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PMSL!!! The Great British online identification!

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VenusnMars
Sex God
I recently joined another site, totally different subject, where most of the members are US citizens. I had a look around, started my intro thread, and asked....
Don`t you guys ever swear?!
I was directed to an area where I could let rip if I wanted to, and started a thread entitled:
Fuck fuck shitty shitty wanking bollocking arse-burgers....
It`s a thread because I want one.

And received one reply out of the many which cracked me up
That was great, and you know what? It also made me smile a little (no offence) because I got such a GREAT visual picture of an ARSE BURGER!!! hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
Btw, are you British by any chance? This doesn't say a lot for my country that I am guessing you could be from that post, hahaha, it's just, when I get really annoyed, I also say things like bollocking bastard shitty wanking buggering twatting arsehole knobheads. Kinda similar, no? :0)

What can I say?! rotflmao
Venusxxx
Unknown User
What's an Arse burger dunno
Unknown User
Quote by MrFC
What's an Arse burger dunno

A seeded bun with a chunk of meat shuved in it!
honeyriderx
Orgasminator
Makes ya proud to be british.....everyone knows the great british language wink
VenusnMars
Sex God
Quote by MrFC
What's an Arse burger dunno

I have NO idea! Picked it up from a series called `Stressed Eric` a few years ago, liked it, and adopted it!
I suppose it could be a larger version of a `Klingon` *snigger*
Venusxxx
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Quote by MrFC
What's an Arse burger dunno
Unknown User
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Lovecommando
Sex God
Quote by VenusnMars
What's an Arse burger dunno

I have NO idea! Picked it up from a series called `Stressed Eric` a few years ago, liked it, and adopted it!
I suppose it could be a larger version of a `Klingon` *snigger*
Venusxxx
Ah, Stressed Eric! :thumbup: Whatever happened to him?
LC
neilinleeds
Sex God
Quote by dambuster
What's an Arse burger dunno


rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
dammie that'll teach 'em to ask a stupid question eh? ;)
n x x x :P
honeyriderx
Orgasminator
PMSL.....that is soooooo bad DB....never look at MD the same way again, put me right off my chinky.. wink
BaldEagle
Casanova
Quote by dambuster
What's an Arse burger dunno


I don't like Tomato, Can you get it without the relish as well confused:
VenusnMars
Sex God
Quote by Lovecommando
Ah, Stressed Eric! :thumbup: Whatever happened to him?
LC

wink
Venusxxx
Lovecommando
Sex God
Quote by BaldEagle
What's an Arse burger dunno


I don't like Tomato, Can you get it without the relish as well confused:
Does she come with a milkshake? :grin:
LC wink
honeyriderx
Orgasminator
Quote by Lovecommando
What's an Arse burger dunno


I don't like Tomato, Can you get it without the relish as well confused:
Does she come with a milkshake? :grin:
LC wink
Change that order to supersize.......what do you do if you want veggie burger?
Unknown User
Quote by honeyriderx
.......what do you do if you want veggie burger?

You go hungry . . . . . bolt
honeyriderx
Orgasminator
Quote by dambuster
.......what do you do if you want veggie burger?

You go hungry . . . . . bolt
Just as well I like meat then :twisted: ....hmmmm what was that you asked a while back? :twisted:
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Quote by honeyriderx
.......what do you do if you want veggie burger?

You go hungry . . . . . bolt
Just as well I like meat then :twisted: ....hmmmm what was that you asked a while back? :twisted:
That I'm a workaholic ?
wink
davej
Sex God
Quote by neilinleeds
What's an Arse burger dunno


rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
dammie that'll teach 'em to ask a stupid question eh? ;)
n x x x :P
There wont be many rolling smilies when you wake up in a few years, to find that a combination of poor diet, over straining and sitting on cold steps (according to mother), means that apart from a little bit of bias towards a certain fast food, this isn't that far from reality.
........davej applicator in hand.....
honeyriderx
Orgasminator
Do those look like beef tomatoes to you, sure do look big?.......and is that what 69steve in the other "So lucky thread" means about handing on a plate? :twisted:
BaldEagle
Casanova
Quote by honeyriderx
Do those look like beef tomatoes to you, sure do look big?.......and is that what 69steve in the other "So lucky thread" means about handing on a plate? :twisted:

I'm just a little worried that it may be a certain female hygiene product gone wrong.
Cassiopeia
Sex God
Can you please stop copying that pic!! Im desperately trying to avoid that pic only to find its been copied so many times, that when i scroll down the page fast to miss it, its like a subliminal message!! rolleyes :shock:
BaldEagle
Casanova
Quote by GenHertsCpl
Can you please stop copying that pic!! Im desperately trying to avoid that pic only to find its been copied so many times, that when i scroll down the page fast to miss it, its like a subliminal message!! rolleyes :shock:

Go to KFC then and have some "finger lickin good chicken fingers" lol
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Quote by GenHertsCpl
Can you please stop copying that pic!! Im desperately trying to avoid that pic only to find its been copied so many times, that when i scroll down the page fast to miss it, its like a subliminal message!! rolleyes :shock:

That better for you ??