Probs with mail

2 Apr 2006

Mike48, I did get your message earlier today and replied. Did you get the reply? It is showing as read in my sent items.
Also check that the people the messages have been 'redirected' to are not on your 'friends' list and that you have not accidentily clicked on that before you sent the pm (I know I have done it in the past) wink

2 Apr 2006

mines ok

2 Apr 2006

Was that the one liner and the cock shot????????????

2 Apr 2006

Mike48 ................. i think ......................
You should have gone to specsavers :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

2 Apr 2006

Quote by mike48
Mike48 ................. i think ......................
You should have gone to specsavers :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Couldn't resist could ya
:fuckinghell: :jagsatwork: smackbottom

:giggle:
It was this new avatar of yours that gave me the clue :giggle:

Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

2 Apr 2006

Quote by mike48
Why me Lord why me ?

:giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

2 Apr 2006

Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Mike48, I did get your message earlier today and replied. Did you get the reply? It is showing as read in my sent items.
Also check that the people the messages have been 'redirected' to are not on your 'friends' list and that you have not accidentily clicked on that before you sent the pm (I know I have done it in the past)

You have friends??? :evil2:
bolt

:bolt:

2 Apr 2006

Quote by Marcuso
Mike48, I did get your message earlier today and replied. Did you get the reply? It is showing as read in my sent items.
Also check that the people the messages have been 'redirected' to are not on your 'friends' list and that you have not accidentily clicked on that before you sent the pm (I know I have done it in the past)

You have friends??? :evil2:
bolt

:bolt:
My dear Mr Marcuso, I used to think you were a very, very nice man, now I realise you are just after a smackbottom

Now bend over and take it like a man (and get yourself out of my favourites) :wink: :wink: :wink:

2 Apr 2006

Hi Guys !
I got all excited, thinking I had an invite to a Munch only to find I've been pm'd by mistake ! sad

:( :( :(
If anyone is missing a reply, let me know and I forward it on, failing that i'll delete it.
( oh and where is the cock shot you promised me ??!! lol

)

2 Apr 2006

Quote by hisandhers
Hi Guys !
I got all excited, thinking I had an invite to a Munch only to find I've been pm'd by mistake ! :( :( :(
If anyone is missing a reply, let me know and I forward it on, failing that i'll delete it.
( oh and where is the cock shot you promised me ??!! )

Didn't think you sent invites out to munch's dunno

Don't people invite themselves :dunno:
I was just pulling his leg ! ?

2 Apr 2006

Quote by mike48
I was just pulling his leg ! ?

Psst Lads (that wasn't what she said she wanted to pull) wink

Pull it !!??? :shock: :shock: :shock: I thought I was supposed to blow on it !
No wonder I can't get a fella ! biggrin

:wink:

2 Apr 2006

Quote by mike48
Psst Lads (that wasn't what she said she wanted to pull)

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
But how do you know if that pm was meant for you
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

2 Apr 2006

Quote by mike48
I was just pulling his leg ! ?

Psst Lads (that wasn't what she said she wanted to pull) wink

Pull it !!??? :shock: :shock: :shock: I thought I was supposed to blow on it !
No wonder I can't get a fella ! biggrin

:wink:

2 Apr 2006

:cry:
I never had, yesterday or any other day for that matter, trouble with my pm's/e-mail.
I never get any lol

Phredd :love:
now I will gets loads after saying that

2 Apr 2006

Only a lttle one !!! lol

:lol: :lol:
Pre- relationship agreement
The party of the first part (herein referred to as â€œheâ€) being of sound mind and pretty good body, agrees to the following with the party of the second part (herein referred to as â€œsheâ€):
1: FULL DISCLOSURE
1.1 At the commencement of said relationship (colloquially referred to as the first date) each party agrees to fully disclose any:
(1) current girl/boyfriends
(2) dependant children
(3) bizarre religious beliefs
(4) phobias and fears
(5) social diseases
(6) strange political affiliations
(7) currently active relationships with anyone else
1.2 Further, each party agrees to make known any deep-seated complexes and /or fanatical obsessions with pets ,careers, and/or organised sports.
1.3 Failure to make the disclosures in this clause will result in the immediate termination of said relationship before it has a chance to get anywhere.
2. INDEMNIFICATION OF FRIENDS
2.1 Both parties agree to hold the person who arranged the liaison (the matchmaker) blameless in the event the â€œFix-Upâ€ turns out to be a real loser.
3. DEFINITION OF RELATIONSHIP
3.1 Should said relationship pass first date, both parties agree to use the followinf terminology in describing their said â€œdatingâ€:
(1)For the first thirty (30) days both parties consent to say they are â€œgoing outâ€ .
( This neither implies nor states any guarantee of exclusivity.
(2)Following the first thirty (30) days both parties may say they are â€œseeing somebody
(3) Sixty (60) days following the commencement of the first date, either member may elect to use the terms "girl/boyfriend" or "lover" and their mutual acquaintances may refer to them as "a couple".
3.2 Under no circumstances are the phrases "my better half," "the little woman", "the old ball and chain," or "my old man/lady" acceptable.
3.3 If both parties consent, this timetable may be sped up PROVIDED THAT if either party "gets too serious" and disregards this schedule, the other party may dissolve the relationship on the grounds of "moving too fast" and may once again be said to be "on the market."
4. TERMS OF EXCLUSIVITY
4.1 For the first thirty (30) days, both parties agree not to ask questions about the other party's whereabouts on weekends, weeknights, or over long holiday periods. No unreasonable demands or expectations will be made; "rights" or "holds" on the other party's time.
4.2 Following the first six weeks or forty-five (45) days, if one party continues to be "missing in action" the "wounded party" agrees to "give up".
5. DATING ETIQUETTE
5.1 For the first thirty (30) days, both parties agree:
*to be overly considerate of the other party's work pressures, schedules, and business ambitions;
â€¢that all dates will be made at least twenty-four (24) hours in advance;
â€¢that there will be no "running off in the middle of the night to console an old
girl/boyfriend"
â€¢to strike the phrase "but he/she needs me" from their vocabularies.
5.2 Further, during the first six- (6) weeks each member of said relationship agrees to attempt one spontaneous home-cooked meal or to arrange the delivery of at least one unexpected bouquet of flowers.
5.3 Following the first forty-five (45) days, both parties will return to their normal personalities.
5.4 Either party must not insist that the other stop at a particular ATM en route (while on a date) so that they would save the Â£1-2 fee for using another ATM other than his/her own bank. This is viewed as cheap and could possibly pass over into areas of the relationship which a person of good upbringing is unaccustomed to and will quickly tire of.
Simple really! Form an orderly queue boys!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

2 Apr 2006

Quote by Velvet Lips

oh well, thats me out then