profiles

9 Aug 2006

i have only been on here for a cpl of months but how the hell do some of the profiles get passed on here when all they have on them is n/a for answers when others take the time to write a profile out..saw 1 profile haf 11 pics on all of his at diff angles wtf is that all bout ...feel better now ive had my moan.... biggrin

9 Aug 2006

It's all so reveiling if not very informative. What some one says about themselves shows what they think is important.
If a man just photographs his cock what does that say about him?? :shock:
There's no doubt you have to become an amatuer psycogist to understand what's going on but that's the fun. I think lol

:lol:

9 Aug 2006

very true but i personally would rather see a chest pic or a nice bum pic lol

9 Aug 2006

Quote by scorpiolady1
i have only been on here for a cpl of months but how the hell do some of the profiles get passed on here when all they have on them is n/a for answers when others take the time to write a profile out..saw 1 profile haf 11 pics on all of his at diff angles wtf is that all bout ...feel better now ive had my moan....

Some of us don't want to reveal too many details about ourselves for personal reasons. Completing one's profile is not compulsory. If someone wanted to know more about us, they are welcome to ask via pm. Even then, the information would be on a 'need to know' basis.
I do see your point about cock shots though - a nice torso or bum shot is much nicer.

9 Aug 2006

Lots of chat about cock shots and cock size recently. Some women specify a minimum size but how do you prove your credentials with out a pic?

9 Aug 2006

Quote by keeno
Lots of chat about cock shots and cock size recently. Some women specify a minimum size but how do you prove your credentials with out a pic?

You can't, but maybe in that circumstance a pic could be emailed, rather than the profile having a pic of it from many angles.
Some people have been known to post pictures of body parts that aren't their own too, so the only real 'proof' is to see it in the flesh, I suppose.

9 Aug 2006

Quote by keeno
Lots of chat about cock shots and cock size recently. Some women specify a minimum size but how do you prove your credentials with out a pic?

I don't think people have a problem with c*ck shots, IMHO I think they are to be kept in either the gallery or the private gallery, that way people who request them can see them, but everyone else isn't greeted with a "hello this is my c*ck" picture as soon as they click on your profile.

9 Aug 2006

I've a hard enough time getting a decent (and it still isn't) face ic up, let alone pics of anywhere else...

9 Aug 2006

Quote by Kiss_Me
I don't think people have a problem with c*ck shots, IMHO I think they are to be kept in either the gallery or the private gallery, that way people who request them can see them, but everyone else isn't greeted with a "hello this is my c*ck" picture as soon as they click on your profile.

Quite so - I certainly wouldn't want someone who'd just looked me up to be to subjected to a close-up of my member...!!
If they subsequently *ask* for that sort of thing, then that's a different matter entirely...!
wink

:twisted:

9 Aug 2006

Quote by Gryphon

I don't think people have a problem with c*ck shots, IMHO I think they are to be kept in either the gallery or the private gallery, that way people who request them can see them, but everyone else isn't greeted with a "hello this is my c*ck" picture as soon as they click on your profile.

Quite so - I certainly wouldn't want someone who'd just looked me up to be to subjected to a close-up of my member...!!
If they subsequently *ask* for that sort of thing, then that's a different matter entirely...!
wink

:twisted:

I didn't mean to sound sexist either... I also feel the same about lady gardens!
:wink:

9 Aug 2006

LOL!

Personally, I guess I'd be a little less inclined to be bothered about those sort of pics (never one to complain, y'know...? wink

) but, in fairness, I agree. There is a place for something like that in the profile if that's what people want to do but no reason why the majority couldn't be in a gallery.
biggrin

9 Aug 2006

Quote by keeno
Lots of chat about cock shots and cock size recently. Some women specify a minimum size but how do you prove your credentials with out a pic?

nothing wrong with cock shots.....but nothing original there though......how do you make your pics stand out from the other cock shots is what needs to be addressed.

9 Aug 2006

Can it do tricks? Does it juggle? Can you make it roll over or sit up and beg?
If not, tie a ribbon around it.
Maybe some glitter...? wink

9 Aug 2006

How about a wig and glasses. They could do impressions.
Tonight Matthew my cock will be Groucho Marxs!!
Maybe a competion could be arranged for the most talented cock. We could have our own X-Factor. :crazy:

9 Aug 2006

Quote by scorpiolady1
very true but i personally would rather see a chest pic or a nice bum pic lol

scorpy darling you only need to ask.. betterer still you can always see mine in the flesh :rascal:

9 Aug 2006

Quote by Gryphon
Can it do tricks? Does it juggle? Can you make it roll over or sit up and beg?
If not, tie a ribbon around it.
Maybe some glitter...?

Would this not involve having some control over the little mite? In my experience (which I'll admit isn't limited redface

most men have no control at all over it. Am I wrong?
H.x

9 Aug 2006

Quote by redpantherman
very true but i personally would rather see a chest pic or a nice bum pic lol

scorpy darling you only need to ask.. betterer still you can always see mine in the flesh :rascal:
Me finks that Red may be a bit too busy at the mo.... are you trying to nick my job or sumfin? smackbottom

9 Aug 2006

Quote by H-x
Can it do tricks? Does it juggle? Can you make it roll over or sit up and beg?
If not, tie a ribbon around it.
Maybe some glitter...?

Would this not involve having some control over the little mite? In my experience (which I'll admit isn't limited redface

most men have no control at all over it. Am I wrong?
H.x
Mine sometimes does a little dance, or waves when he sees something he likes :grin:

9 Aug 2006

Quote by H-x
Can it do tricks? Does it juggle? Can you make it roll over or sit up and beg?
If not, tie a ribbon around it.
Maybe some glitter...?

Would this not involve having some control over the little mite? In my experience (which I'll admit isn't limited redface

most men have no control at all over it. Am I wrong?
H.x
It's usually the other way round with the cock controlling the man.
Mine does a neat yul Brynner impersonation biggrin

9 Aug 2006

Quote by dambuster
Can it do tricks? Does it juggle? Can you make it roll over or sit up and beg?
If not, tie a ribbon around it.
Maybe some glitter...?

Would this not involve having some control over the little mite? In my experience (which I'll admit isn't limited redface

most men have no control at all over it. Am I wrong?
H.x
Mine sometimes does a little dance, or waves when he sees something he likes :grin:
Dance, really? Hip Hop or hand jive?
H.x

9 Aug 2006

I've seen cocks with skin grafts and stitches but not seen a fully tattooed one ...yet.
If it was tattoed with an inch and centimetre scale it might prove not only informative but vitally truthful and honest.
:shock: biggrin

9 Aug 2006

Quote by H-x
Dance, really?
H.x

Yes please.
I/we might even be in S Wales next week for the day cool

9 Aug 2006

Quote by dambuster

Dance, really?
H.x

Yes please.
I/we might even be in S Wales next week for the day cool

Oh dear, but then you'll find out I'm really a 30 stone hairy arsed lorry driver covered in tattoos.
Cakey-bun and coffee?
H.x

9 Aug 2006

Quote by H-x
Oh dear, but then you'll find out I'm really a 30 stone hairy arsed lorry driver covered in tattoos.

I've never been 30 - I've been 16 redface

Hairy arsed ? - You know; I don't actually know. Nobody's ever actually mentioned whether it is or it isn't. But I do know of one fan of the butt-ocks :giggle:
And I only have a couple surprised

ops: of tattoos.
But - you know what they say about opposites attracting ????
And anyway, if it does come off; we'll be coming by car so the truck thing won't apply cool

Quote by H-x
Cakey-bun and coffee?
H.x

Be careful what you wish for - if it doescome off; I'll be at a loose end alone for a few hours :o

9 Aug 2006

Quote by keeno
Mine does a neat yul Brynner impersonation

Sassy waits for Keeno's cock to pretend to be the King of Siam while waltzing Deborah Kerr around the room :shock:

9 Aug 2006

mine does a good impression of that kid in the bash street kids.....whoose name I forget......should`nt have bothered really should I

9 Aug 2006

Plug ????

9 Aug 2006

Quote by dambuster
Plug ????

Nah the guy with sweater half way around his head?

9 Aug 2006

This one ????

9 Aug 2006

Quote by dambuster
This one ????

thats him