests ... along with some italian ex porn star Cicciolina, model Emma B, Emma Noble, and the ex poison dwarf Charlene (Lucy Ewing) Lionel Balir, Keith Harris and Orville, Jessie Wallace's ex and a couple of pop stars!
So ... it's worth watching for Ron Jeremy alone ... but c'mon place your bets ... who is Ron going to knob first?
C x

10 May 2005

I reckon he'll start with the big bird, Orville.
John
smile

10 May 2005

From the list (including the ex porn star), doesn't take much to work that out.
Poor Orville......... lol

10 May 2005

I vote for Orville

10 May 2005

Quote by Horous
I reckon he'll start with the big bird, Orville.
John

Bugger, just beaten to it

10 May 2005

I'd go for Ciccolina, but isn't she in the italian goverment?...or was?..........
well if she did knob him, could do her ratings no harm at all :P

10 May 2005

Quote by Colts23
I'd go for Ciccolina, but isn't she in the italian goverment?...or was?..........
well if she did knob him, could do her ratings no harm at all :P

Indeed she did/does ... however she has already had Mr Pornstar himself .....
C x

10 May 2005

in that case,,,,,,I'm going for orville :P

11 May 2005

I bet Lionel Blairs' not far down Rons 'to do' list
lol

:lol: :lol:

11 May 2005

so long as its not any of the animals dont mind
ron jeremy helping a pig would be quiet apt lol

11 May 2005

Quote by Horous
I reckon he'll start with the big bird, Orville.
John

Personally I would find that a bit too seedy.
Quack Quack oops.
Taxi for one.

11 May 2005

HAS to be Lionel Blair :twisted: !
Why would he want an old bird like Orville? :shock:
Mal
wink

11 May 2005

Last seasons show was infamous for the "wanking a pig" episode
This season its "fisting a duck", could this show sink any lower?

11 May 2005

Ron Jeremy...how does he get so much porn work
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hes not tall ,slim,blonde,six pack ,hung like with 12 inches
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bemused

11 May 2005

dont watch the farm......well i never the last eposode reality t.v. hmmmm not realy my sort of thing i enjoyed the first big brother although theres been so many of them i carnt remember who was in the first one confused

11 May 2005

I reckon he'll have the chicken first....
Rick! biggrin