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Not sure if this has been covered as I can't be bothered to read back through the threads soooo...
Porn, what’s your poison?
Atre and I like the home grown variety, with the woman really orgasming, gets us going every time smile
my introduction to porn was gay porn and boy it was an eye opener (i was only 14 btw lol )
i went to put on our lodgers kate bush video and imagine my surprise when there was absolutly no bush in sight :shock:
i have to admit though i still love gay porn i still find it a huge turn on more than any other porn
but have to say i have never seen corn on the cob in the same light ever since wink
I dont like "visuals" at all, but then I aint very keen on BJs either.
Quote by Truescorpio
I'm not into any scenes which look overly contrived....

I tend to agree, in that I don't enjoy any form of commercial porn. It all looks so same-ol-same-ol nowadays, with only slight variations on the script:
Man licks girl/girl sucks man/man screws girl/man changes to anal with the girl/girl sucks man to completion/ man ejaculates over woman's face. rolleyes
To be honest you can almost hear the director shouting "aaaaaand cum!".
I much prefer "amateur" porn.... real people, having real fun, really enjoying themselves. :thumbup:
Quote by benrums0n
I dont like "visuals" at all, but then I aint very keen on BJs either.

A man who doesnt like BJs??
Never heard of that before Ben!
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I'm not in to porn at all in any form.
One of Travelmans posts got me wondering though the other day, about the video section on the bar above.
I had never clicked on that before, who has to watch all of those and allow them to be posted????
All the false ohhhhhhhhhhh and errrrrrrrrrrr and such like all the staged scripts
I hate them.
I prefer to watch an amateur movie any day. The usual porn that's aimed at Zoo readers are so full of plastic tits and corny acting I just end up in a fit of giggles instead of getting turned on :giggle:
Natural looking nudey people doing natural nudey things not the boring USA commercial McDonalds porn! wink
I'm quite a fan of gay porn too. I guess because I used to watch it a lot with a friend of mine. We'd have afternoon tea and cakes and play "spot the penis enlargement" - happy days!
I like quite hard-ish porn. I don't like corny scripted stuff at all. I quite like listening to porn whilst I f*ck. Bit like at a club listening to others have sex with/around you. I think I am aurally aroused.
I love to have porn on as a mood setter but rarely to actually watch!
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I like quite hard-ish porn. I don't like corny scripted stuff at all. I quite like listening to porn whilst I f*ck. Bit like at a club listening to others have sex with/around you. I think I am aurally aroused.

Phew, thank goodness someone else said this. I also like the stronger or harder porn, the stuff which contains stuff I would not normally do myself. Think it may be a fantasy thing, watching what I would like to do, but only in my fantasies rather than in real life. redface
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I like quite hard-ish porn. I don't like corny scripted stuff at all. I quite like listening to porn whilst I f*ck. Bit like at a club listening to others have sex with/around you. I think I am aurally aroused.

Phew, thank goodness someone else said this. I also like the stronger or harder porn, the stuff which contains stuff I would not normally do myself. Think it may be a fantasy thing, watching what I would like to do, but only in my fantasies rather than in real life. redface
Add another to that list.
I too don't like scripted, contrived stuff, I want to see stuff that is more kinky or perverted than the norm, stuff that for me to participate in, would see me pushing my boundaries, to see stuff that I would like to do.
I think i like just the normal people having sex porn.....
I can't be doing with all them boobs made of plastic or anything too contrived......
I think I am quite soft in my porn watching.... lol :lol:
Quote by essex34m

I like quite hard-ish porn. I don't like corny scripted stuff at all. I quite like listening to porn whilst I f*ck. Bit like at a club listening to others have sex with/around you. I think I am aurally aroused.

Phew, thank goodness someone else said this. I also like the stronger or harder porn, the stuff which contains stuff I would not normally do myself. Think it may be a fantasy thing, watching what I would like to do, but only in my fantasies rather than in real life. redface
Add another to that list.
I too don't like scripted, contrived stuff, I want to see stuff that is more kinky or perverted than the norm, stuff that for me to participate in, would see me pushing my boundaries, to see stuff that I would like to do.
Unfortunately a lot of what I like is now illegal sad Gosh I don't mean that the way it sounds, it's this new law.
I'm quite into the D/s type hardcore porn, spanking etc.
Driving above 70mph is against the law too, and people will do it until they get caught.
I suspect the new pornography laws will be equally ignored.
Rather not watch any :shock: :shock: Give me a story to read any day
Quote by Calista

I like quite hard-ish porn. I don't like corny scripted stuff at all. I quite like listening to porn whilst I f*ck. Bit like at a club listening to others have sex with/around you. I think I am aurally aroused.

Phew, thank goodness someone else said this. I also like the stronger or harder porn, the stuff which contains stuff I would not normally do myself. Think it may be a fantasy thing, watching what I would like to do, but only in my fantasies rather than in real life. redface
Add another to that list.
I too don't like scripted, contrived stuff, I want to see stuff that is more kinky or perverted than the norm, stuff that for me to participate in, would see me pushing my boundaries, to see stuff that I would like to do.
Unfortunately a lot of what I like is now illegal sad Gosh I don't mean that the way it sounds, it's this new law.
I'm quite into the D/s type hardcore porn, spanking etc.
Phew, I think I just might be normal lol I like the spanking, BDSM, gangbang, dp, fisting type stuff, the kind of things that would push your normal, everyday boundaries and not necessarily things I would want to do. Does that make sense?
However, same as someone else said, I hate with a passion the plastic boobs :shock:
Quote by fabio
I think i like just the normal people having sex porn.....
I can't be doing with all them boobs made of plastic or anything too contrived......
I think I am quite soft in my porn watching.... lol :lol:

Well as long as you are hard in other areas Fabs, fair enough!
Yeo Ali G porn..............keepin it real
the old classics, where the porn scenes were part of a storyline rather than just thrown in your face, the women mostly real instead of made of plastic, and quite often enjoying themselves rather than striking a pose.
and some of those people were real actors too (admittedly not very good ones, but better than what you get to see today)
I'm thinking '70s and '80s
Quote by Lucyandmike7
I dont like "visuals" at all, but then I aint very keen on BJs either.

A man who doesnt like BJs??
Never heard of that before Ben!
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I'm not in to porn at all in any form.
One of Travelmans posts got me wondering though the other day, about the video section on the bar above.
I had never clicked on that before, who has to watch all of those and allow them to be posted????
There was a thread on the subject, many moons ago. However, subject of said thread was subsequently converted.
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the old classics, where the porn scenes were part of a storyline rather than just thrown in your face,

Bukkake? :shock: :scared:
I've come across anime stuff very recently, weird but very interesting lol
Quote by Sassy-Seren
the old classics, where the porn scenes were part of a storyline rather than just thrown in your face,

Bukkake? :shock: :scared:
Nah... wallpaper paste is better... bolt
Quote by Cherrytree
I've come across anime stuff very recently, weird but very interesting lol

:shock: Cherrytree lady fiddles?
I thought she was like the queen or summat & some ladyservant did it for her! :giggle:
Quote by redpantherman
the old classics, where the porn scenes were part of a storyline rather than just thrown in your face,

Bukkake? :shock: :scared:
Nah... wallpaper paste is better... bolt
You are SO gonna pay for that next time I see you! smackbottom
Quote by redpantherman
I've come across anime stuff very recently, weird but very interesting lol

:shock: Cherrytree lady fiddles?
I thought she was like the queen or summat & some ladyservant did it for her! :giggle:
confused:
lol i never saw cherry admit to anything of the sort there RPM..... biggrin
which reminds me......lmao google queening stool....makes me giggle to think of all those prim and prissy ladies and what was happening under their big dresses!!