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Quote by Theladyisaminx
Sorry Cherry
But this thread if about saying something you wouldnt normally say so here goes.
I am so bloody angry that my threat got locked last night as I thought the topic for Decussion was a good one.
I never get angry but I find it is a shame that a few spoil things for the Majority.
O well thats of my chest now.
Again sorry Cherry and all xxx
Minx
Minxy, this was exactly the kind of thing I had in mind, no apology needed
Sex God
Dearest Members,
What a wonderful idea this thread is.
Cherry, this is the best thread since the Mighty Reds last won the Premier League.
Happy swinging to you all.
From
Mike.
What a wonderful idea this thread is.
Cherry, this is the best thread since the Mighty Reds last won the Premier League.
Happy swinging to you all.
From
Mike.
Blonde's Theory Of Relativity
The Theory of Relativity, proposed by the Jewish physicist Albert Einstein (1879-1955) in the early part of the 20th century, is one of the most significant scientific advances of our time. Although the concept of relativity was not introduced by Einstein, his major contribution was the recognition that the speed of light in a vacuum is constant and an absolute physical boundary for motion. This does not have a major impact on a person's day to day life since we travel at speeds much slower than light speed. For objects traveling near light speed, however, the theory of relativity states that objects will move slower and shorten in length from the point of view of an observer on Earth. Einstein also derived the famous equation, E = mc2, which reveals the equivalence of mass and energy. When Einstein applied his theory to gravitational fields, he derived the "curved space-time continuum" which depicts the dimensions of space and time as a two-dimensional surface where massive objects create valleys and dips in the surface. This aspect of relativity explained the phenomena of light bending around the sun, predicted black holes as well as the background radiation left from the Big Bang. For his work on relativity, the photoelectric effect and blackbody radiation, Einstein received the Nobel Prize in 1921.
Theory of Relativity - Inherent Limitations
For the past century, scientists have conducted a variety of experiments to verify the implications of the Theory of Relativity as well as advance fields such as cosmology and particle physics. However, there is some question as to the ability of Einstein's Theory of Relativity to describe as many physical phenomena as has been claimed - with some scientists arguing against it entirely. Regardless, as with any other scientific theory, it is not the absolute, entire and final description of the universe. Because it is a scientific theory, it contains certain assumptions and approximations of nature and ultimately, fails to describe several phenomena altogether (i.e. electromagnetism). Unfortunately, Einstein's Theory of Relativity, much like Darwin's Theory of Evolution, has become popularized as a "scientific truth" because it offers a simplified explanation to the complexity observed in the natural universe. In fact, Einstein himself spent the rest of his life attempting to develop a Unified Theory of Physics which would combine electromagnetism with relativity. He was unsuccessful and to date, this task has not been accomplished.
Theory of Relativity - Abused and Misused
In addition to being misrepresented as an undeniable fact, the Theory of Relativity has been misapplied to areas beyond gravitational phenomena even in the scientific community. Concerning the origin of the universe, Einstein's Theory of Relativity is the basis for the Big Bang Theory, a theory postulating on the origin of the universe. Likewise, Darwin's Theory of Evolution is a theory focused on the origin of species and, ultimately, the origin of man. Yet, these two theories are often discussed as though they are two ends of a larger unified theory. In reality, they are not theories on a continuum, but separate theories describing two completely different physical phenomena.
Additionally, Einstein's Theory is intended to describe physical laws of the universe alone, not philosophy or religion or God. For instance, the Theory of Relativity and the philosophical belief of moral relativism have nothing in common except for the term relative, yet some believe them to have common meanings. Some might argue that moral relativity - the belief that truth and lies, good and evil, God or other gods are determined and validated by an individual's personality, genetics, and environmental upbringing - is a consequence of Einstein's work.
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Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
The Theory of Relativity, proposed by the Jewish physicist Albert Einstein (1879-1955) in the early part of the 20th century, is one of the most significant scientific advances of our time. Although the concept of relativity was not introduced by Einstein, his major contribution was the recognition that the speed of light in a vacuum is constant and an absolute physical boundary for motion. This does not have a major impact on a person's day to day life since we travel at speeds much slower than light speed. For objects traveling near light speed, however, the theory of relativity states that objects will move slower and shorten in length from the point of view of an observer on Earth. Einstein also derived the famous equation, E = mc2, which reveals the equivalence of mass and energy. When Einstein applied his theory to gravitational fields, he derived the "curved space-time continuum" which depicts the dimensions of space and time as a two-dimensional surface where massive objects create valleys and dips in the surface. This aspect of relativity explained the phenomena of light bending around the sun, predicted black holes as well as the background radiation left from the Big Bang. For his work on relativity, the photoelectric effect and blackbody radiation, Einstein received the Nobel Prize in 1921.
Theory of Relativity - Inherent Limitations
For the past century, scientists have conducted a variety of experiments to verify the implications of the Theory of Relativity as well as advance fields such as cosmology and particle physics. However, there is some question as to the ability of Einstein's Theory of Relativity to describe as many physical phenomena as has been claimed - with some scientists arguing against it entirely. Regardless, as with any other scientific theory, it is not the absolute, entire and final description of the universe. Because it is a scientific theory, it contains certain assumptions and approximations of nature and ultimately, fails to describe several phenomena altogether (i.e. electromagnetism). Unfortunately, Einstein's Theory of Relativity, much like Darwin's Theory of Evolution, has become popularized as a "scientific truth" because it offers a simplified explanation to the complexity observed in the natural universe. In fact, Einstein himself spent the rest of his life attempting to develop a Unified Theory of Physics which would combine electromagnetism with relativity. He was unsuccessful and to date, this task has not been accomplished.
Theory of Relativity - Abused and Misused
In addition to being misrepresented as an undeniable fact, the Theory of Relativity has been misapplied to areas beyond gravitational phenomena even in the scientific community. Concerning the origin of the universe, Einstein's Theory of Relativity is the basis for the Big Bang Theory, a theory postulating on the origin of the universe. Likewise, Darwin's Theory of Evolution is a theory focused on the origin of species and, ultimately, the origin of man. Yet, these two theories are often discussed as though they are two ends of a larger unified theory. In reality, they are not theories on a continuum, but separate theories describing two completely different physical phenomena.
Additionally, Einstein's Theory is intended to describe physical laws of the universe alone, not philosophy or religion or God. For instance, the Theory of Relativity and the philosophical belief of moral relativism have nothing in common except for the term relative, yet some believe them to have common meanings. Some might argue that moral relativity - the belief that truth and lies, good and evil, God or other gods are determined and validated by an individual's personality, genetics, and environmental upbringing - is a consequence of Einstein's work.
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Right ...... I disagree with everyone, because I can!
Why doesn't anyone answer my winks?
Why can't I find a shag in the first 30 seconds of signing in?
Why don't any of the 3 billion people I have PM'd & whispered in every chatroom .. answer me and drive 300 miles to meet me?
By the way ....... I am not really 4'1'... I just look small in photo's.
I am flouncing now & will never return .....until tomorrow at least!
The single male newbie x
Why doesn't anyone answer my winks?
Why can't I find a shag in the first 30 seconds of signing in?
Why don't any of the 3 billion people I have PM'd & whispered in every chatroom .. answer me and drive 300 miles to meet me?
By the way ....... I am not really 4'1'... I just look small in photo's.
I am flouncing now & will never return .....until tomorrow at least!
The single male newbie x
Sex God
Yay! An essay!! :giggle:
You sexy little coco pop!
You sexy little coco pop!
Sex God
You know this is not the theory that I put forward, The bloody University educated moronic scientist could not understand it.
Albert Einstein
Albert Einstein
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Quote by Dirtygirlie
No-one has written an essay yet! :giggle:
1SA
im shy...helloI found this funny so thought I would share it with you!
WHO IS JACK SCHITT
For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!' Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school
dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.
Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently
returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct them.
Sincerely,
Crock O. Schitt
what I have a schitt sence of humour! 
WHO IS JACK SCHITT
For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!' Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school
dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.
Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently
returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct them.
Sincerely,
Crock O. Schitt
what I have a schitt sence of humour! 