A few years ago, I used to leave my computer on and downloading naughty multimedia copyright violations (ie porn movies) off newsgroups all night every Friday and Saturday. Then I got broadband and I was of course like a pig in clover. Then I discovered eMule and I was even more like a pig in clover.
The net affect of this was a build-up on my hard disc of unwatched pornography. I didn't want to delete it in case I missed something good; my plan was to watch it and file the good bits away in my personal stash, and delete the rest.
There was only one problem: my shiny 100Gb hard disc got full! Despite evidence to the contrary, I'm not an avid porn-viewer and I was downloading at a much faster rate than I could watch. There was stuff sitting in the "unwatched" folder of my hard disc that had been there for three or more years, crying out for my attention.
So about a year ago, I had to stop downloading. I've been chipping away at this porn mountain ever since, and as of today there is only 15 gigabytes left! I'm hoping I can get through the rest of it by next Easter so I'll have a clear run at... whatever it is I feel like doing by then.
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Well that explaines the new avatar then. 
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Now, why am I not surprised by these posts? :shock:
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Now, why am I not surprised by these posts? :shock:
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well i'm deeply shocked mal! :shock:
i had no idea you could get that much porn for nowt! TGP galleries indeed. i have the wrong URLs obviously!
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I didn't know all that porn was free either, and here I was making all my own cos I didn't think I could get it elsewhere for nothing :doh:
Kazaa and the other file-sharing apps are useful, but tend to be quite unreliable.
Your best bet is installing bittorrent and then going to somewhere like empornium. You have to sign up but it's free. A massive archive of all kinds of porn films.
Of course, this is all illegal, so only download the flims if you already own the originals.
Your best bet is installing bittorrent and then going to somewhere like empornium. You have to sign up but it's free. A massive archive of all kinds of porn films.
Of course, this is all illegal, so only download the flims if you already own the originals.
Hmmm I have 120gigs and I filled it with bollox off the internet too... a combination of porn and Star Trek (yes the two are distinguishable... although some would argue porn has the better plot lines).
I now find myself skim reading porn movies to decide if I should keep em or not... sometimes I feel like the Barry Norman of smut. The problem with file sharing porno's is you have no real idea what you are getting until you view it as the name don't match the content... plus most of it is cheasy american porn which gets borring and samey after a few hours.
Still this is nothing to compare with a pic collection built up from years of surfing porn websites.... I seem to be a coleptomaniac.... 15gigs of pictures takes a long time to review... it works out at more than 72000 images... gave up clasifying it into genre a long time ago.
BTW I don't even look at very much porn... I just like collecting shiny stuff !!!!!!!!
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I now find myself skim reading porn movies to decide if I should keep em or not... sometimes I feel like the Barry Norman of smut. The problem with file sharing porno's is you have no real idea what you are getting until you view it as the name don't match the content... plus most of it is cheasy american porn which gets borring and samey after a few hours.
Still this is nothing to compare with a pic collection built up from years of surfing porn websites.... I seem to be a coleptomaniac.... 15gigs of pictures takes a long time to review... it works out at more than 72000 images... gave up clasifying it into genre a long time ago.
BTW I don't even look at very much porn... I just like collecting shiny stuff !!!!!!!!
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I know what you mean - downloading some fresh porn is such a turn-on, isn't it? Often I view actually watching the stuff as a chore to be gotten out of the way before I can download my next packet... :shock:
Geezz I know exactly what you mean... sometimes its an addiction... I can't just view some pictures on a web page... I have to save them as well... just in case!!! and its not like I ever view them again... I just collect them
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I now find myself skim reading porn movies to decide if I should keep em or not... sometimes I feel like the Barry Norman of smut. The problem with file sharing porno's is you have no real idea what you are getting until you view it as the name don't match the content... plus most of it is cheasy american porn which gets borring and samey after a few hours.
Still this is nothing to compare with a pic collection built up from years of surfing porn websites.... I seem to be a coleptomaniac.... 15gigs of pictures takes a long time to review... it works out at more than 72000 images... gave up clasifying it into genre a long time ago.
Sounds to me like you shoild have a regular column here and keep us all up to speed with what's out there. That or run a library of the stuff!!
Or maybe both?!
"...and now on SH, it's PORN '04 with English Chris...!" :twisted:
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Sounds to me like you shoild have a regular column here and keep us all up to speed with what's out there. That or run a library of the stuff!!
Or maybe both?!
"...and now on SH, it's PORN '04 with English Chris...!" :twisted:
I think there are many other people far more eminently qualified than I to review porn... on the rare occasions I have purchased I have based my purchase on what is on the DVD box cover.... which is always a shit place to start.
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got about 300 videos stuck in the loft if anyone is interested
{quote="Griff"] Oh, really?! ever thought of running a library?!
Gryphon, usualy when someone makes a comment like that... I ask them how they amassed such a collection :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: But maybe I am missing the point.
Oh, really?! ever thought of running a library?!
good idea where do i start......lol
Gryphon, usualy when someone makes a comment like that... I ask them how they amassed such a collection But maybe I am missing the point.
u'd never beleive me but honestly we inherited them. remember when you could get mobile analogue satalite systems and you could get porn movies from all over the world.........do i need to say more
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Oh, really?! ever thought of running a library?!
good idea where do i start......lol
Gryphon, usualy when someone makes a comment like that... I ask them how they amassed such a collection But maybe I am missing the point.
u'd never beleive me but honestly we inherited them. remember when you could get mobile analogue satalite systems and you could get porn movies from all over the world.........do i need to say more
I think you really should say something about the fact you inherited them...!! I should think that one day in the distant future the children of everyone here are going to inherit some very odd things from their parents and grandparents !!!!
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Quote by EnglishChris99
Geezz I know exactly what you mean... sometimes its an addiction... I can't just view some pictures on a web page... I have to save them as well... just in case!!! and its not like I ever view them again... I just collect them
Perhaps we are frustrated stamp collectors who found an alternative outlet for our passion??
I tend to do that.... however when I find that a set of pics no longer give me a buzz, I delete them. Does that mean I'm not an addict?
But if I like some pics... I HAVE to save them
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