I was having a pleasant stroll in the high street earlier on when I was approached by a gentleman in a neat suit who asked me if I had renounced the devil. I threw him momentarily when I said I had and that I'd also renounced his mate JC. Of course, that was a mistake and was immediatley reeled in.
It was all very friendly and I made my excuses and left after a few minutes of doctrinal banter and a parting leaflet, but it got me thinking that there is something a bit odd about people who feel the need to proselytyse their religious beliefs in public.
I mean, imagine if people started preaching about other aspects of their lives. It could lead to all kinds of interesting encounters. For example, I can envisage being accosted in the street by anglers who handed out live bait and persuaded you to turn up at the local river at 6am; train spotters inviting you to join them at the end of the platform at on Sunday as the 045 class loco will be hauling the express to Exeter; or SH with a small pitch outside Woolies handing out leaflets to passersby!
Personally, I find preaching in the street a bloody cheek.
Im a total atheist but I don't choose to accost people going about their business, and tell them the error of their ways!
I don't mind the ones that will have a reasonable, calm conversation - I mean the ones who shout, have placards and tell me what a sinner I am.
Bloody cheek!
tell you what... Oxford Street is a sadder place for the loss of the old *end of the world is nigh* guy who used to patrol and preach near the tube station... he was virtually a national institution...
more meat means more passion
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was also another ofthe signs he carted around on his perilous sandwichboard frame construction...
I believe hemeant it as a bad thing... though Im sure several passers-by a day would have run straight for the nearest Wimpy, for a table service burger and chips, on a china plate...propper cutlery and all that... for I believe the Mac stuff was a rarer thing in the capitol in those days... have I digressed?
at college once...most probably during one of thosereally important times of the college week... *twixt campus and Elephant, the local dive* I was accosted by one of said proseleysers..>>???<< expounding the joys of the church, his god, and the community there-in... you know the sort.. or rather this sort anyway... rather spookie, overcoat on a hot day.. hunched etc etc...
im not sure my responce, though Im sure I was polite... honest...
the upshot was that I was told, repeatedly, and at increasing volume as I attempted to move awayyy from the nutter, move awayyyy from the nutter that i was going to, and I quote:
BURN in HELLLLllll, F*CKER!
all in all, a good day... job done!
and whilst Im here,
can I interest anyone in a leaflet?....
no?
no-one?
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Sometime ago I watch a Jesuit Brother set-up a cheap telescope on a street corner. Then he invited young folk to look at the stars. Two things jumped to mind;
is the city the best place to look at stars, and
what is he after.
It turned out that he had been doing this for years. All he wanted was to make kids think. At least one went on to join NASA.
Good or Bad? On balance good I think.
PS If the kid showed interest, the scope was his.
Freedom of speech is a wonderful thing. Many good causes have been started by people 'preaching' in the street and been mocked by passersby.
I would assume the anti-slavery lobby started on street corners.
The man protesting to war in parliment square.
Of course, this right is extended not just to people/things we approve of but to everyone. This is the price we pay of living in a 'free' society. Please be on guard against those who would erode our civil liberties.
I went on a shopping trip a couple of weeks ago. Had 2 carriers from Anne Summers, 1 from La Senza, and a few others, and was innocently looking for somewhere to sit for a beer.
All of a sudden a bloke jumps out at me - 'do you renounce your sins, do you look to god as your saviour?' through a megaphone.
'I dont think so, does god allow me to use these?' (holding the Anne Summers bag up)
'God only believes in pleasure between a man and his wife'
'oh, so he doesnt mind if I'm between said man and wife. Wearing these?' (holding up La Senza bag)
'you are evil, but if you repent now, god will forgive you.'
'so I'll have to take all these back? and stop sleeping with women? Nah, not worth it, I'll be dead anyway!!!'
Leaving guy foaming at the mouth at my sins!!