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Quote by brucie
im in paris. ina trendy hotel. been upgraded toa 750 euro a night room. all alone.
i wonder how much teh 3 minis of grey goose vodka ive already downed will cost my client?
off to dinenr soon.
may turn on trh cam tonight when back to show you motherfuckers whata brucie hotel room looks like.
b there or b square
I'm washing me hair
:D Enjoy your evening
Sex God
His spelling is usually like that Kaz lol
Enjoy your wank!
Enjoy your wank!
Sex God
if thats all u doing in a posh hotel.....what a waste............
can wank anywhere.............
rather be out having fun.......
can wank anywhere.............
rather be out having fun.......
Quote by Kaznkev
im in paris. ina trendy hotel. been upgraded toa 750 euro a night room. all alone.
i wonder how much teh 3 minis of grey goose vodka ive already downed will cost my client?
off to dinenr soon.
may turn on trh cam tonight when back to show you motherfuckers whata brucie hotel room looks like.
b there or b square
judging by the spelling its been a hell of a lot more than 3 minitures!
Glad i am not the only prsonwho makes a fool of themselves on cam when theyve had a few
You been on the Voddy too?
:lol: :lol: :lol: 
The spacebar can be your friend 
Sex God
ROFLs @ duncan and LP! Wish I was that quick! Even my usual strategy of asking google for a sharp one liner failed.
Brucie? 750 euros? You're staying in the Princess Diana Memorial Suite at the Ritz, AICMFP! :lol:
It is probably a bit like how you and me would pay 8 euros for a coffee au terrace though, whereas yer slightly more clued up tourist would pay 4 euros to sit down inside, and yer actual parisian would pay about a quid with a croissant thrown in? I've been to Paris. Most of it's a shit-'ole! Enjoy you're wank. :P
N x x x ;)
Brucie? 750 euros? You're staying in the Princess Diana Memorial Suite at the Ritz, AICMFP! :lol:
It is probably a bit like how you and me would pay 8 euros for a coffee au terrace though, whereas yer slightly more clued up tourist would pay 4 euros to sit down inside, and yer actual parisian would pay about a quid with a croissant thrown in? I've been to Paris. Most of it's a shit-'ole! Enjoy you're wank. :P
N x x x ;)
Sex God
I'm more worried at the fact he going out wearing Fred Perry! :lol2:
:lol2: Did you manage to visit the Bois de Boulogne? Strasbourg St Denise is good for hookers as well.
Now Brucie watch out in that sauna, you know what happened the last time in Rios, transcendental tossing and such like; had you all spaced out, soul searching and navel gazing.
So we can expect you to return with beret and striped t shirt?
Now Brucie watch out in that sauna, you know what happened the last time in Rios, transcendental tossing and such like; had you all spaced out, soul searching and navel gazing.
So we can expect you to return with beret and striped t shirt?
Quote by duncanlondon
Did you manage to visit the Bois de Boulogne? Strasbourg St Denise is good for hookers as well.
Now Brucie watch out in that sauna, you know what happened the last time in Rios, transcendental tossing and such like; had you all spaced out, soul searching and navel gazing.
So we can expect you to return with beret and striped t shirt?
he'll come-too lighter a kidney this time
lp
Sex God
Quote by brucie
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when did paris become so fucking expensive. i know the euro is strong against the pound. but even at the height of the strong pound exchange rate these prices are high!
What on earth possessed you to keep posting on Swinging Heaven whilst on a trip to Paris? Paris has always been very expensive and with the £/€ being so poor it is doubly so, but goodness sake. So much to do, so much to see.......... One of the greatest cities in the world and you spend your time posting on here?..................
Sex God
Quote by poshkate
I'm more worried at the fact he going out wearing Fred Perry!
Kate I love you and your voice was in my head saying that!!!:rotflmao:
