Plastic Surgery.....!!!!!

2 Oct 2004

Now a few of the threads have been talking about their bodies etc etc.....
so got me thinking if you had more money than you knew what to do with ( I wish)
what plastic surgery would have done....can have anything...evn make it up if you want.
So come on is it nose job...boob expanding...or decreasing......willie increasing....and if anyone say willie decreasing then we want proof....
anyway i'll start off by saying given the money no object, think I would go for a six pack and pecs in the Peter andrea style!!!!
Over to you

2 Oct 2004

Yep...
Would like to reduce the belly and my fat a**
perhaps a little nose reshaping
a little work on the ears would be good
tops of the legs may benefit from a little fettling

2 Oct 2004

Is full body sculpting an option??? :P

2 Oct 2004

Hmm, well for starters, Nose, lower rib removal, lipo suction on tum and bum, and eyes levelled. Then it would depend on how peculiar I looked after all that :shock: :shock:
Jas
XXX

2 Oct 2004

Erm, money no object !!!!!!!!!!!!
Well,
I'd have the belly reshaped,
My bum lifted
My boobs raised 3 feet
My nipples would face east
The triple chin reduced to just a chin
The witches nose rounded off
bags under my eyes removed
my wooden leg remodelled
a manicure
a half pedicure
moustache removed permanently
Not that i have a poor self imagae you understand !!!!! (Wouldn't change a thing about myself, i love me just as i am, saggy tits and all !!)
Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Little
XXX

2 Oct 2004

I'd have my boob reduction and firming, liposuction, tummy tuck, face lift and maybe a bit of a face reshape.. but not too much. biggrin

2 Oct 2004

Errrr, so I definitely can't have a new car then....?
As long as I can summon up the motivation to get more exercise & pig myself a little less, I wouldn't even change a thing! I have even passed up chances in the past to have my teeth straightened when it would have cost me nothing :shock:
Its not that I think I am perfect... far from it. But I am ME & this is the way I was made, & prefer to stay this way. biggrin

2 Oct 2004

Errrrm!! Plastic surgery???? confused

:? :?
I have a bucket in the shed that has a hole in it. dunno

2 Oct 2004

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There's a hole in your bucket?dear Sarg dear Sarg, there's a hole in your bucket?
dear sarge a hole ?
Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Little
XXX

2 Oct 2004

Quote by deancannock
Now a few of the threads have been talking about their bodies etc etc.....
so got me thinking if you had more money than you knew what to do with ( I wish)
what plastic surgery would have done....can have anything...evn make it up if you want.
So come on is it nose job...boob expanding...or decreasing......willie increasing....and if anyone say willie decreasing then we want proof....
anyway i'll start off by saying given the money no object, think I would go for a six pack and pecs in the Peter andrea style!!!!
Over to you

erm, deany, is this so you can atract those 18 yr olds

2 Oct 2004

To start I'd put my bottom back where it started :eeek: you know what I mean....at the very top of my legs confused

.... then a little lipo at the top of legs and maybe some on tum to remove the baby belly surprised

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2 Oct 2004

I'd have phaloplasty if it worked properly..... they you'd all be in danger! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: lol

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2 Oct 2004

wouldn't dream of going under the knife for cosmetic reasons. think i'd like to grow old gracefully, without the risk of looking like one of dr frankensteins creations!

2 Oct 2004

Head transplant please - if I left Mrs TE to choose which one, it would be George Clooney's.
She's just shouted over my shoulder that if I had George Clooney's head I'd need 3 inches more on me legs. God what a picture I'm painting - I'll stop here methinks!

2 Oct 2004

Quote by bluexxx
I'd have phaloplasty if it worked properly..... they you'd all be in danger! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

OMFG blue! i hesitate to google something phallus related, but i have a sneaking suspicion what you mean! no fookin way! for you or me! :twisted:
now a little rhinoplasty is altogether a different matter! it's been broke twice and has a bit of an S-bend! sad