Can anyone tell me how to be in a porn movie there are 4 of us guys all Indian and would like to star in a porn movie can anyone tell me.
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Can anyone tell me how to be in a porn movie there are 4 of us guys all Indian and would like to star in a porn movie can anyone tell me.
Tony
maybe they do packs on the checkouts in supermarkets - you know like the ones for insurance? Perhaps there's a 'porn star' one? 
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Get a cam.
Get a girlie who is not cam-shy (optional on the girlie though).
Gat a cheesey jazz CD.
Make up a simple plot - like you have all gone to her house to fix the washing machine, the pipe bursts, you all get wet and need to take your clothes off...
Remember to record it and BINGO!
Get a girlie who is not cam-shy (optional on the girlie though).
Gat a cheesey jazz CD.
Make up a simple plot - like you have all gone to her house to fix the washing machine, the pipe bursts, you all get wet and need to take your clothes off...
Remember to record it and BINGO!
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Don't forget the dodgy accents and the dodgy moustaches tho 
:roll:
Woo
:roll: Woo
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Get a cam.
Get a girlie who is not cam-shy (optional on the girlie though).
Gat a cheesey jazz CD.
Make up a simple plot - like you have all gone to her house to fix the washing machine, the pipe bursts, you all get wet and need to take your clothes off...
Remember to record it and BINGO!
Four blokes to fix the washing machine!!!
Mind you that's the sort of scenario they'd come up with.
Not that I watch porn movies you understand!!
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Get a cam.
Get a girlie who is not cam-shy (optional on the girlie though).
Gat a cheesey jazz CD.
Make up a simple plot - like you have all gone to her house to fix the washing machine, the pipe bursts, you all get wet and need to take your clothes off...
Remember to record it and BINGO!
Four blokes to fix the washing machine!!!
Mind you that's the sort of scenario they'd come up with.
Not that I watch porn movies you understand!!
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You'll notice I didn't even say they needed a washing machine - just mention it
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Quote by rub medont listen to theses pisstakers ...did you ask steven spunkberg :P
Can anyone tell me how to be in a porn movie there are 4 of us guys all Indian and would like to star in a porn movie can anyone tell me.
Tony
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Quote by northeastcoupleukdont listen to theses pisstakers ...did you ask steven spunkberg :P
Can anyone tell me how to be in a porn movie there are 4 of us guys all Indian and would like to star in a porn movie can anyone tell me.
Tony
Surely Alfred HitchCOCK would be a better bet :rascal:
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There is a swingers site run by a girl called xxxxxx who does offer to film members and does distribute the films. But of course it's not as good a swingers site as SH! 
Russell
Oops! Sorry - just trying to be helpful.
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Russell
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Russell, don't name other swingers site on here please, it's not very pleasant!
Oops! Sorry - just trying to be helpful.
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Thanks everyone its good to be back on here been away in the USA nice to see everyone is still friendly on here. Might try televison X first, if anyone knows of anything else please do let me know not camera shy.
Tony
Tony
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Of course there's always the photo ads. Plenty o' people there wanting to film a souvenir of the event. Do it and then just ask 'em for a copy.
It'd be good acting training - a sort of R.U.D.A.
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It'd be good acting training - a sort of R.U.D.A.
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There is a version of ***tube of an adult nature called ***porn which you can put your movies onto. Or have a look at to get some ideas, if you need them
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Just to help you guys, I have started off a rough draft of a script for you.
I am sure you can take it from the point I got to and introduce your other two friends into it as the Window cleaner and his mate.
Ding-dong (door bell)
*Woman answers the door in her underwear and sees two men standing there.
Harry “Hi, we are from Wet As U Like, you called us about a problem with your washing machine”
Woman “Oh I am so glad to see you. All of my clothes are stuck in the washing machine. Please come in”
Harry “Thanks. I am Harry and this is Alfonzo. Alfonzo is learning the ropes and I am showing him how to handle his tool”
Alfonzo holding a large ratchet in his right hand and adjusting his crotch with his left hand whilst winking at the woman.
Woman “Well you both look like you have the right tools to sort me out. It’s through this way, follow me”
Harry “With pleasure”
Camera zooms in on woman’s arse as she walks down the hall.
In the kitchen the woman bends over in front of the washing machine
Woman “ I just can’t get it open and it is so frustrating”
Camera zooms in on rear shot with woman pushing her arse out revealing the camel toe in her skimpy knickers.
Harry “I recon we can loosen that up for you”
Harry nods at Alfonzo and Alfonzo plays with his crotch area some more.
Woman still bending over and now playfully sliding her fingers under the edge of her knickers…
Woman “ I hope so I don’t want to keep these panties on any longer than I have to, they are so tight”
Alfonzo moves in behind her and presses his firming crotch against her arse as he reaches around her and grabs the washing machine door
Alfonzo “Let me see if I can get in there…… Mmmm it does seem tight. I may have to use a few tricks to open that right up for you”
Woman “Do you have another tool in your pocket? It feels very hard”
Start cheesy jazz CD.
Woman stands and turns to face Alfonzo. Reaches to his crotch and starts to rub him.
Woman “Mmmmm that tool feels just the right size”
Alfonzo “Yeah we’ll have to see just how well it fits”
Alfonzo reaches down with his hand and starts rubbing his hand between the woman’s legs over her knickers. Harry positions himself behind the woman and reaches around to hold a breast in each hand.
Camera close up as Harry pulls her bra to the side and reveals her nipple (props to have ice to hand to pre-perk)
Alfonzo begins kissing the exposed nipple as Harry massages the breasts.
Camera pans down and close up of Alfonzo pulling the knickers to one side.
Camera pulls back to show woman’s hand wanking Alfonzo’s cock.
Camera cuts to wide shot now showing woman without underwear bending forwards and sucking Alfonzo’s cock whilst Harry takes her from behind.
Turn up the cheesy jazz CD….
I am sure you can take it from the point I got to and introduce your other two friends into it as the Window cleaner and his mate.
Ding-dong (door bell)
*Woman answers the door in her underwear and sees two men standing there.
Harry “Hi, we are from Wet As U Like, you called us about a problem with your washing machine”
Woman “Oh I am so glad to see you. All of my clothes are stuck in the washing machine. Please come in”
Harry “Thanks. I am Harry and this is Alfonzo. Alfonzo is learning the ropes and I am showing him how to handle his tool”
Alfonzo holding a large ratchet in his right hand and adjusting his crotch with his left hand whilst winking at the woman.
Woman “Well you both look like you have the right tools to sort me out. It’s through this way, follow me”
Harry “With pleasure”
Camera zooms in on woman’s arse as she walks down the hall.
In the kitchen the woman bends over in front of the washing machine
Woman “ I just can’t get it open and it is so frustrating”
Camera zooms in on rear shot with woman pushing her arse out revealing the camel toe in her skimpy knickers.
Harry “I recon we can loosen that up for you”
Harry nods at Alfonzo and Alfonzo plays with his crotch area some more.
Woman still bending over and now playfully sliding her fingers under the edge of her knickers…
Woman “ I hope so I don’t want to keep these panties on any longer than I have to, they are so tight”
Alfonzo moves in behind her and presses his firming crotch against her arse as he reaches around her and grabs the washing machine door
Alfonzo “Let me see if I can get in there…… Mmmm it does seem tight. I may have to use a few tricks to open that right up for you”
Woman “Do you have another tool in your pocket? It feels very hard”
Start cheesy jazz CD.
Woman stands and turns to face Alfonzo. Reaches to his crotch and starts to rub him.
Woman “Mmmmm that tool feels just the right size”
Alfonzo “Yeah we’ll have to see just how well it fits”
Alfonzo reaches down with his hand and starts rubbing his hand between the woman’s legs over her knickers. Harry positions himself behind the woman and reaches around to hold a breast in each hand.
Camera close up as Harry pulls her bra to the side and reveals her nipple (props to have ice to hand to pre-perk)
Alfonzo begins kissing the exposed nipple as Harry massages the breasts.
Camera pans down and close up of Alfonzo pulling the knickers to one side.
Camera pulls back to show woman’s hand wanking Alfonzo’s cock.
Camera cuts to wide shot now showing woman without underwear bending forwards and sucking Alfonzo’s cock whilst Harry takes her from behind.
Turn up the cheesy jazz CD….
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PL
You forgot the bit where she starts to moan..........
Also have they turned the stopcock off??
PL
You forgot the bit where she starts to moan..........
Also have they turned the stopcock off??
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Nice one Polo! But what about the other two guys?
Perhaps it happens to be window cleaning day.......
Perhaps it happens to be window cleaning day.......
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Nice one Polo! But what about the other two guys?
Perhaps it happens to be window cleaning day.......
Stop reading the naughty bits and read the intro again
:lol: :lol:
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Quote by PoloLady
Nice one Polo! But what about the other two guys?
Perhaps it happens to be window cleaning day.......
Stop reading the naughty bits and read the intro again
:lol: :lol:Erm......you just put that there to make me look silly didn't you?
When excuses fail, try flattery.......
great minds think alike?
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Quote by winchwench
Nice one Polo! But what about the other two guys?
Perhaps it happens to be window cleaning day.......
Stop reading the naughty bits and read the intro again
:lol: :lol:Erm......you just put that there to make me look silly didn't you?
When excuses fail, try flattery.......
great minds think alike?
Funny how we both said 'window cleaner' :lol:
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Quote by PoloLady
Nice one Polo! But what about the other two guys?
Perhaps it happens to be window cleaning day.......
Stop reading the naughty bits and read the intro again
:lol: :lol:Erm......you just put that there to make me look silly didn't you?
When excuses fail, try flattery.......
great minds think alike?
Funny how we both said 'window cleaner' :lol:
Window cleaners = buckets of foaming water...... :wink:
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Was there not a link over there <<<<< that for a price, would help with such things?
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Nice script Polo Lady :-) thanks but can anyone help me with links to sites or women who whant to makes movies dont mind not getting paid at first.
Just like to say thank you to everyone who has replied.
Tony
Just like to say thank you to everyone who has replied.
Tony
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Just to help you guys, I have started off a rough draft of a script for you.
I am sure you can take it from the point I got to and introduce your other two friends into it as the Window cleaner and his mate.
Ding-dong (door bell)
*Woman answers the door in her underwear and sees two men standing there.
Harry “Hi, we are from Wet As U Like, you called us about a problem with your washing machine”
Woman “Oh I am so glad to see you. All of my clothes are stuck in the washing machine. Please come in”
Harry “Thanks. I am Harry and this is Alfonzo. Alfonzo is learning the ropes and I am showing him how to handle his tool”
Alfonzo holding a large ratchet in his right hand and adjusting his crotch with his left hand whilst winking at the woman.
Woman “Well you both look like you have the right tools to sort me out. It’s through this way, follow me”
Harry “With pleasure”
Camera zooms in on woman’s arse as she walks down the hall.
In the kitchen the woman bends over in front of the washing machine
Woman “ I just can’t get it open and it is so frustrating”
Camera zooms in on rear shot with woman pushing her arse out revealing the camel toe in her skimpy knickers.
Harry “I recon we can loosen that up for you”
Harry nods at Alfonzo and Alfonzo plays with his crotch area some more.
Woman still bending over and now playfully sliding her fingers under the edge of her knickers…
Woman “ I hope so I don’t want to keep these panties on any longer than I have to, they are so tight”
Alfonzo moves in behind her and presses his firming crotch against her arse as he reaches around her and grabs the washing machine door
Alfonzo “Let me see if I can get in there…… Mmmm it does seem tight. I may have to use a few tricks to open that right up for you”
Woman “Do you have another tool in your pocket? It feels very hard”
Start cheesy jazz CD.
Woman stands and turns to face Alfonzo. Reaches to his crotch and starts to rub him.
Woman “Mmmmm that tool feels just the right size”
Alfonzo “Yeah we’ll have to see just how well it fits”
Alfonzo reaches down with his hand and starts rubbing his hand between the woman’s legs over her knickers. Harry positions himself behind the woman and reaches around to hold a breast in each hand.
Camera close up as Harry pulls her bra to the side and reveals her nipple (props to have ice to hand to pre-perk)
Alfonzo begins kissing the exposed nipple as Harry massages the breasts.
Camera pans down and close up of Alfonzo pulling the knickers to one side.
Camera pulls back to show woman’s hand wanking Alfonzo’s cock.
Camera cuts to wide shot now showing woman without underwear bending forwards and sucking Alfonzo’s cock whilst Harry takes her from behind.
Turn up the cheesy jazz CD….
Are you available to collect an award in LA, Oscar is waiting for you.
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So nice to be back been away for to long.
Tony
Tony
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Ok decided to make my own now thanks to Pololady but now looking for a cast of women any takers.
Tony
Tony
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Anyone with any more ideas please help.
Tony
Tony
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Ok decided to make my own now thanks to Pololady but now looking for a cast of women any takers.
Tony
Smooth Tony....very smooth
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Ok decided to make my own now thanks to Pololady but now looking for a cast of women any takers.
Tony
Smooth Tony....very smooth
:lol: not just me who thought it then!
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Ok decided to make my own now thanks to Pololady but now looking for a cast of women any takers.
Tony
Smooth Tony....very smooth
:lol: not just me who thought it then!Great minds and all that FB
:wink:
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ok thanks to all but still having no luck with any women who want to take part lol.
Tony :P
Tony :P
