WBB please note that davej did not laugh at your misfortune and indeed ,only offered sympathy and a helpfull hint for your plight, unlike a number of other posters who as you say, seem to find it amusing that you can now toast a rack of crumpets with the glow from your lady bits.
I did make an assumption that your twinkie was suffering in the same way as my tea towl holder does when it plays up with the farmers (apologies for the use of local slang I wasn't thinking but they are .....piles) and thats why I made mention of a cream that would soothe and heal. Furthermore I do believe that, an in rush of cool air, also helps hence my suggestion of going for a swing. I personally prefer to sit astride our cool box and this may be another option although not well suited for the workplace.
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