PoshKate and Sheddy star in..............chaos in Tesco's

28 Dec 2006

Be afraid, be very very afraid :shock: as comming to an all day store near you is pished kate and Sssshhhhheeeeeeeddddddyyy confused

I'll explain as of late we have been causeing terror round our way simply by grocery shoping. Since I've started working resonable and regular hours one night a week we have found our selves going out for a nice relaxing drink or two. Pk normally has a cocktail and I grab a pint but for one reason or another it turns into a few more than one (well it is us after all lol

) After said drink we head for our local Tesco express to grab some suplies and this is where it all goes very wrong confused

Queue's in this shop are the norm but they have never seen such great 'a' ones as we cause. In we dash wobbeling all around in search of the likes of pizza and vino all is going well untill we get to the front of the queue and it is time to pay........................scratch cards cries PK we need scratch cards, so all of didsbury has to wait whilst pishedkate and ssssshhhhhhheddddddyyyy decide what scratch card we spend our money on the last instance led to one chap comeing to the till after us and proclaiming "at last" confused

Tonight was no exception I finished work PK came home earlier and got changed and out we went, the evening went well until a trip to tescos was called for :scared: in we pop with PK looking great in jeans and stiletoe boots and me in my suit. Quite the young professional couple we looked. That was untill we reached the dreaded checkout :scared:
The shop was empty and there was for once no queue biggrin

so we went to the wine fridge that is oposite the till chose what wines we wanted and turned to pay biggrin

Fook me if in our brief decision period the whole of manchester hadn't turned up to shop at our local store. So faced with the fact we had to go to the back of said queue we were not happy.........that was untill a nice but un knowing chap at the front said ooooohhhhh you can go in front of me lol

er ya sure about that we ask your not sure what you've just done we warn him.................10 minutes later the queue is much longer people are pisssed of and PK is still wandering around trying to decide what scratch cards to buy.........the situation got that bad they had to open 2 extra tills to deal with the back glog we had caused lol

So be warned.........the next time you nip out for 5 minutes to grab a pack of fags PK and sheddy may be about and it could turn into a 25 minutes shopping trip lol

28 Dec 2006

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28 Dec 2006

Jeez! I`ll start using the Tesco`s at Tiviot Dale!!! rolleyes

28 Dec 2006

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: sounds just like us when we've had a few lol

only we His won't wait in a queue any longer than 5 mins. Been a few times that it has taken us an hr to fill a trolley only to leave it at the till :cry:

28 Dec 2006

you can order from tesco's on the internet while getting sozzled lol

28 Dec 2006

I went into tesco express near me a few days after they had had an armed robbery, i spent a drunken hour browsing and then managed to offend the entire staff by saying something appalling about the robbery....i got banned but went in the next day and wasnt even recognised....i was quite disapointed.
sheddy, if you were clearly drunk why did tescos sell you wine....dont they know that its illegal? thats tescos for you i suppose....i love them

28 Dec 2006

Quote by Drewxcore
I went into tesco express near me a few days after they had had an armed robbery, i spent a drunken hour browsing and then managed to offend the entire staff by saying something appalling about the robbery....i got banned but went in the next day and wasnt even recognised....i was quite disapointed.
sheddy, if you were clearly drunk why did tescos sell you wine....dont they know that its illegal? thats tescos for you i suppose....i love them

I think that only applys to pubs and clubs and secondly you can be drunk with out it being to obvious

28 Dec 2006

Quote by felixx1416
I went into tesco express near me a few days after they had had an armed robbery, i spent a drunken hour browsing and then managed to offend the entire staff by saying something appalling about the robbery....i got banned but went in the next day and wasnt even recognised....i was quite disapointed.
sheddy, if you were clearly drunk why did tescos sell you wine....dont they know that its illegal? thats tescos for you i suppose....i love them

I think that only applys to pubs and clubs and secondly you can be drunk with out it being to obvious
I was told when i started at sainsburys (part-time!) that it was illegal to serve drunks alcahol....so perhaps the cashier thought they were just insane?

28 Dec 2006

Quote by felixx1416
... and secondly you can be drunk with out it being to obvious

tell me about it... I managed that for niegh-on ten years.... though for its entirety in Tosco's
lp

28 Dec 2006

Quote by LondonPlaything
... and secondly you can be drunk with out it being to obvious

tell me about it... I managed that for niegh-on ten years.... though for its entirety in Tosco's
lp
:laughabove:

28 Dec 2006

Quote by Drewxcore
sheddy, if you were clearly drunk why did tescos sell you wine....dont they know that its illegal? thats tescos for you i suppose....i love them

just to set the record straight........Sheddy had 3 glasses of wine and was little more than tipsy, I was driving so just had one glass of wine, the comedy of the evening was more just because we were being silly, not because either of us were drunk (trust me sheddy can drink a lot more than that and remain sober) wink

if you do believe that it is illegal to sell alcohol to one slightly tipsy person who is accompanied by a sober person, please take your dispute up with the above mentioned convienence store......... rolleyes

28 Dec 2006

Quote by poshkate

sheddy, if you were clearly drunk why did tescos sell you wine....dont they know that its illegal? thats tescos for you i suppose....i love them

just to set the record straight........Sheddy had 3 glasses of wine and was little more than tipsy, I was driving so just had one glass of wine, the comedy of the evening was more just because we were being silly, not because either of us were drunk (trust me sheddy can drink a lot more than that and remain sober) wink

if you do believe that it is illegal to sell alcohol to one slightly tipsy person who is accompanied by a sober person, please take your dispute up with the above mentioned convienence store......... rolleyes

I just expressed my love for tescos.....I've gone in there after nights out featuring £50's worth of alcohol and theyve happily sold me alcohol for the ride home.....i love thier policies, i hope they never change

28 Dec 2006

Quote by felixx1416
... and secondly you can be drunk with out it being to obvious

tell me about it... I managed that for niegh-on ten years.... though for its entirety in Tosco's
lp
:laughabove:
bugger.....
NNNoTTTTT
for it's entirety etc etc....
lp