Welcome to Postie's guide to pasting Meaty.
At first glance "meat2pleaseu" or "M2PU" or even "meaty", seems harmless enough, but you are new to The Forum and you are mistaken. Within weeks you will be wanting to slap him down just like the rest of us. And here is how
Copy and paste something he says into your signature. He'll think at first you may only have accidentally stumbled upon the same wording elsewhere on the web. Until he sees your next move.
If Meaty says something, disagree with it, even if it is against your principles. No one here agrees with M2PU. Make sure you use plenty of emoticons in your reply, especially the "kick, slap and wanker" one's...
Click on his avatar, and using your cunning genius, transform it into a bouncing priest with a twitchy eyebrow! Or maybe have a little speech bubble saying what you think of him... he'll get right cross and start to twitch himself.
Failing all of the above. You could come up with a cunning plan of your own, or start copyrighting everything M2PU says...
Think you are a top fella actually meaty, but don't tell anyone !
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