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Guys, do me a massive favour. Have a look at my profile and give me some feedback on what you like/don't like?
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Sex God
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In my opinion mate, and it's just mine, but it is a little bit like the type of stuff a Greek or Turkish waiter would say in order to get into some 40 something newly divorced lady on her holiday!
BUT........it isn't me that you are trying to attract as I'm a heterosexual male in his early 30's, so maybe for the group type you are looking to attract it might well work?
Some may see it as quite erotic or romantic, some might say it is a bit "greasey", however, the most important thing is this, if it is truly who, or how you are, the people who reply will be compatible with you and therefore you will have better quality meets.
There are far too many people on here giving a false account of themselves to get a "quick shag" or meet people under false intentions, so I'll say this. It doesn't really matter what other people think as long as you like it, it is a true reflection of you and you get people interested in who you are.
Good Luck!
BUT........it isn't me that you are trying to attract as I'm a heterosexual male in his early 30's, so maybe for the group type you are looking to attract it might well work?
Some may see it as quite erotic or romantic, some might say it is a bit "greasey", however, the most important thing is this, if it is truly who, or how you are, the people who reply will be compatible with you and therefore you will have better quality meets.
There are far too many people on here giving a false account of themselves to get a "quick shag" or meet people under false intentions, so I'll say this. It doesn't really matter what other people think as long as you like it, it is a true reflection of you and you get people interested in who you are.
Good Luck!
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To be honest it sounds like an erotic novel. 
In fairness as has been said already....so many false profiles and to be honest liars on here but...if it is true then go for it. A lot of women may find what you have written very erotic, and if it helps to make your profile stand out, then good luck to you matey.
In fairness as has been said already....so many false profiles and to be honest liars on here but...if it is true then go for it. A lot of women may find what you have written very erotic, and if it helps to make your profile stand out, then good luck to you matey.
Sex God
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can't say i found it erotic as such but it did think it was well written and gives me a good insight to you as a person and even if you were not quite what i was looking for i would definately contact you over 95% of the other single guy profiles on here
i was telling a new guy on here just yesterday that a well written profile giving peeps some insight into your character makes all the difference to wether or not you get that meet
actually i wouldn't mind so much but he asked my help i spent ages typing out everything i thought would help send him in the right direction for some fab meets n the little toad didn't even mail back n say thankyou bloody young uns glad i said no ty now sorry rant over needed to vent lol
i would say you are definately on the right track with ya profile
happy swinging
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i was telling a new guy on here just yesterday that a well written profile giving peeps some insight into your character makes all the difference to wether or not you get that meet
actually i wouldn't mind so much but he asked my help i spent ages typing out everything i thought would help send him in the right direction for some fab meets n the little toad didn't even mail back n say thankyou bloody young uns glad i said no ty now sorry rant over needed to vent lol
i would say you are definately on the right track with ya profile
happy swinging
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Sex God
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Sorry its a bit too cheesy for me .... I like profiles to be straight to the point with enough info to give me an insight into who you are and what you like.
Each to their own but I was bored half way through the first paragraph. But that is me and I dont want to be woo'd with words, I want to meet and fuck!! As I said ... each to their own. Sure some women would love it.
At least you wrote something though which is more than most single guys and lots of couples do!!
Photograph could be a little clearer too???
Sorry, you did ask
Each to their own but I was bored half way through the first paragraph. But that is me and I dont want to be woo'd with words, I want to meet and fuck!! As I said ... each to their own. Sure some women would love it.
At least you wrote something though which is more than most single guys and lots of couples do!!
Photograph could be a little clearer too???
Sorry, you did ask
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Want some cock fun? :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol:
Sex God
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Oh my. Oh my, oh my, oh my. If you make love like you write, then do let me know when you'll be in Wiltshire...
Oh my, oh my, oh my...
Sappho wanders off, humming wistfully, hoping for a quiet little moment with the pocket pleaser
Oh my, oh my, oh my...
Sappho wanders off, humming wistfully, hoping for a quiet little moment with the pocket pleaser
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I like it.
Sex God
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Quote by kentswingers777
Want some cock fun?
You offering? :twisted:
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Quote by Funlovers2009
Want some cock fun?
You offering? :twisted:
My cock is always available to you fun....can ya handle it?
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Guys I thank you for your input, I appreciate your thoughts. I may make a few minor tweeks but, taking on board the comments about honesty, am not going to change it too much as that is generally who I am. For those who like it, thank you for your compliments. For those who don't like it, I thank you for your honest opinion. 
Orgasminator
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we were gonna point you in the direction of other similar posts and to the advise contained in those ....
BUT
you don't need it
your profile is thoughtful, well written and composed
tantilising enough to be of interest to most genuine thrill seekers
long enough to show you actually care about how people perceive you
all in all it's deffo one of the best sngl guy profiles on this (or any other) site
best of luck
laff n chilli
ps - more in the way of CLEAR pics could be in order
BUT
you don't need it
your profile is thoughtful, well written and composed
tantilising enough to be of interest to most genuine thrill seekers
long enough to show you actually care about how people perceive you
all in all it's deffo one of the best sngl guy profiles on this (or any other) site
best of luck
laff n chilli
ps - more in the way of CLEAR pics could be in order
Sex God
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Quote by kentswingers777
Want some cock fun?
You offering? :twisted:
My cock is always available to you fun....can ya handle it?
Careful I dont break you, old man!! :twisted:
Sex God
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Only one small thing that irked me.......you state you are bi-curious but in the looking section you are after straight couples only. But apart from that small thing........very good.
I didn't find it cheesy, so it shows that you'll please some but not others. You have decided what type you are after. I would suggest reading those that liked it and compare their profiles against those that didn't. This way you dedicate your time replying to the profile types that did like it.
Dave_Notts
I didn't find it cheesy, so it shows that you'll please some but not others. You have decided what type you are after. I would suggest reading those that liked it and compare their profiles against those that didn't. This way you dedicate your time replying to the profile types that did like it.
Dave_Notts
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Quote by Funlovers2009
Want some cock fun?
You offering? :twisted:
My cock is always available to you fun....can ya handle it?
Careful I dont break you, old man!! :twisted:
Ya cheeky cow. :wink:
Sex God
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Quote by kentswingers777
Want some cock fun?
You offering? :twisted:
My cock is always available to you fun....can ya handle it?
Careful I dont break you, old man!! :twisted:
Ya cheeky cow. :wink:
will you 2 just get a room
oh hang on wat am i saying i won't be able to watch then stay here and i'll pull up a seat :grin:
Sex God
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But did he ask for Brucie?
What have you done now then?
What have you done now then?
Sex God
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who deleted my post? i didnt say anything that hasnt been said? he DID ask for honesty.
He asked for honesty not scathing personal attacks......Anyone else would have had a stern warning for writing what you did.....
Sex God
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But did he ask for Brucie?
What have you done now then?
nothing. i just said
Diet has nothing to do with it, He asked for profile help not for personal remarks!
I like his profile, it is well written and it doesn't have the close up cock pics single blokes like to have!
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nothing. i just said
Mod edit: Personal attacks will not be tolerated. Please refrain from from posting them on the public forum
He was as far as I am aware talking about what he had written, not what he looked like.
I and am sure many others would love for you to post a picture of yourself on your profile, the piss taking I am sure would be huge.
Who wants to see a picture of Brucie?
Sex God
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Please can this go back on topic regarding the OP's original request.
Brucie you have a pm.
Brucie you have a pm.
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It very well written and the tone is excellent. A few points though:
1) You state you are with someone but you imply that it is only you that is looking. For some couples that is not an issue. However for a couple like us, it is a big issue as we do not want any drama nor do we want to try to schedule something with you only to have you change it because of other commitments. The point being made is given your relationship status it may be an issue for some couples.
2) Another issue is you are not very clear about the type of couple you want to meet and what you are looking for from meeting a couple. I can understand by being vague the hope is that you will get many replies and then begin defining the type of couple you want to meet. Reality is if a couple does not understand want you are wanting from them meeting them much more difficult. A couple, like us, want to know what you are wanting from meeting us because as a couple we do have a choice. We would rather know upfront what you expect than trying to draw out your expectations.
3) If there is one point you can take away from this is try to be a bit more specific regarding your needs and expectations.
1) You state you are with someone but you imply that it is only you that is looking. For some couples that is not an issue. However for a couple like us, it is a big issue as we do not want any drama nor do we want to try to schedule something with you only to have you change it because of other commitments. The point being made is given your relationship status it may be an issue for some couples.
2) Another issue is you are not very clear about the type of couple you want to meet and what you are looking for from meeting a couple. I can understand by being vague the hope is that you will get many replies and then begin defining the type of couple you want to meet. Reality is if a couple does not understand want you are wanting from them meeting them much more difficult. A couple, like us, want to know what you are wanting from meeting us because as a couple we do have a choice. We would rather know upfront what you expect than trying to draw out your expectations.
3) If there is one point you can take away from this is try to be a bit more specific regarding your needs and expectations.
Sex God
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But did he ask for Brucie?
What have you done now then?
nothing. i just said
maybe it is in your opinion but i bet a pound to a pinch of shit that from the forum user peeps more women would shag him over you any day dear brucie no matter how big a sex god you areits much more about attitude than it is about looks and sadly your attitude can more often than not leave a lot to be desired
makes me glad to be a fattie means you'll never look twice in my direction :happy:
Sex God
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Just for clarity. I have editted a post that was a personal attack. As people had quoted this I had to edit all posts that had quoted it. If anybody has an opinion on whether it should have been edited then contact me through my PM box.
Dave_Notts
Dave_Notts
Sex God
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Nice profile.
Clearly you have taken time to think hard about the way you want to portray yourself and how you want to appear to others.
Your not our 'type' but we wouldn't dismiss you out of hand for making silly errors, lol.
Clearly you have taken time to think hard about the way you want to portray yourself and how you want to appear to others.
Your not our 'type' but we wouldn't dismiss you out of hand for making silly errors, lol.
Sex God
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This is beginning to turn into a Brucie Help page.
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Who wants to see a picture of Brucie?
Been there, done that, got the jigsaw ... and open to bribes...
I like the profile.. and bikes! brucie is OK too... when he's nice that is!
Yours, Bioke, bored at Heathrow - if you can find me brucie, you can have me
