Playground Games and Rhymes

11 Feb 2008

Someone in a different threadmentioned the playground song
Milk, Milk, lemonade
Round the corner chocolates made
done with the actions of pointing to each boob, your fanny and your butt lol

and that took me on such a trip down memory lane, I thought it would be a laugh to see who remembers what daft games and rhymes you used to play/sing in the school yard.
One i used to sing whilst doing a clapping game, (to the tune of the Banana Splits)
was
One banana, two banana, three banana, four
All bananas fighting in the second world war
One with a tommy gum, one with a stick
And one with a hand grenade hanging from his
La, la, la, lala, la la, la la la lala la laaaaaaahhhhh!!
oh the innocence of youth lol

so fess up on all your daft songs, dirty ditties and playground games!!

11 Feb 2008

Trebor mints are a minty bit stronger...
Stick them up your bum and they last a bit longer!
We used to love this - the thought of sticking a mint up your bum made us howl with laughter lol

11 Feb 2008

No body love me everybody hates me
Think I'll go eat worms
Bit fat juicy ones
Wee skinny milinky ones
See how they wiggle and squirm.
Bite off their heads
Suck out the guts
Throw their heads away
No body knows how I survive
On worms three times a day lol

And ppl wonder why I'm deranged wink

11 Feb 2008

:karaoke:
Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin flew away
Santa's got a hardon
and Rudolph ran away
:karaoke:

11 Feb 2008

Bum, tit, tit
Bum tit tit
Play the willy banjo lol

pointing to the relevant body parts .....hmmm was I brought up or dragged up lmao rotflmao

Yellow belly custard, green snot pie
All mixed in with a dead dogs eye
Slap it on a butty, nice and thick
Swallow it down with a cup of hot sick
OMG I am worried now :shock: :shock:
seriously tho, why do kids find rude stuff and gross stuff so damn funny!! biggrin

11 Feb 2008

Quote by Columbia123
Trebor mints are a minty bit stronger...
Stick them up your bum and they last a bit longer!
We used to love this - the thought of sticking a mint up your bum made us howl with laughter

I've not heard that one before!!!! Sheltered childhood I had confused

:karaoke:
Charlie milk the bull
Charlie milk the bull
Pulled his tail instead of his tit
All he had was a bucket of shit
:karaoke:

11 Feb 2008

Not quite a ryhme but we had this one at school ... needed a stooge for it to work !
"Got the time on ya cock ?"
"Tampax two"
"Wank you very much"
"Tits a pleasure"
Typing it just made me chuckle .. oh dear i haven`t grown up lol

11 Feb 2008

Me mother called me archie
me father called me bald
they didnt know what to call me so they called me archie bald
Archie bald, bald, bald, king of the jews jews jews
bought his wife wife wife a pair of shoes shoes shoes
when the shoes shoes shoes began to wear wear wear
archie bald bald bald began to swear swear swear
when the swear swear swear began to stop stop stop
archie bald bald bald bought a shop shop shop
when the shop shop shop began to sell sell sell
archie bald bald bald bought a bell bell bell
when the bell bell bell began to ring ring ring
archie bald bald bald began to sing sing sing
Sung whilst playing two balls up the wall
......Well!! ya did ask dunno

11 Feb 2008

Quote by Columbia123
Trebor mints are a minty bit stronger...
Stick them up your bum and they last a bit longer!
We used to love this - the thought of sticking a mint up your bum made us howl with laughter

and now it's a passtime.
oh how times change
fresssssh
lp

11 Feb 2008

2 2 was 1 horse
1 1 was 1 2
1 1 1 1 race
2 2 1 1 2
Not rude, but used to say it all the time, god knows why, but we did lol

Or I did

11 Feb 2008

Ta-ra-ra Boom-de-ay!
The Teacher pumped today,
Her knickers flew away
They came back yesterday lol

:karaoke:

12 Feb 2008

there was the classic take the piss out of your fellow Class mate with
"lets all go to Tescos.
Where ???? gets his best clothes" ........

12 Feb 2008

"Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work we go
With a bucket and a spade and a hand grenade..."
<BOOM!>
Russell

12 Feb 2008

Kirmit the fog got kick in the gob
for fucking around with miss piggy
he fucked her once her fucked her twice
and left her with two little piggies

12 Feb 2008

If I were a caterpillar
Life would be a farce
I'd climb up all the shrubs and trees
and slide down on my
Hands and knees
--
Mary had a little lamb
she thought it rather silly
she threw it in the air one day
and caught it by its...
Willy was a watchdog
lying in the grass
along came a bumblebee
and stung him on his...
Ask no questions
tell no lies
Once I saw a policeman
doing up his...
Flies are a nuisance
Bees are worse
That's the end
of my clean verse
--
Mary had a brand new bike
She rode it back to front
But every time she pulled the brake
The seat went up her...
--

12 Feb 2008

To the tune of "The bloody Red Baron"
Ten twenty thirty forty fifty or more
Frank had Betty on the kitchen floor
He kissed her once, he kissed her twice
He pulled her knickers down and said "hmmmmm nice"

12 Feb 2008

My Uncle Billy had a ten foot willy
He showed it to the girl next door
She thought it was a snake
So she hit it with a rake
and now its only 3 foot four!!
Je$us Chr!st Almighty
A mouse flew up my nighty
It bit my t!t
and made me sh!t
Je$us Chr!st Almighty
Wouldnt it, wouldnt it, wouldnt it be funny
If a woman had a wooden tit
wouldnt it be funny
If worms live in a wormery
and nuns in a nunnery
What do bugs live in?
**runs off laughing 'cos you made someone swear lol

**
How much wood, would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? (try saying that when youve had a few)
The bottles were rattled in Rollocks back yard
(say that five times REALLY fast)

12 Feb 2008

Donald Duck did some muck
Behind the kitchen door
Mrs Duck swept it up
and Donald done some more confused

Oooh ooooh :bounce: Not a rhyme, but making your friends pull the sides of their mouths then say
"I was born on a pirates ship" :twisted:
:bounce:

12 Feb 2008

We Three Kings Of Orient Are,
One in a taxi, one in a car,
One on a scooter bibbing his hooter,
Smoking a big cigar!
There was another verse but I cannot remember it redface

There was another one involving biscuits, (clubs, taxi, penguin) but I cannot remember that either!

12 Feb 2008

When my daughter was 7... she came home singing...
1 2 freddys coming for you..
3 4 betta lock ur door.....
:shock:

12 Feb 2008

Quote by Sarah
We Three Kings Of Orient Are,
One in a taxi, one in a car,
One on a scooter bibbing his hooter,
Smoking a big cigar!
There was another verse but I cannot remember it
There was another one involving biscuits, (clubs, taxi, penguin) but I cannot remember that either!

OMG that tales me right back! I had no recollection of that at all till just now biggrin

12 Feb 2008

while shepherds sat upon the ground
all watching ITV
The angel of the Lord came down
and switched to BBC

12 Feb 2008

Quote by Bonedigger
while shepherds sat upon the ground
all watching ITV
The angel of the Lord came down
and switched to BBC

:haha:

12 Feb 2008

ive just remembered one we used to sing when it was school hols time
We break up, we break down
We dont care if the school falls down
No more English, no more French
No more sitting on the old school bench
If that teacher interferes
Turn arouns and box her ears
If that does not serve her right
Blow her up with dyn@mite
with HUGE apologies to Frex and other teachers for EVER singing that one redface

On top of Old Smokey,
All covered in cheese
I lost my poor meatball
when somebody sneezed
It rolled round the table
and on to the floor
And then my poor meatball
rolled out of the door
It rolled round the garden,
then under a bush
And now my poor meatball
is nothing but mush
lol

12 Feb 2008

Tra laa la bum dee eh,
My teacher boffed today,
She blew the school away,
Tra laa la bum dee eh.
lol

13 Feb 2008

Quote by Bonedigger
while shepherds sat upon the ground
all watching ITV
The angel of the Lord came down
and switched to BBC

the version i knew was slightly different lol
while shepherds watched their turnip tops
all boiling in a pot
a lump of soot came falling down
and spoiled the bloody lot
lol

13 Feb 2008

Quote by Suede-head
Not quite a ryhme but we had this one at school ... needed a stooge for it to work !
"Got the time on ya cock ?"
"Tampax two"
"Wank you very much"
"Tits a pleasure"
Typing it just made me chuckle .. oh dear i haven`t grown up

I remember that one very well
:happy: lol