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PLEASE HEED THIS WARNING

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This new scam is being pulled mainly on older men.
What happens is that when you stop for a red light, a young
nude woman comes up and pretends to be washing your
windshield.
While she is doing this, another person opens your back
door and steals anything in the car.
They are very good at this.
They got me 7 times Thursday and 5 times Friday. I wasn't
able to find them on Saturday.
:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
So who will be coming thru me backdoor exactly........?????? :shock:
Quote by Silk and Big G
This new scam is being pulled mainly on older men.
What happens is that when you stop for a red light, a young
nude woman comes up and pretends to be washing your
windshield.
While she is doing this, another person opens your back
door and steals anything in the car.
They are very good at this.
They got me 7 times Thursday and 5 times Friday. I wasn't
able to find them on Saturday.

Mrs davej thought about trying this after we got caught in a similar fashion, however when she stripped off at home for a trial run we figured that unless someone had just washed their car and was looking for a chamois leather to finish the job, the scam wouldn't work.
With a little bit of wit, it could have been funny
Quote by davej
This new scam is being pulled mainly on older men.
What happens is that when you stop for a red light, a young
nude woman comes up and pretends to be washing your
windshield.
While she is doing this, another person opens your back
door and steals anything in the car.
They are very good at this.
They got me 7 times Thursday and 5 times Friday. I wasn't
able to find them on Saturday.

Mrs davej thought about trying this after we got caught in a similar fashion, however when she stripped off at home for a trial run we figured that unless someone had just washed their car and was looking for a chamois leather to finish the job, the scam wouldn't work.
OMG Davej smackbottom
Your poor wife puts up with so much ...... dunno
rotflmao
Quote by james02
With a little bit of wit, it could have been funny

I thought it was funny dunno
Quote by Rainbows
With a little bit of wit, it could have been funny

I thought it was funny dunno
I suspect MOST people did !! rolleyes :roll: lol :lol: :lol:
Quote by Sgt Bilko
With a little bit of wit, it could have been funny

I thought it was funny dunno
I suspect MOST people did !! rolleyes :roll: lol :lol: :lol:
Does this bandwagon stop at the library?
No, seriously, I thought it was funny.
No, really, I did.
Really.
rotflmao
Quote by Rainbows
With a little bit of wit, it could have been funny

I thought it was funny dunno
same here.
its one of those jokes, that has an obious punchline
jiggle
The good thing about it is that you don't realise its a joke till the last line so your not expecting anything funny.
A man in a trench coat runs up to 2 old women in a park, and flashes them.
One has a stroke................ and the other can't reach.
Quote by jiggle
With a little bit of wit, it could have been funny

I thought it was funny dunno
same here.
its one of those jokes, that has an obvious punchline
jiggle
This 'punchline' of which you speak... when do we see it?
No, really, I got it.
I did.
Honest. :lol2:
Quote by jiggle
its one of those jokes, that has an obvious punchline

Quote by Omnisus
The good thing about it is that you don't realise its a joke till the last line

Well, at least there's something we can all agree on. lol
Quote by Silk and Big G
This new scam is being pulled mainly on older men.
What happens is that when you stop for a red light, a young
nude woman comes up and pretends to be washing your
windshield.
While she is doing this, another person opens your back
door and steals anything in the car.
They are very good at this.
They got me 7 times Thursday and 5 times Friday. I wasn't
able to find them on Saturday.

So thats in a red light district yeah?
Lb :love:
i think Ive gotta get my spelling sortted... even got a spell check but to lazy to use the fecker!!!..
was meant to say "its one of those jokes that hasn't got an obvious punch line
Quote by Silk and Big G
This new scam is being pulled mainly on older men.
What happens is that when you stop for a red light, a young
nude woman comes up and pretends to be washing your
windshield.
While she is doing this, another person opens your back
door and steals anything in the car.
They are very good at this.
They got me 7 times Thursday and 5 times Friday. I wasn't
able to find them on Saturday.

..nice one..up here in sth yorkshire they'd nick the car as well as any children of pit working age!!! lol
lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
V gooood!
Quote by Banderas
So who will be coming thru me backdoor exactly........?????? :shock:

rotflmao :bounce: :rotflmao: :bounce:
It made me giggle, so I thought I would share it with everyone.
Silky :cry:
Quote by Silk and Big G
It made me giggle, so I thought I would share it with everyone.
Silky :cry:

kiss just coz I fancy giving you one lol :lol:
Quote by corriefem
It made me giggle, so I thought I would share it with everyone.
Silky :cry:

kiss just coz I fancy giving you one lol :lol:
*makes a little soft sigh and feels a warm tingle ALL over*