Post Picker 2006 Customer HelpLine

16 Apr 2006

If you have any problems regarding your Post Picker 2006 suggestions or are experiencing any difficulty in using the latest version of Post Picker 2006 please log your questions and queries here. A customer service assistant will reply to you shortly.
Thank you for calling.

16 Apr 2006

A problem? too bloody right I have :shock:
Your pragramme has malfunctioned. confused

I expected comments like "aww sheddy your gorgeous you don't need any make up the rugged look is in" biggrin

However all I got was untruths about me receeding hairline sad

16 Apr 2006

Quote by sheddy
A problem? too bloody right I have :shock:
Your pragramme has malfunctioned.
I expected comments like "aww sheddy your gorgeous you don't need any make up the rugged look is in"
However all I got was untruths about me receeding hairline

Your enquiry is in a queue..............
Your enquiry is in a queue..........
We value your custome......
All of our Customer Service Assistants are busy. Please try again later.........
Thank you for calling.

16 Apr 2006

Have you ever worked on customer care for a mobile phone company lol

16 Apr 2006

Post Picker 2006 HelpLine - how can I help you today baldy? smile

16 Apr 2006

Quote by PoloLady
Post Picker 2006 HelpLine - how can I help you today baldy?

:thumbup:

16 Apr 2006

I'm back again and it apears to have gone really wrong this time :eeek:
I dare not go near the thread redface

16 Apr 2006

Quote by sheddy
I'm back again and it apears to have gone really wrong this time :eeek:
I dare not go near the thread

welcome to the insomniacs club lol
shall we resurrect the GFZ shoddy? cant get into the rooms tonite and we're bored lol

16 Apr 2006

Quote by sheddy
I'm back again and it apears to have gone really wrong this time :eeek:
I dare not go near the thread

Welcome to Post Picker 2006 automated helpline.....
Our office hours are 9am to 8pm........
Should you wish to speak to a Customer HelpLine Assistant... please call during office hours.......
Main menu.......
For help upgrading to Post Picker 2006 ... press 1 now.....
For large text version ..... press 2 now......
For suggestions to prevent hair loss..... press 3 now.

16 Apr 2006

<Furious button pressing> 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 banghead

:lol2:

16 Apr 2006

I am sorry caller, you have made an error in your selection..........
please try again later...
Thank you for your custome.

17 Apr 2006

There appears to be an error with my post picker selection.
I requested photographic evidence as the post picker suggested, but so far the only pic I have is of me.
What am I doing wrong? dunno

17 Apr 2006

Good morning caller. welcome to Post Picker 2006 helpline. My name if Fanny-Anny and I will be dealing with your enquiry.
Yes, i can offer you a suggestion which may meet your requirements.
It appreas you provided your pants piccy too early. We suggest you announce you have lots more photos but will only share them once you have been provided with some pervy-pants pics to oggle at.
Thank you for calling.

17 Apr 2006

It's Monday it's opening hours, so fix the fookin thing please and don't give me that bank holiday crap as HLB got help confused

17 Apr 2006

Quote by sheddy
It's Monday it's opening hours, so fix the fookin thing please and don't give me that bank holiday crap as HLB got help

:smug:

17 Apr 2006

Quote by sheddy
It's Monday it's opening hours, so fix the fookin thing please and don't give me that bank holiday crap as HLB got help

Hello caller and welcone to the Post Picker 2006 helpline.
All of our assistants are busy at the moment....
Thank you for holding.... we will connect you as soon as an assistant becomes available....
Your custome is valued, even if you are a baldy-locks.....
Your call may be monitored for training purposes.....
I am sorry there are no assistants available - please try again later.

17 Apr 2006

...then monitor this!!!
CHANGE THE FUCKIN HOLD TUNE, GREENSLEEVES IS DOING MY HEAD IN mad