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plan A or plan B?

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plan A or plan B

As its my day off
After my b/fast I have a plan A and a plan B
A/
I do the washing
the house work
clean the car
fix the fence that got blown down the other day
take my dog peg for a walk
fix a computer a friend asked me to sort on Friday
paint the door frames
and while im doing all that I can cook Sunday dinner ? ( hmmmm! Multi tasking confused )
put the christmas dec's up rolleyes wink
OR
B/
As I had a bit of a bad day yesterday
I go to bargain booze
Get a bottle of whisky
Get half way down it
Realise that im a prat
Spend the next 3 hours cryin into my drink
Fall asleep
Get up tomorrow feelin depressed cos of the alcohol
Get over it and get on with life
No contest really :roll: lol
So! Which one is it ?
Plan A or plan B
You my friends decide
oh! and anymore ideas can be added to the apropriate plan :wink:
Hhmmm I`m having a problem agreeing with either of those, except for the being kind to doggy bit and taking him for a walk.
C/
Chat & perv on SH
take my dog peg for a walk
fix a computer a friend asked me to sort on Friday
Chat & perv on SH
and while im doing all that I can cook Sunday dinner ? ( hmmmm! Multi tasking confused )
Chat & perv on SH
wink
B, but take the dog for a walk first wink
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
C/
Chat & perv on SH
take my dog peg for a walk
fix a computer a friend asked me to sort on Friday
Chat & perv on SH
and while im doing all that I can cook Sunday dinner ? ( hmmmm! Multi tasking confused )
Chat & perv on SH
wink

That`s more like it! :wink:
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
C/
Chat & perv on SH
take my dog peg for a walk
fix a computer a friend asked me to sort on Friday
Chat & perv on SH
and while im doing all that I can cook Sunday dinner ? ( hmmmm! Multi tasking confused )
Chat & perv on SH
wink

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
i knew i could count on you HLB :rose: passionkiss
Yes B but like polo said take dog a walk
Also stick around on SH.
Quote by goose35
Yes B but like polo said take dog a walk
Also stick around on SH.

Or even take the dog for a walk to Bargain Booze (two birds - one stone) lol
Quote by goose35
Yes B but like polo said take dog a walk
Also stick around on SH.

what! so you can take the piss when im cryin in my drink :shock: wink
wing it!
and take the dog out.... long time!
Quote by LondonPlaything
wing it!
and take the dog out.... long time!

right its " pissin " down so i may have to chace the dog up and down the stairs afew times confused wink
Quote by sercher01
wing it!
and take the dog out.... long time!

right its " pissin " down so i may have to chace the dog up and down the stairs afew times confused wink
Poor dog! rolleyes
Quote by sercher01
wing it!
and take the dog out.... long time!

right its " pissin " down so i may have to chace the dog up and down the stairs afew times confused wink
The basic umbrella was invented over four thousand years ago. We have seen evidence of umbrellas in the ancient art and artifacts of Egypt, Assyria, Greece, and China.
These ancient umbrellas or parasols, were first designed to provide shade from the sun. The Chinese were the first to waterproof their umbrellas for use as rain protection. They waxed and lacquered their paper parasols in order to use them for rain.
The word "umbrella" comes from the Latin root word "umbra", meaning shade or shadow. Starting in the 16th century umbrella became popular to the western world, especially in the rainy weather of northern Europe. At first it was considered only an accessory suitable for women. Then the Persian traveler and writer, Jonas Hanway (1712-86), carried and used an umbrella publicly in England for thirty years, and he popularized umbrella use among men. English gentleman often referred to their umbrellas as a "Hanway."
The first all umbrella shop was called "James Smith and Sons". The shop opened in 1830, and is still located at 53 New Oxford St., in London, England.
The early European umbrellas were made of wood or whalebone and covered with alpaca or oiled canvas. The artisans made the curved handles for the umbrellas out of hard woods like ebony, and were well paid for their efforts.
In 1852, Samuel Fox invented the steel ribbed umbrella design. Fox also founded the "English Steels Company", and claimed to have invented the steel ribbed umbrella as a way of using up stocks of farthingale stays, steel stays used in women's corsets. African-American, inventor, William C. Carter patented an umbrella stand (U.S. patent#323,397 - see image left) on August the 8th, 1885.
After that, compact collapsible umbrellas were the next major technical innovation in umbrella manufacture, over a century later. :wink:
lol :lol: :lol:
Quote by Hungrypussy69
wing it!
and take the dog out.... long time!

right its " pissin " down so i may have to chace the dog up and down the stairs afew times confused wink
Poor dog! rolleyes
you dont know peggy hun :wink:
she hates the rain and would rather be chaced round the house and make a mess than go out and get wet :wink:
Quote by sercher01
wing it!
and take the dog out.... long time!

right its " pissin " down so i may have to chace the dog up and down the stairs afew times confused wink
...hmmm...weather....
do you drive?
point the car in a random direction... Pegs damp head out of window, ears flappin'...eyes squintin'... jowls all over the shop.... >equals: Happy Dog<
drive to somehwhere dryish...
loose Peg.... run til dry... (flask of coffee at this point)
drive back... Sunday Dinner....
sorted!
Quote by PoloLady
The first all umbrella shop was called "James Smith and Sons". The shop opened in 1830, and is still located at 53 New Oxford St., in London, England.

I think that shop is still there...
looks wonderfully *old fashioned* too... though very posh... >I sure I wouldnt get through the door!<
they used to sell *sword-sticks* too.... could come in handy when walking the dog?
I`d add a female and some naughty outdoor sex to LPT`s flask of hot coffee idea. wink
Quote by Hungrypussy69
I`d add a female and some naughty outdoor sex to LPT`s flask of hot coffee idea. wink

sugar?
Plan C. No question about it.
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could have a problem with the female thing
bit short notis and iv got no offers at the mo rolleyes
but its an idea wink
Quote by sercher01
could have a problem with the female thing
bit short notis and iv got no offers at the mo rolleyes
but its an idea wink

Do I have to get my country hiking boots out and my woolly jumpers?lol
Quote by Hungrypussy69
could have a problem with the female thing
bit short notis and iv got no offers at the mo rolleyes
but its an idea wink

Do I have to get my country hiking boots out and my woolly jumpers?lol
and dont forget the sherpers :roll: :wink:
How could I! Sooooooo sexy!
how come the POLL has gone on this post? :shock:
Quote by Hungrypussy69
wing it!
and take the dog out.... long time!

right its " pissin " down so i may have to chace the dog up and down the stairs afew times confused wink
Poor dog! rolleyes
why don't you put the dog on the lead, get in the car & slowly drive to bargain booze taking the dog with you :roll:
you don't get wet & the dog has a brisk walk as well lol
Quote by hisandhers
wing it!
and take the dog out.... long time!

right its " pissin " down so i may have to chace the dog up and down the stairs afew times confused wink
Poor dog! rolleyes
why don't you put the dog on the lead, get in the car & slowly drive to bargain booze taking the dog with you :roll:
you don't get wet & the dog has a brisk walk as well lol
iv got a toe bar ! anyone got a skate borde ? :shock: cool
Quote by sercher01
wing it!
and take the dog out.... long time!

right its " pissin " down so i may have to chace the dog up and down the stairs afew times confused wink
Poor dog! rolleyes
why don't you put the dog on the lead, get in the car & slowly drive to bargain booze taking the dog with you :roll:
you don't get wet & the dog has a brisk walk as well lol
iv got a toe bar ! anyone got a skate borde ? :shock: cool
manual or electric? :wink:
Quote by hisandhers
wing it!
and take the dog out.... long time!

right its " pissin " down so i may have to chace the dog up and down the stairs afew times confused wink
Poor dog! rolleyes
why don't you put the dog on the lead, get in the car & slowly drive to bargain booze taking the dog with you :roll:
you don't get wet & the dog has a brisk walk as well lol
iv got a toe bar ! anyone got a skate borde ? :shock: cool
manual or electric? :wink:
dont matter its gettin tied to the toe bar and peg can have some fun 8-)
Stop being such a wimp lol get the dog walked, and then get back here :lol:
Stop being such a wimp lol get the dog walked, and then get back here :lol: