Being a bit of a twat at MOST times, in the comic sense, I thought it good to confess one I did a few years ago.
I worked for over 6 years in a factory, and sharing lunch, which we did from lunchboxes, we had a guy who only EVER had two slices of bread and 4 boiled eggs a day ( pre edwena curry days here? ). It was a real pain in the summer, boiled eggs smell as you know, and he would NOT swap it for anything else no matter how much we prompted him. One day i swapped a cooked one for a raw one. he used to break then on his knee, and sure enough, he eventually got a knee full of goo! He swore prefusely and we all laughed. Anyhows, for AGES I would occasionally swap the odd one or two sometimes just to get a laugh, and he used to go ballistic. He eventually brought in a letter from the local egg farm, to show us the cheek of the farmer, who had belittled his own letter asking about what he fed the hens, because the eggs were not boiling after 10 minutes sometimes! He had asked if the like checked the shell thickness and density of the yokes and had a boiling testing department...the farmer obviously thought he was taking the piss, and wrote some classic lines, but the joke went on for ages with the hard/soft eggs and he NEVER caught on...
I know i am a sad git...but some people just ask for it? I have more, but thought some of you would like to confess?
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Practical Jokes...a confession...?
hi there rocky...
here's my practical joke i have used a few times....
I would wait until a male of the species had fallen asleep from drinking far too much beer/babysham, get a bowl of luke warm water and place in it the hand that he uses to hold his willy when urinating. All of a sudden.....BINGO...... the poor bloke will urinate all over himself and what ever he is lying on.... it has caused much mirth and hilarity!!!!
well i found it funny even if they didn't.....
love soph and nige(who did not participate)
here's my practical joke i have used a few times....
I would wait until a male of the species had fallen asleep from drinking far too much beer/babysham, get a bowl of luke warm water and place in it the hand that he uses to hold his willy when urinating. All of a sudden.....BINGO...... the poor bloke will urinate all over himself and what ever he is lying on.... it has caused much mirth and hilarity!!!!
well i found it funny even if they didn't.....
love soph and nige(who did not participate)
