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After many long discussions here on the forum of the dangers of veet,the burning it causes,the pain and agony,
Guess who decides to use it and burn herself????? rolleyes
She now says she cant close her legs :shock: (for a change lol!!)
Hope you heal soon Busty kiss
Clare and Steve,xxx
wink
(if you need any nursing i know a fantastic male nurse :twisted: !!)
Awwww poor Busty sad
Get well soon hun.
oooh Clare
I do hope you checked with WBB about posting this
WBB I have suffered likewise, and it was even worse in the shower, has a terrible effect on performance!!! sad
sympathies and hopefully loads of moisturiser Wbb it inmproves in about 4 days for guys!!!
Gilbert
ouch.....give her big hug from me
hope she feels better soon kiss
Ohhh WBB :therethere: What we all go through to look good !!! rolleyes
Is that you John Wayne????
Sorry cheap shot I know and I offer me sympathy!!! Can only imagine that the pain is something like the old Rugby trick of "Deep Heat" in the crotch of your jockey!!
(and that ain't no slight tingle either!!)
:shock: :shock: :shock: I hope WBB did know you were going to announce to all of us her little predicament!
Either way she has my deepest sympathies, it hurts like hell evil redface
omg!!!!!!!!!
can i have NO privacy to suffer?!!!!!! mad
you will pay for this clare! lol
thanks for all the tongue i n cheek good wishes peeps! confused
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
all the best WBB, if it aint over by the time the munch comes around im sure someone can arrange a horse for you to ride :shock: (read into that what you like lol)
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thanks for all the tongue i n cheek good wishes peeps! confused
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Pardon?
Oh, cheek! Just for a moment there I thought... :P
WBB
You have my sympathies ... having had an allergic reaction to a new lube and the friction from a new vibrator a few weeks ago I can just imagine your discomfort.
It never helped that we were off to a club at the weekend :shock:
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you will pay for this clare! lol

Ooooh does that mean loads of spankies??? smackbottom
And btw it was both of us!!!
Clare and Steve,xxx
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<<would like to point out she is not really mad at clare.. i announced it to the chatroom lol... it was not a private conversation!
lol
Just wait til you have to pee :shock: :shock:
Poor you - painful...... bringing tears to my eyes thinking about it :therethere:
I avoided posting until WBB had confirmed the truth of the matter but now she has I send my deepest commiserations to you. It can be no laughing matter having a ha'penny that is sore enough to whistle its own tune and glows in the dark.
I have always worried about the application of chemicals to the genitals ( now there's a decent name for a band 'the chemical genitals') and do hope that there is a cream that will soothe your discomfort.
If you find the cream isnt soothing enough, then perhaps a small handheld fan pointed in the direction of the sensitivity or a visit in a skirt, to your local park where you can cool the area by having a go on one of the swings, admittedly only usefull on the forward flight but a cheap alternative cure.
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I avoided posting until WBB had confirmed the truth of the matter but now she has I send my deepest commiserations to you. It can be no laughing matter having a ha'penny that is sore enough to whistle its own tune and glows in the dark.

..... scratches head and wonders just how davej sounds so knowledgeable personally about sore ha'pennys!!!
:shock: dunno
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I avoided posting until WBB had confirmed the truth of the matter but now she has I send my deepest commiserations to you. It can be no laughing matter having a ha'penny that is sore enough to whistle its own tune and glows in the dark.

..... scratches head and wonders just how davej sounds so knowledgeable personally about sore ha'pennys!!!
:shock: dunno
forgive me calista, I was doing the usual man thing and making some assumptions, one of which was to assume that the burning and discomfort that WBB is suffering from having a minnie that you can fry an egg on, would be similar to that which I experiance occasionally from the dreaded farmers!
WBB....:therethere:
:giggle: Sorry, but we're both giggling like mad here.
Dave, what's the dreaded farmers? Summat to do with Plougmans lunches? confused :?
Davej wrote:
or a visit in a skirt, to your local park where you can cool the area by having a go on one of the swings, admittedly only usefull on the forward flight but a cheap alternative cure.

Well, that would lend a new meaning to "swinging heaven" lol
Mike.
DON'T mention the Farmers!!
Sheesh I thought I had a marble growing out of it!! Spoke to my sis who said "Oooh, I have never had arse-grapes!" and then wanted me to tell her and her g/friend all about it.
I did just that. Sometimes, sisters are the best.
BTW, it went away as quick as it arrived... just waited a week to do so.
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Dave, what's the dreaded farmers? Summat to do with Plougmans lunches? confused :?

Rhyming slang I suspect:
Farmer Giles?
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all the best WBB, if it aint over by the time the munch comes around im sure someone can arrange a horse for you to ride :shock: (read into that what you like lol)

Oiiiiiiiiiii !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im not a horse lol
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Dave, what's the dreaded farmers? Summat to do with Plougmans lunches? confused :?

Rhyming slang I suspect:
Farmer Giles?
You think that being married to a displaced cockney .. that I'd have got that one ....
:doh: sadly the wine has robbed me of thinking ability
You have my deepest sympathies darling,i just hope you are cured for the weekend.I knew you shouldnt have give me that moisturiser lol ,it sounds like you needed it not me.
And i think im gonna get the whip out for clarensteve for telling everybody about your predicament.
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And i think im gonna get the whip out for clarensteve for telling everybody about your predicament.

Right we would like to point out that we are just being (giggle) understanding(giggle)caring(giggle giggle)friends(giggle again!)
Obviously if WBB hadnt of announced it in the chatroom and had said it in private it would not have gone any further.
On a serious note ive done it myself and it bloody burns like a b*tch :cry:
And The_Tongue,oh if you must :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Clare and Steve,xxx
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WBB,
I really feel sorry for ya, you must be in agony :cry:
But as the old adage goes ..... "What goes around comes around"
I am sure that all names have been noted & in the distant future you will get the last laugh on them all :twisted:
Looking forward to more interesting posts.
The WHOOSH Man
i am SOOOOO glad my missfortune has brought glee and happiness into soo many lives! evil
perhaps if i am feeling christmas cheer around december.. i may get into the spirit of things and do it again in order to put a smile back on ur faces!!!! rolleyes :roll: :roll: :roll:
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Sigh!!! rolleyes :roll: :roll: :roll:
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i am SOOOOO glad my missfortune has brought glee and happiness into soo many lives! evil
perhaps if i am feeling christmas cheer around december.. i may get into the spirit of things and do it again in order to put a smile back on ur faces!!!! rolleyes :roll: :roll: :roll:
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Not having a good week are you hun? You burn your bits with Veet and you burn out your rabbit........
Although thinking about it, after the Veet incident, it's probably a good job your rabbits not working ATM. wink