Hi, much impressed by the standard of all the lovely people out there, so I wondered if there was room for a line or two from an old guy. Its not shakespear and dont' scan too well but hey I'm not up for an award, and it's something to do when you are an insomniac.
Hello is there any body out there?
Just Click if you can see me,
Not much chance when you are fifty,
Even less when you're more,
The days when you chased them,
are gone, but you can't face it,
The days when they saw you,
are gone, now they look through you,
Never needed Viagra, Still don't,
Now as much of a curse as a blessing,
No use with no one for sharing,
Age ain't for sissies, neither is lonliness.
There you go, I'll obviously have to work on my lack of skills but if it chimes in with a few people out there..............,
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Poetry
Sex God
Hi swacamg (pronounced Smith?) and :welcome: to whatever this is. 
Nice intro :thumbup:
Ice
Quote by truluv
I heard a poem at work yeaterday
ahhem......
My friend Billy,
has a 10ft Willy.
He showed it to the girl next door.
She thought it was a snake,
hit it with a rake,
and now it's only 2ft 4"
Goodness!! Is that one still doing the rounds?! It must have grown a beard by now, it's that old
:rotflmao: Sorry for the hi-jack
Welcome aboard Swacamg
Have fun and enjoy your stay!
Tracy-Jayne
Sex God
Welcome swacamg - interesting name even if it is unpronounceable 
:lol:
Hang around and get to know people - it's a lot of fun.
:lol: Hang around and get to know people - it's a lot of fun.
More from Scamwag - NOTHING to do with me!!
Hi Guys and Gals,
Thanks very much for all the kind comments about my first effort, you should'nt
encorage me, because it prompts things like wot follows. This came to me at four o'clock this morning, it's a bit raw and could do with polishing, but wot you see is wot you get:
Remember that first look accross the room,
It's all been replaced by the internet's boom,
Could she? Would he? you'll never know,
See all there is through the screens dull glow,
Taking your courage in both your hands
Your profile's away to foreign lands,
You've paid your money, taken your chance,
Do you miss asking for that first dance?
Will she reply? Will he respond?
You wait on the edge of internets pond,
The hours drag by, the days as well,
Response would be good, the waitings hell,
To post a picture? I don't look too good,
The camara won't lie, and I never should,
But in a good light, loose a year or few,
I might stand a chance, pick me too.
Who are these people? What do they do?
Don't worry old son thy're just like you,
Clicking and posting through dead of night,
Hang on in there it'll be all right,
Soneone'll see you, want you I'll bet,
Don't give up hope - well not just yet,
Keep on clicking - sending as well,
You'll get a response, but the waitings hell,
So much experience, so much to give,
Sex is a joy, shows you can live,
Give you a good time, go all the way,
Write you a rhyme? love you all day,
So click on my advert, show you can see,
There's a lot to be had from a guy like me,
I'll caress you forever, fondle your part,
Stroke what is strokable, love is an art,
Take you to heaven, make sure there's no pain,
And if it was fun, we'll do it again,
look into your soul, live in your heart,
To make you happy, I'll play my part,
Kiss you all over, linger down there,
And If you like it, I'll not need air,
First you must pick me, you will choose well,
But don't leave it too long, the waitings hell.
Hope that's not upset anybody, maybe struck a chord with one or two, well
it struck a chord with me. Having got that off my chest I'm off to bed, coming?
Oh you can't, can you? Still one day.
Hi Guys and Gals,
Thanks very much for all the kind comments about my first effort, you should'nt
encorage me, because it prompts things like wot follows. This came to me at four o'clock this morning, it's a bit raw and could do with polishing, but wot you see is wot you get:
Remember that first look accross the room,
It's all been replaced by the internet's boom,
Could she? Would he? you'll never know,
See all there is through the screens dull glow,
Taking your courage in both your hands
Your profile's away to foreign lands,
You've paid your money, taken your chance,
Do you miss asking for that first dance?
Will she reply? Will he respond?
You wait on the edge of internets pond,
The hours drag by, the days as well,
Response would be good, the waitings hell,
To post a picture? I don't look too good,
The camara won't lie, and I never should,
But in a good light, loose a year or few,
I might stand a chance, pick me too.
Who are these people? What do they do?
Don't worry old son thy're just like you,
Clicking and posting through dead of night,
Hang on in there it'll be all right,
Soneone'll see you, want you I'll bet,
Don't give up hope - well not just yet,
Keep on clicking - sending as well,
You'll get a response, but the waitings hell,
So much experience, so much to give,
Sex is a joy, shows you can live,
Give you a good time, go all the way,
Write you a rhyme? love you all day,
So click on my advert, show you can see,
There's a lot to be had from a guy like me,
I'll caress you forever, fondle your part,
Stroke what is strokable, love is an art,
Take you to heaven, make sure there's no pain,
And if it was fun, we'll do it again,
look into your soul, live in your heart,
To make you happy, I'll play my part,
Kiss you all over, linger down there,
And If you like it, I'll not need air,
First you must pick me, you will choose well,
But don't leave it too long, the waitings hell.
Hope that's not upset anybody, maybe struck a chord with one or two, well
it struck a chord with me. Having got that off my chest I'm off to bed, coming?
Oh you can't, can you? Still one day.
