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Warming the Bed
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we like watching lots of pornos but we are getting fed up with the MISS PERFECT women and BLOKES in them Does anyone have any REAL Pornos of normal people in them or know of any good ones as we would sooner watch the everyday person in a porno not the proper porn stars biggrin
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There's a whole genre of porn catering to your taste, try searching your favourive source for "Gonzo".
Sexlightened
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Yeah the woman are all stick thin with no lumps and bumps rolleyes If i come across any normal ones I will let you know:0)
Warming the Bed
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I know exactly what you mean, they do it for me as well. I had one with a threesome, you could even hear piccadilly radio on in the background lol , lovely lass, one average guy, and an overweight guy.
The lass made all the right sounds, not the usual porno screaming, and looked like they were all enjoying what was going on. Sadly I loanedit out and never saw it again. mad
I have a couple that I was sent in a swap of tight fetish, both girls are really skinny, and it doesn't do a great deal for us. :cry:
I hope you find some, if you do please let us know, or we could perhaps make our own. wink
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Yeah the woman are all stick thin with no lumps and bumps rolleyes If i come across any normal ones I will let you know:0)

Im here, lumps bumps and all lol
Whoops, just realised you are talking about porn stars redface
Orgasminator
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mmmm lumps n bumps. i dont go for failed catwalk models in porn either. people come in all sorts of sexy shapes n sizes and the world is better for it.
Sexlightened
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Yeah the woman are all stick thin with no lumps and bumps rolleyes If i come across any normal ones I will let you know:0)

Im here, lumps bumps and all lol
Whoops, just realised you are talking about porn stars redface
That make two of us :lol: although my two top lumps my other half coulnt live without :lol:
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Im here, lumps bumps and all lol
Whoops, just realised you are talking about porn stars redface

kiss
And what lovely lumps and bumps they are too......... :love:
Phredd :kiss:
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Years and years ago when we got married, we hired a video camera and mate video'd the wedding, anyway on the 'Wedding Night' we decided to try the video out and make our very own porno. Now this was the first attempt at anything like this, so we set it all up on the tripod at the end of the bed and did out very best acting :shock:
Afterwards we decided to watch our Masterpiece only to find that the flaming tape had got itself mangled up in the hired video recorder :shock: :shock: Guess who made sure she wasnt around when the recorder went back to the shop with the said tape still stuck in side it redface
Sexlightened
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Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Years and years ago when we got married, we hired a video camera and mate video'd the wedding, anyway on the 'Wedding Night' we decided to try the video out and make our very own porno. Now this was the first attempt at anything like this, so we set it all up on the tripod at the end of the bed and did out very best acting :shock:
Afterwards we decided to watch our Masterpiece only to find that the flaming tape had got itself mangled up in the hired video recorder :shock: :shock: Guess who made sure she wasnt around when the recorder went back to the shop with the said tape still stuck in side it redface

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
Sex God
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Yoy could make your own.
Warming the Bed
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I know we could make our own ........ but we prefer to watch the normal everyday people not the ones that have the make up, silicone tits, plastic surgery on thier face,pussy,arse and everything else
We watched one with a black bloke with a 12" cock and he rammed it up this womans arse and she never moaned once :shock: Fuck me i scream the house down when my boyfriend sticks it up my ass biggrin
normal everyday people for us i think it actually spoils a porno
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I know we could make our own ........ but we prefer to watch the normal everyday people
I could give you the name and address of the shop we hired the video recorder from, as it was 15yrs ago they may have been able to unmangle the tape by now (but probably still not stopped laughing at our attempts) redface
Sexlightened
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there are websites out there that you can download homemade videos from im sure.
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well....this is the internet.....and as im sure we all know by know, there really is something for everyone and every genre is catered for. you may have to hunt for it, but im sure you can find what you're looking for
(realised this makes me sound like a porn freak......oh well!!!)
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we have a origanal dvd from members from a sheff club in it, mind you love to know if any of ya in here on it confused
Warming the Bed
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What about swapping home movies with other peeps?.. s'pose u would need to trust them..!
I've never made one!!
Im goni tho im gonna do it alllllllllllllllllllll! lol
Warming the Bed
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We got a good selevction of pornos but always looking to expand biggrin
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we have a fab little home made collection and boy its beats many a proper rolleyes dvd!!! there again i did summon up the courage to pop to the 'private' shop parked up got to the door looking all sheepish and looked up at the sign and it was some blokes corner shop!!! lmao .... its obviously closed down!!!!
so are these shops a thing of the past?
Warming the Bed
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If your interested i have one from my younger activities.... biggrin (15yrs ago)
It is on the origional small sony tape if you can do anything with it!
Lol ....i'd like to see it again myself.
It's about 20mins taken over a nights fun, i hope it's still ok ?
Warming the Bed
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I've never made a home porno video. Always too worried about it ending up on the webernets!
Warming the Bed
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I did have some brit ones somewhere but think they've been deleted. Not what your after but i have a new one called Security Cam Chronicles which aint bad plenty of normal looking people at it.
Beware or big brother those camera's are watching you
Warming the Bed
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Yeah the woman are all stick thin with no lumps and bumps rolleyes If i come across any normal ones I will let you know:0)
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the videos ive made(and filmed) have been dealt with in a 2 copies way. One copy for each person(or couple)
You dont tend to show it to others in case they find out and show it to others....
or you can just light it and shoot it so that faces arent really visible..(dim light, but enough light always worked for me)
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ive got about 3 hrs or so of highlights of sessions ive had.....but with me having a GF now who would freak if she knew . i have to keep it well hidden)
would love to make more though
Sexlightened
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There's a whole genre of porn catering to your taste, try searching your favourive source for "Gonzo".

A good 'gonzo' series is Ben Dover, aka Steve Perry. Most of the women in his flicks are amateurs trying to break into porn or just supplementing student incomes, and they're mostly genuine from what I can see, although I only have 3 of his flicks. Not proper amateur, with the usual over-emphasis on anal and facials, but a nice 'halfway house' between amateur and pro. You have to put up with his gormless commentaries and patter, but the women are real women of all shapes, sizes and colours.
Of course, there's loads of amateur stuff out there, much of which is far from amateur, the term having been appropriated by the porn 'industry'. A nice independent site is Firegirls, which is a sort of workers' cooperative and fairly cheap and genuine. It's against posting policy to post links, but Google will see you right.
BTW, where the feck does the word "gonzo" come from? I always thought he was the manic drummer in the Muppets...
Mr Licks
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British Porn is best for REAL looking girls. Rob Stone Productions are good, the girls always control the scenes.
Warming the Bed
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Gonzo comes from an style of journalism adopted in the 70's by american writers like truman Capote and hunter s thompson.... now if you'll excuse i'm off to get a life!