After reading Carrie Anns thread about being nervous and embarassed about being bi curoius I got inspired to start a problem page.
We've had plenty of Dear Deidre's lately and a lot of good advice given by forum users. So anyone out there that has a problem or needs some kind of advice regarding swinging or anything assocciated with swinging this is the place to write it down.
I can think of plenty of people out there that would make a good agony aunt or uncle - Judy tv springs to mind.
This being my first ever thread in the forum I am a bit nervous about it becoming the biggest disaster since the Millenium Dome so please dont let me down guys - please! :doh:
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Sex God
If you have a problem, if no-one else can help, and if you can find them..... maybe you can hire.... The A-Team 
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Sorry, couldn't resist
8-) 8-) 8-) Sorry, couldn't resist
Orgasminator
Problems, What problems!!!
My only problem is finding enough time for the Internet never mind dogging since I have started my new job.
I seem to be bringing work home with me.
TS
My only problem is finding enough time for the Internet never mind dogging since I have started my new job.
I seem to be bringing work home with me.
TS
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This being my first ever thread in the forum I am a bit nervous about it becoming the biggest disaster since the Millenium Dome so please dont let me down guys - please! :doh:
Well - I sort of thought that davej was the completely unofficial deputy agony uncle - so please be careful in case he starts reading this thread - he may start posting on it and then you will really be Domed.
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Oh yes truely the Rolls Royce of toasters - 4 times the price of normal toaster and does not pop up when toast it ready.
Wonderful stuff - I keep mine next to my Gaggia - which is why I cannot afford a cooker!
MOds, ban this woman
she is talking food equipment porn
there must be a rule against
I lust after a Gaggia
CQ you are a kitchen harlot, there was no need to subject me to that :twisted:
Gilbert
Quote by roger743
Okay, I've got a question... what's the best way to dispose of a dead body? :shock:
Under no circumstances try to toast them - even a Dualit would be unable to cope with this problem!
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Serious question: when shaving, how can I get the left and right sideburns to look reasonably similar? I usually end up with one a lot bigger than the other...
Amazing new invention for you called M - I - R - R -O - R
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Amazing new invention for you called M - I - R - R -O - R
They're on different sides of my head so I can only see one at a time.
Okay I accept that could be a bit tricky and to be honest I generally shave all my facial hair off so I can't really help you. But you must admit the dead body toaster advice was sound enough
: Well some of you know who I am and where I am coming from (only a few it has to be said) I can assure the person that does know me that help is a two way thing I choose my friends carefully, I see in this person the chance for us to be there for each other and I will be there. I promise I might be late getting there but I will be there. My friends are special to me and not just because your very sexy :twisted: (sorry could not help that) seriously your wonderful and I wont forget it ever...........
OneoftheDamned I love your ability to get thoughts from your head and into text without losing the meaning. I am prone to things not sounding the way I had intended and for that reason often misunderstood.
Please bear that in mind when reading this!
OneoftheDamned, you are a very dear and true friend. We havent been chatting for very long but already I can see what a nice, caring person you are and you are always there - day or night. Please dont worry that I'm going to get bored with you. Yes, I have very few friends but the friends I do have I keep very close to me and only a select few I allow into my life the way I have you.
I have seen on a few occasions you have placed a thread or a reply in the forum yet you have never named us incase you embarrass us. Please dont go worrying about that, there is no way I would feel embarrassed to be known as a friend of yours.
Take care xxx
Please bear that in mind when reading this!
OneoftheDamned, you are a very dear and true friend. We havent been chatting for very long but already I can see what a nice, caring person you are and you are always there - day or night. Please dont worry that I'm going to get bored with you. Yes, I have very few friends but the friends I do have I keep very close to me and only a select few I allow into my life the way I have you.
I have seen on a few occasions you have placed a thread or a reply in the forum yet you have never named us incase you embarrass us. Please dont go worrying about that, there is no way I would feel embarrassed to be known as a friend of yours.
Take care xxx
Sex God
Quote by roger743
Okay, I've got a question... what's the best way to dispose of a dead body? :shock:
Serious question: when shaving, how can I get the left and right sideburns to look reasonably similar? I usually end up with one a lot bigger than the other...
Roger I know what you mean, it is difficult however I have found that wearing my sunglasses whilst shaving helps as the glasses arms, act as a true guide.
Sex God
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Actually I hope he does come in here - I've got a present for him
Ahh thankyou Celticq just the very thing and from what you and Jags have said, it seems that this appliance comes fully recommended. I will be going out to buy a real one next week
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Actually I hope he does come in here - I've got a present for him
Ahh thankyou Celticq just the very thing and from what you and Jags have said, it seems that this appliance comes fully recommended. I will be going out to buy a real one next week
Errrrr Dave.. It's not a radio you know
Paul
Sex God
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Errrrr Dave.. It's not a radio you know
Paul
Thanks for the pointer Fun, but i am aware of this fact. Celticq spotted that I was having trouble with my toaster in another thread (more truth in that than you would believe) and kindly offered a solution.
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Errrrr Dave.. It's not a radio you know
Paul
Thanks for the pointer Fun, but i am aware of this fact. Celticq spotted that I was having trouble with my toaster in another thread (more truth in that than you would believe) and kindly offered a solution.
No problems Dave - just did not want you to embarass yourself...
Paul
Quote by roger743
Okay, I've got a question... what's the best way to dispose of a dead body? :shock:
Don't bury it under your patio.. that one's already been done!!!
Come to think of it,, take it to a funeral directors and they'll help you decide... either to inter or cremate!!!
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Serious question: when shaving, how can I get the left and right sideburns to look reasonably similar? I usually end up with one a lot bigger than the other... :(
Get a black marker pen and nail it to the wall at the lvl you would like to shave your sideys to!!! place your face against the said marker and turn 360... the line that is left on your head should be level and you can cut your sideys to it!!! however do not use permanent marker cos you'll look like a wank Adam Ant!! and do not shave the hair below the line on the back of your head cos you'll look a tw*t! :lol2: :lol2:
