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I've just spent half an eternity typing a post, editing it, adding bits in, cutting bits out, putting back the bits I cut, cutting out the bits I added, binning the whole thing, starting again, suddenly realising after the twenty-three-millionth rewrite that I had exactly what I started off with, hovering over the submit button, rewriting it a few dozen more times, finally feeling the mouse button under my finger and saying to myself "sod it, why bother", hitting the back button and there it was... gone!
If I had a typewriter, my discarded musings might be discovered by future historians, and I shudder to think what impression they would glean of the twenty-first Century from those approximately anonymous rambles, but this fangled bit of fanglery before which I sit means that such thoughts are consigned to the nothingness beyond the nothingness that is cyberspace, forever, and no doubt for the better, lost.
Sometimes, by the time I've finished forging my mental output into what may vaguely resemble the product of something more or less sentient, the topic has drifted so far off the end of charted cyberterritory, there's sign which reads "Abandon hope, ye who bump from here!", concensus has been reached, and the moment has been lost. On such occasions, I may save the meandering missive, either for posterity or the chance to unleash it on an unsuspecting newbie reintroducing the subject. Needless to say, this opportunity will be thwarted by yet more rewrites, further populating the electronic limbo with the disordered dissipations of a not-quite-orderly mind.
So, like, you know, am I the only one round here who has trouble getting to the point?
*hugs* IcePie
No mate. Reckon we all do it. I know I do.
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
no ice pie mate it's just you. honest! rambling? watching a thread disappear while you compose a meticulously considered reply? hitting back buttons? AOL crashing on you after an hours scribbling? never done it. don't know what your on about!
you think i have a high post count? well you wanna see what i didn't post! or possibly you don't! lol
neil ;-)
Yep I do it as well.
I usually find that I've found a great angle for a joke, but bu the time I've typed it up and got it so I like it either someone else has already made the crack or the topic has moved on and I end up looking like the drunk uncle whe fell asleep during the post-christmas dinner chatter. rolleyes
All I do now is type faster and unless it's a very emotive subject, just hit the submit button. wink
At the the school's literary composition club, I was voted the person least likely to finish a coherent
I have answered more than EVER posted, and then just deleted the whole thing because it sounded wrong. Guess I am problematic!
I have good days and bad days, some days my brain doesnt seem to work, othe days it works a bit better!!
Usually if I see something I find really interesting Im like Hmmmmmmmm, Oh aye, Oh aye, Oh no dont agree with that, then I get all geared up to answer which I usually start doing. Then It starts to turn into a romable and by the time I realised I just typed fuck knows how much Ive forgotten what my original answer was gonna be or I forget half of what I was gonna say or end up thinking right I think thats big ebough or people will hate me for soooooo many bloody words that probably only makes sense to me anyway! rolleyes
As you can see from my location I am in cyberspace.
I therefore collect all the deleted thrown away and trashed electronic gobbledygook.
I dont know why :shock: It seems it's just a hobby.
So please don't stop deleting or I will get terribley bored by having nothing to collect. :cry: :cry:
Well it keeps me busy biggrin :D
Yep me too i answer more than i post ,i think hell yes than i too start too waffle and someone has posted the said answer as ive pondered or by the time its in it isnt relevant redface
never mind when i have a bit more confidence ill just write then press submit.....but then i might put my big size 8's in it and look a complete illiterate or offend someone without intention
am i waffling again see i told you! lol wink
love peppsxxxxxxxx :P
Although troublesome (and you have my deepest sympathies), I applaud your ability to actually digest what you are reading and think of a thoughtful and mostly, humorous response.
My problem is somewhat similar and yet, not as complex. After spell checking my response, I usually crash before I have the chance to post!
Silky wink
Nah, I just write any old bullshit..... lol
Therein lies the difference between those that are here for the duration and post thoughtfully and the rest!! confused :? :?
Quote by JudyTV
I have done this in the past as well ice , so now I write my replies in word, unles its just a coule of lines, because it is set to Auto-save, so when the phone rings or you shut down the prog by accident or you misakenly hit delete it saves it to a temp file. I think this is standard now in all MS Word progs. As writing is part of my life anyway I save everything I write to word files including all my replies I'm just one of those avid savers except when it comes to money. Every now and again I drop all my MS word files to CD...hence Cd's everywhere, there is dozens and dozens of em here smile
JudyTV.

Flippin' 'eck!! Doesn't Judy leave you gobsmacked everytime? Wish i was that organised.
I'm an in-betweener. I either do an Ice and faff on so much I am actually resurrecting what is now old news or I am respondong to a thread that has evolved so much from the original topic, mine now looks like a hi-jack; or like blue, I just write any old bullshit and keep my fingers crossed no-one will slate me for it. Either way, I end up looking a twat.
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Nah, I just write any old bullshit..... lol

Sounds awfully familiar..........
I occasionally wade into an argument full of venom, and then gradually rewrite a brief rant into a page long document full of exemptions and disclaimers that could be distilled down to: "You have one opinion, the other person has a different opinion, and I don't really have an opinion at all."
At that point I find the back button quite useful.
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Therein lies the difference between those that are here for the duration and post thoughtfully and the rest!! confused :? :?

im just here for a rest......
yep ive to sat here typeing away then thought oooo errrr and deleted it by mistake
or was it a mistake ..
terrible haveing a hand that does what it likes gets me in all kinds of trouble
picking up huge bottles of booze from the supermarket shelf
chucking in big bars of dairy milk when i aint looking
terrible infliction
Quote by neilinleeds
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
you think i have a high post count? well you wanna see what i didn't post! or possibly you don't! lol
neil ;-)

Now thats just scary :scared:
love ya really Neil..Ok I lie but I do quite like you wink
Sometimes I thinks. Sometimes I dun't. I've lost a lot of well constructed posts but mainly because I'm a fickle bastard.
What really gets me is a really meaningful, long and well constructed post in reponse to a previous post gets walloped by a couple of intervening contributions, which render it a load of bollox. That's why I write bollox and why I'm going on a speed typing course. I bet it's happened here now (me pissed?? yup!)
You're spose to read the other peoples comments before you post !???
Who knew ?
G
Quote by easy
Yep I do it as well.
I usually find that I've found a great angle for a joke, but bu the time I've typed it up and got it so I like it either someone else has already made the crack or the topic has moved on and I end up looking like the drunk uncle whe fell asleep during the post-christmas dinner chatter. rolleyes

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Nice one easy!
KinkyLizard
Quote by Silk and Big G
You're spose to read the other peoples comments before you post !???
Who knew ?
G

Yep but I'm busy typing while these other feckers appear!
Besides Easy put it much better than me!
Quote by Ice Pie
I've just spent half an eternity typing a post, editing it, adding bits in, cutting bits out, putting back the bits I cut, cutting out the bits I added, binning the whole thing, starting again, suddenly realising after the twenty-three-millionth rewrite that I had exactly what I started off with, hovering over the submit button, rewriting it a few dozen more times, finally feeling the mouse button under my finger and saying to myself "sod it, why bother", hitting the back button and there it was... gone!
If I had a typewriter, my discarded musings might be discovered by future historians, and I shudder to think what impression they would glean of the twenty-first Century from those approximately anonymous rambles, but this fangled bit of fanglery before which I sit means that such thoughts are consigned to the nothingness beyond the nothingness that is cyberspace, forever, and no doubt for the better, lost.
Sometimes, by the time I've finished forging my mental output into what may vaguely resemble the product of something more or less sentient, the topic has drifted so far off the end of charted cyberterritory, there's sign which reads "Abandon hope, ye who bump from here!", concensus has been reached, and the moment has been lost. On such occasions, I may save the meandering missive, either for posterity or the chance to unleash it on an unsuspecting newbie reintroducing the subject. Needless to say, this opportunity will be thwarted by yet more rewrites, further populating the electronic limbo with the disordered dissipations of a not-quite-orderly mind.
So, like, you know, am I the only one round here who has trouble getting to the point?

Pardon??? :shock:
mr niceguy
the "how to post thread" someone put up yesterday? dunno well it's basically true. tho i'm sure he doesn't really drink that much stella. only way to do a multiple quote and tag it instead of using the mouse! and thread hijacking? well you can stick it anywhere can't you! lol
they're still bulging redface in my documents. i can read 'em? <<< sorry shake of head >>> no way anyone else is. tho the rants might come in handy at times lately! get a chance to post 'em again and again and again! rotflmao
and now you are scared aren't you, cos i still click submit too quick! and me typings quicker than me thinking.
neil x x x ;-)
NGDE dons black jeans, black trainers, Black sweatshirt, Black balaclava worn backwards with eye holes cut out(ok so I haven't got a bondage mask alright :P )Picks up long rubber handled torch(may come in handy for impressing the ladies wink )Sneaks out of house with screwdriver and credit card and 6lb lump hammer (one of ems going to get me in Neil's documents folder :twisted: ) Starts humming quietlyUnchained melody thinking unposted threads :twisted:
Sits out side Neils and waits ...and waits ,....and waits...yawnnnnnnnnnn FFS how much longer is the b****** stopping up. Watches Neil fetch another crate of Stella from Larder...Finally at 5:30 am Neil falls (literally ) asleep .NGDE makes entry and makes mental note doesn't need torch next time.....
Now to discover the real Neil..ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha (that cackly hysterical sort of laughter ...you know what I mean..)
It happens to me too. I much prefer to read all the other exciting replies because by the time I've thought of something witty, relevant and spelt correctly the moment has gone. sad I think I'll have to take a leaf out of some of the other posts and just type biggrin
Quote by niceguysdoexist
NGDE dons black jeans, black trainers, Black sweatshirt, Black balaclava worn backwards with eye holes cut out(ok so I haven't got a bondage mask alright :P )Picks up long rubber handled torch(may come in handy for impressing the ladies wink )Sneaks out of house with screwdriver and credit card and 6lb lump hammer (one of ems going to get me in Neil's documents folder :twisted: ) Starts humming quietlyUnchained melody thinking unposted threads :twisted:
Sits out side Neils and waits ...and waits ,....and waits...yawnnnnnnnnnn FFS how much longer is the b****** stopping up. Watches Neil fetch another crate of Stella from Larder...Finally at 5:30 am Neil falls (literally ) asleep .NGDE makes entry and makes mental note doesn't need torch next time.....
Now to discover the real Neil..ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha (that cackly hysterical sort of laughter ...you know what I mean..)

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
nooooooooooooooooo they just weren't funny <<< that you humming it's not unusual now mr niceguy? eh? is it? >>> they'd missed the boat. cos they were considered posts honest! no rants in there about ((( shhh you know what! ))) i never posted oh no. stella and ranting? WTF you on about? dunno
noooooooooooooooo! you have the wrong idea!
bollox
neil x x x ;-)
Quote by dazandlou
I've just spent half an eternity typing a post, editing it, adding bits in, cutting bits out, putting back the bits I cut, cutting out the bits I added, binning the whole thing, starting again, suddenly realising after the twenty-three-millionth rewrite that I had exactly what I started off with, hovering over the submit button, rewriting it a few dozen more times, finally feeling the mouse button under my finger and saying to myself "sod it, why bother", hitting the back button and there it was... gone!
If I had a typewriter, my discarded musings might be discovered by future historians, and I shudder to think what impression they would glean of the twenty-first Century from those approximately anonymous rambles, but this fangled bit of fanglery before which I sit means that such thoughts are consigned to the nothingness beyond the nothingness that is cyberspace, forever, and no doubt for the better, lost.
Sometimes, by the time I've finished forging my mental output into what may vaguely resemble the product of something more or less sentient, the topic has drifted so far off the end of charted cyberterritory, there's sign which reads "Abandon hope, ye who bump from here!", concensus has been reached, and the moment has been lost. On such occasions, I may save the meandering missive, either for posterity or the chance to unleash it on an unsuspecting newbie reintroducing the subject. Needless to say, this opportunity will be thwarted by yet more rewrites, further populating the electronic limbo with the disordered dissipations of a not-quite-orderly mind.
So, like, you know, am I the only one round here who has trouble getting to the point?

Pardon??? :shock:
Having re-read it while sober, I'm inclined to echo that.
WTF was I on about? :shock:
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You're dead !!!!!! (and you don't want anyone to find that suitcase do you now??!!)
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Quote by Ice Pie
I've just spent half an eternity typing a post, editing it, adding bits in, cutting bits out, putting back the bits I cut, cutting out the bits I added, binning the whole thing, starting again, suddenly realising after the twenty-three-millionth rewrite that I had exactly what I started off with, hovering over the submit button, rewriting it a few dozen more times, finally feeling the mouse button under my finger and saying to myself "sod it, why bother", hitting the back button and there it was... gone!
If I had a typewriter, my discarded musings might be discovered by future historians, and I shudder to think what impression they would glean of the twenty-first Century from those approximately anonymous rambles, but this fangled bit of fanglery before which I sit means that such thoughts are consigned to the nothingness beyond the nothingness that is cyberspace, forever, and no doubt for the better, lost.
Sometimes, by the time I've finished forging my mental output into what may vaguely resemble the product of something more or less sentient, the topic has drifted so far off the end of charted cyberterritory, there's sign which reads "Abandon hope, ye who bump from here!", concensus has been reached, and the moment has been lost. On such occasions, I may save the meandering missive, either for posterity or the chance to unleash it on an unsuspecting newbie reintroducing the subject. Needless to say, this opportunity will be thwarted by yet more rewrites, further populating the electronic limbo with the disordered dissipations of a not-quite-orderly mind.
So, like, you know, am I the only one round here who has trouble getting to the point?

Pardon??? :shock:
Having re-read it while sober, I'm inclined to echo that.
WTF was I on about? :shock:
Bollocks! I understood it!!
lazy cow . lol ..oooo some one gonna get a smacked bum.....do arrange date and time so i can come watch
ive just started shopping on ebay ....bought 4 pairs of boots :twisted: i just couldnt resist
it was the hand again ..it typed i did nt see it bid....but im not complaining