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Well they seem to have been missing since before crimbo but yesterday with the help of my trusty friend Vodka and Coke i seem to have finally rediscovered my posting technique.
I'd just like to announce that i am the single handed savour of SH and therefore i should be crowned king and everyone should have images of me branded on their arses :shock: :twisted: .
I would like to thank me for being fantastic and very modest indeed,Clare for keeping me topped up with alcohol and being slightly good at sex confused ,Busty for following nearly all my early posts yeterday with a piss take smackbottom and for all the mods for agreeing to go to bed with me together and give me lots of mini mods.
BTW i am sober at the moment and can still type posts,could i be any more talented.
rolleyes FFS man BACK IN YOUR BOX NOW!!!!!! :jagsatwork: poke
And I think youll find its Botts not bots :roll: lol
Quote by Steve_Lincs
I'd just like to announce that i am the single handed savour of SH

OMG... Steve_Lincs has just found out that he is the new Pope!
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Quote by bluexxx
I'd just like to announce that i am the single handed savour of SH

OMG... Steve_Lincs has just found out that he is the new Pope!
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Marms is gonna be soooo disappointed.
Quote by bluexxx
I'd just like to announce that i am the single handed savour of SH

OMG... Steve_Lincs has just found out that he is the new Pope!
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
So i guess that means that everyone should get down on there knees then :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
ooo steve what lovely posting bots you have as well wink

You little cutie! kiss
but i think that you better shave ya legs Steve before i bend down to ya........... :shock: :shock:
Quote by Steve_Lincs
,Busty for following nearly all my early posts yeterday with a piss take smackbottom .

i try!!!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by well_busty_babe
,Busty for following nearly all my early posts yeterday with a piss take smackbottom .

i try!!!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
she just after the :smackbottom: Steve and you have just fallen for it rotflmao :rotflmao:
Quote by Debbiewebs
,Busty for following nearly all my early posts yeterday with a piss take smackbottom .

i try!!!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
she just after the :smackbottom: Steve and you have just fallen for it rotflmao :rotflmao:
She can have a spanking any time she wants as long as she gets down on her knees for me :twisted: :twisted: wink
Quote by Steve_Lincs
,Busty for following nearly all my early posts yeterday with a piss take smackbottom .

i try!!!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
she just after the :smackbottom: Steve and you have just fallen for it rotflmao :rotflmao:
She can have a spanking any time she wants as long as she gets down on her knees for me :twisted: :twisted: wink
sniff,.......... according to your mrs last night on msn.. i am getting on that much if i get down on my knees - i might not get back up!!!!!! :shock: :shock:
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by Steve_Lincs
,Busty for following nearly all my early posts yeterday with a piss take smackbottom .

i try!!!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
she just after the :smackbottom: Steve and you have just fallen for it rotflmao :rotflmao:
She can have a spanking any time she wants as long as she gets down on her knees for me :twisted: :twisted: wink
ooo you littel monster! .............tiger! :wink: here you are use me whip....just for you
but i want it back to use on you later :wink:
Quote by well_busty_babe
,Busty for following nearly all my early posts yeterday with a piss take smackbottom .

i try!!!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
she just after the :smackbottom: Steve and you have just fallen for it rotflmao :rotflmao:
She can have a spanking any time she wants as long as she gets down on her knees for me :twisted: :twisted: wink
sniff,.......... according to your mrs last night on msn.. i am getting on that much if i get down on my knees - i might not get back up!!!!!! :shock: :shock:
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:rotflmao: now you no why i like subs... so they get on there knees and not mine! biggrin
yet anouther thing you have to watch out for at your age Busty :rotflmao:
Quote by Steve_Lincs
I'd just like to announce that i am the single handed savour of SH and therefore i should be crowned king and everyone should have images of me branded on their arses :shock: :twisted:
.

The image is already there Steve...........hopefully I can get in the doctors tomorrow to get it lanced :shock: wink
Quote by davej
I'd just like to announce that i am the single handed savour of SH and therefore i should be crowned king and everyone should have images of me branded on their arses :shock: :twisted:
.

The image is already there Steve...........hopefully I can get in the doctors tomorrow to get it lanced :shock: wink
He won't do it,its become law now that everyone in the world has to have my image branded on their police will soon begin scanning arses to check that people have had it done and not removed.
Quote by Steve_Lincs
I'd just like to announce that i am the single handed savour of SH and therefore i should be crowned king and everyone should have images of me branded on their arses :shock: :twisted: .

:shock: Christ! My arse looks bad enough as it is thank you very much :shock: wink :grin:
Tracy-Jayne
redhot that little devils tail does it for me,
oooppsss looking at ur arse again.
MikeC
Quote by MikeC
redhot that little devils tail does it for me,
oooppsss looking at ur arse again.
MikeC

Caught me looking too Red. But that tail. :taz: Just brings out the beast in me.
John
wink
hello all..newbie here,but thought i would show my ass...regards to all!