Please feel free to take the piss

2 Jul 2005

Ok now as those of u who know me will know a cpl of weeks ago i knocked over the wall parking up on the drive confused

and boy did my hubby milk it for all it was worth with the piss taking so now its my turn lol

Yesterday my daughter walked in with a mag she picked up from my m8s house, anyway a while later Paul picks it up and has a flick thro it and finds the advert for the carling weekend at reading having a read thro it he shouted some band names out and we decided the sunday sounded good, give them a call tomorrow and book tickets he says writing the number down for me, so this morning i gives them a call to book tickets forgetting what day we had decided on so i said i think its the sunday its the day slipknot are playing (sorry but i like slipknot lol) 'they not playing' said the woman 'they havn't been here for 4 or 5 years' odd i thought confused

put phone down! then my daughter pointed out blink182 has split up who also was supposed 2 be playing, so i thought i best look at this here add confused

got the magazine and had a flick thro only to notice the front cover was dated september 2000 redface

well of course i had 2 call him up at work and ask him if he was sure he wanted to go lol

2 Jul 2005

Typical male, only reads what they want to see, never looks at the details lol

2 Jul 2005

Aw bless - I bet he got all excited too.
Hope you have used the said mag to smack him around the head (gently of course, sounds like his brain might rattle if you hit him too hard biggrin

)
Mind you I bet we have all done something like that - eg, I once turned up for a doctors appointment 2 days late!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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2 Jul 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
Ok now as those of u who know me will know a cpl of weeks ago i knocked over the wall parking up on the drive and boy did my hubby milk it for all it was worth with the piss taking so now its my turn
Yesterday my daughter walked in with a mag she picked up from my m8s house, anyway a while later Paul picks it up and has a flick thro it and finds the advert for the carling weekend at reading having a read thro it he shouted some band names out and we decided the sunday sounded good, give them a call tomorrow and book tickets he says writing the number down for me, so this morning i gives them a call to book tickets forgetting what day we had decided on so i said i think its the sunday its the day slipknot are playing (sorry but i like slipknot lol) 'they not playing' said the woman 'they havn't been here for 4 or 5 years' odd i thought put phone down! then my daughter pointed out blink182 has split up who also was supposed 2 be playing, so i thought i best look at this here add got the magazine and had a flick thro only to notice the front cover was dated september 2000
well of course i had 2 call him up at work and ask him if he was sure he wanted to go

How?

2 Jul 2005

You could always ask the club to play 'The Time Warp' just as Paul makes his entrance, although please feel free to improve on my suggestion. lol

( Shouldn't be difficult lol

)

2 Jul 2005

Similar to the time i was sat in Brussels airport in the BA lounge, i was tired i had finished work and there was a 6hour delay so i pick up this magazine and start to read it.
After about 15 mins of being bored and struggling with the articles i thought god i must be more tired than i thought i cant even read, and chucked the magazine down.
Thats when i realised it was all in french !! confused

3 Jul 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
Ok now as those of u who know me will know a cpl of weeks ago i knocked over the wall parking up on the drive and boy did my hubby milk it for all it was worth with the piss taking so now its my turn
Yesterday my daughter walked in with a mag she picked up from my m8s house, anyway a while later Paul picks it up and has a flick thro it and finds the advert for the carling weekend at reading having a read thro it he shouted some band names out and we decided the sunday sounded good, give them a call tomorrow and book tickets he says writing the number down for me, so this morning i gives them a call to book tickets forgetting what day we had decided on so i said i think its the sunday its the day slipknot are playing (sorry but i like slipknot lol) 'they not playing' said the woman 'they havn't been here for 4 or 5 years' odd i thought put phone down! then my daughter pointed out blink182 has split up who also was supposed 2 be playing, so i thought i best look at this here add got the magazine and had a flick thro only to notice the front cover was dated september 2000
well of course i had 2 call him up at work and ask him if he was sure he wanted to go

Can't understand what the issue is here. He had the idea and delegated the job. It was for you to sort out the detail FFS rolleyes

That's the trouble with women - they can't take on responsibility!!
bolt

3 Jul 2005

Quote by Nomad_Soul
You could always ask the club to play 'The Time Warp' just as Paul makes his entrance, although please feel free to improve on my suggestion. ( Shouldn't be difficult )

make it "lets all meet up in the year 2 thousand" instead and id say its a winner biggrin

:P
or then again do nothing and use it for next time he takes the piss

3 Jul 2005

Is this the confessional?.......No? Oh alright innocent

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3 Jul 2005

Quote by westerross
Ok now as those of u who know me will know a cpl of weeks ago i knocked over the wall parking up on the drive and boy did my hubby milk it for all it was worth with the piss taking so now its my turn
Yesterday my daughter walked in with a mag she picked up from my m8s house, anyway a while later Paul picks it up and has a flick thro it and finds the advert for the carling weekend at reading having a read thro it he shouted some band names out and we decided the sunday sounded good, give them a call tomorrow and book tickets he says writing the number down for me, so this morning i gives them a call to book tickets forgetting what day we had decided on so i said i think its the sunday its the day slipknot are playing (sorry but i like slipknot lol) 'they not playing' said the woman 'they havn't been here for 4 or 5 years' odd i thought put phone down! then my daughter pointed out blink182 has split up who also was supposed 2 be playing, so i thought i best look at this here add got the magazine and had a flick thro only to notice the front cover was dated september 2000
well of course i had 2 call him up at work and ask him if he was sure he wanted to go

Can't understand what the issue is here. He had the idea and delegated the job. It was for you to sort out the detail FFS rolleyes

That's the trouble with women - they can't take on responsibility!!
bolt

3 Jul 2005

well it proves why us men are always late......
..... we want everything to wait around for us make 5 years is a bit long but any how..
smile

3 Jul 2005

Quote by kabrhi
well it proves why us men are always late......
..... we want everything to wait around for us make 5 years is a bit long but any how..

Thanks! You'll set me off into another flounce! I'll have you'll know the reason I'm late is cos I can't be arsed to get up for work in the morning - err... unless my gaffer is reading this, then I got car problems.! lol Oh BTW khabrhi, welcome to SH, hope to meet you at one of the forthcoming munches and socials :thumbup:

3 Jul 2005

Me take the piss out of Paul - never innocent

Paul stop looking at the pictures you silly sod, read the words and numbers :lol2:

3 Jul 2005

Hi guys , good thread , being a Paul too i must stick up 4 Paul as long as he rebuilt ur wall for u hun hehehehe
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