If you use the name of your first pet and your mums maiden name then Reese would be Midnight Panek.
His real name is more like a porn star name than I could believe when I first found it out.  But it is up to him and not me, to let on that one.
Mine?  Thumper Davidge.   (Thumper was a cat, btw)  
      Well using this method I would be Tiddles Hawthorne.... although my usual knickname from all my friends would be more realistic as a porn name (melonz)  
      dave is  laddy chapel
and mandy is rex tunstall 
mandy's is a good un i think  
      Well my dog was called Scrumpy and I lived on a road in Leigh (near a colliery, to avoid misunderstandings) called Slag Lane.
Sadly Scrumpy Slag doesn't seem to be high on The Adult Channel's wish list.  
      Whippy Wingfield!
It was a tortoise LOL  
      Princess walcot
Princess was my rabbit
F  
      oh..right well seems my name is
Poppy North...
don't sound right for a fella does it...anyone wanna swap !!!!  
      sorted Libra...right it seems I'm toska Manning then.......oh yes that sounds much more manly !!!!  
      Roger Ewe
Or, if I follow Misschief's advice, Prince Lead.  Because there's lead in his pencil.  :wanker:  
      Hi!
I'm Hannibal Castle!
(sounds like a weird ol' place in Scotland!!!)  
      he he he  - I'm Sodahop Sinderland. Bit of a mouth full :shock:  
      hhhhmmmm! i'm not dure Sammy Second or Joey Fourth have quite that pornstar ring to 'em eh? they were a bit unimaginative with the street names on there!
neil x x x ;)