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Have you ever longed to leave aside the personality you usually post under, and post like someone else, just for the hell of it?
Have you ever wanted to be uncouth if you're normally errrr...couth? Or would like to see what it feels like to beat about the bush, if you're normally direct?
Ever wanted to be really dirty? Not care about spelling, grammar, for once?
I have.
So bollux to it. im not gonna spellcheck, i dont care about apostrphes, and ive not hada shag since march.
By golly that felt good! lol
Anyone else want a go?
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Wtf RU ON U DZY TRT?
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Oooh yeah i forgot about SHOUTING!
Theladyisaminx
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Quote by Cherrytree
Have you ever longed to leave aside the personality you usually post under, and post like someone else, just for the hell of it?
Have you ever wanted to be uncouth if you're normally errrr...couth? Or would like to see what it feels like to beat about the bush, if you're normally direct?
Ever wanted to be really dirty? Not care about spelling, grammar, for once?
I have.
So bollux to it. im not gonna spellcheck, i dont care about apostrphes, and ive not hada shag since march.
By golly that felt good! lol
Anyone else want a go?

I would say needs bollocks if I haden't had a shag since march! :lol:
Tan____Kinky
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rolleyes
No that doesnt work for me
yeah but no but..... innit :twisted:
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Quote by Theladyisaminx
Have you ever longed to leave aside the personality you usually post under, and post like someone else, just for the hell of it?
Have you ever wanted to be uncouth if you're normally errrr...couth? Or would like to see what it feels like to beat about the bush, if you're normally direct?
Ever wanted to be really dirty? Not care about spelling, grammar, for once?
I have.
So bollux to it. im not gonna spellcheck, i dont care about apostrphes, and ive not hada shag since march.
By golly that felt good! lol
Anyone else want a go?

I would say needs bollocks if I haden't had a shag since march! :lol:
That's the idea, Minxy! Talk in riddles! Brilliant!
Theladyisaminx
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Quote by Cherrytree
Have you ever longed to leave aside the personality you usually post under, and post like someone else, just for the hell of it?
Have you ever wanted to be uncouth if you're normally errrr...couth? Or would like to see what it feels like to beat about the bush, if you're normally direct?
Ever wanted to be really dirty? Not care about spelling, grammar, for once?
I have.
So bollux to it. im not gonna spellcheck, i dont care about apostrphes, and ive not hada shag since march.
By golly that felt good! lol
Anyone else want a go?

I would say needs bollocks if I haden't had a shag since march! :lol:
That's the idea, Minxy! Talk in riddles! Brilliant!
I can talk in puddles
I have had a shag since March!
rotflmao flipa :flipa:
Lost
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Theladyisaminx
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Quote by Lost
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rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Thats a cracker!!!
It cracked me up! lol :lol:
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Quote by Theladyisaminx
I can talk in puddles
I have had a shag since March!
rotflmao flipa :flipa:

Yes I'll give you that one. Now shush while I go back to my Mills & Boon and carrot. :twisted:
Theladyisaminx
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Quote by Cherrytree

I can talk in puddles
I have had a shag since March!
rotflmao flipa :flipa:

Yes I'll give you that one. Now shush while I go back to my Mills & Boon and carrot. :twisted:
mmmm the word is gushing wink
While I have my cucumber! lol
Tan____Kinky
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The pan fried "healthy" bowl of veg i just cooked is rather tasteless so i put some cheese on top confused
Lost marbles?
Theladyisaminx
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Quote by Theladyisaminx

I can talk in puddles
I have had a shag since March!
rotflmao flipa :flipa:

Yes I'll give you that one. Now shush while I go back to my Mills & Boon and carrot. :twisted:
mmmm the word is gushing wink
While I have my cucumber! lol
:shock: :shock: Meant hushing! honest lol
Theladyisaminx
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Quote by TanKinky
The pan fried "healthy" bowl of veg i just cooked is rather tasteless so i put some cheese on top confused
Lost marbles?

Watch yourself they might be in the veg!
We don't want any chocking no do we! wink
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Quote by Lost
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Would you now? :twisted:
Tan____Kinky
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Quote by Theladyisaminx
The pan fried "healthy" bowl of veg i just cooked is rather tasteless so i put some cheese on top confused
Lost marbles?

Watch yourself they might be in the veg!
We don't want any chocking no do we! wink
Id rather choke on a cucumber :wink:
hush now :twisted:
Theladyisaminx
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Wait until you see the name of the room tonight! wink
Lost
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Quote by Cherrytree
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Would you now? :twisted:
lol Well the thread is titled'Post like someone else thread' So I posted like my mate Bob biggrin
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Quote by Cherrytree
So bollux to it. im not gonna spellcheck, i dont care about apostrphes, and ive not hada shag since march.

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Fecking February here! grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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lol
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Quote by Bbw4umen

So bollux to it. im not gonna spellcheck, i dont care about apostrphes, and ive not hada shag since march.

wave
Fecking February here! grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
banghead
lol
Did I mention mine is March 1952?
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Quote by Cherrytree
Did I mention mine is March 1952?

rotflmao
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Look at meeeeeeeeee! wave
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If you are having trouble with the flux capacitor on your harddrive motherboard, just adjust the series 9 rayometer, not forgetting, of course to strapulate the ADSL application.
Then simply load an encryption onto the HTML, and use peer-to-peer peripherals on your trojan, and Bob's your uncle :thumbup:
Tan____Kinky
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Quote by Cherrytree
clever shite

Aha makes perfect sence
Now wheres the hammer?
confused
Missy
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Quote by Cherrytree
If you are having trouble with the flux capacitor on your harddrive motherboard, just adjust the series 9 rayometer, not forgetting, of course to strapulate the ADSL application.
Then simply load an encryption onto the HTML, and use peer-to-peer peripherals on your trojan, and Bob's your uncle :thumbup:

ermmmm.............
Tan____Kinky
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The nut boy has kidnapped my aunt cherrytree
bring her back or the hamster gets it
Peanut
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Quote by TanKinky
The nut boy has kidnapped my aunt cherrytree
bring her back or the hamster gets it

Who needs machineguns when one has Ninjas at my service.
Peanut
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Quote by Cherrytree
If you are having trouble with the flux capacitor on your harddrive motherboard, just adjust the series 9 rayometer, not forgetting, of course to strapulate the ADSL application.
Then simply load an encryption onto the HTML, and use peer-to-peer peripherals on your trojan, and Bob's your uncle :thumbup:

You do realise that I've almost bitten through my lip resisting the urge to correct all that you wrote. redface
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Quote by Peanut
If you are having trouble with the flux capacitor on your harddrive motherboard, just adjust the series 9 rayometer, not forgetting, of course to strapulate the ADSL application.
Then simply load an encryption onto the HTML, and use peer-to-peer peripherals on your trojan, and Bob's your uncle :thumbup:

You do realise that I've almost bitten through my lip resisting the urge to correct all that you wrote. redface
What??????
Ahhh yes! I see it now, I should have added, enhance the Serial port according to the terrabyte in pixelated only.
Thanks for the correction, Peanut :thumbup: