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Psychoanalysis in 30 Seconds.......Your Deepest Secret Self

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Quote by Lil_Bunny
Bet this says I'm well past weird

Well,we had been getting reports from various sources here at The Institute for some time. Your responses would appear to confirm everything rolleyes
Oooh ! This is my 100th post biggrin
nooooo riff raff you'll have to delete one. you're s'posed to start a new thread, then we can all do this . . .
congrats on the 100:bounce:
like that! ;)
right now tell us we're all freaks or summat. go on? what's the answers?
neil x x ;-)
Quote by VenusnMars
ooooooooh get her with her Komodo dragons and orchids....!
Venusxxx

I know I know ... I'm a snob at heart LMAO (yeah right :shock: )
Shall I make it worse and say I like my tea made in a teapot and I have specific tastes .... Earl Grey or English Breakfast redface
Quote by neilinleeds
erm . . . .okay

horny thrusting unicorn . . . . obviously
thrusting silver birch . . . . obviously. the connotation of birch and spanking is neither here nor there . . . . obviously
ice cold stella . . . . obviously . . . . saying nowt on that one!

that enough?
neil x x x ;)

bolt OMG ! Or," Oh Mein Gott",even. Zis iz one of the most serious cases ve haf ever encountered at ze Institute.
We have just signed a contract for the construction of a new largactil pipeline to The Institute in readiness for your next appointment. And that's just for the staff. We are still working on a form of treatment for your condition confused
Okay, I'll have a go too.
1) Wolf- loyal, patient
2) Rose- green, strong
3) Lemonade- clear, refreshing
I wonder what will come out of that ? confused
Thanks Riff Raff
I thought I might have missed this one.
Horse - Honest, Vunerable
Bonsai Oak - Majestic, Vunerable
Frascati - Relaxing, Happy
Not at all weird then?
Cat - snuggly, mental
Wall Flower - velvety, homey
Milk - Icy soothing
Jas
XXX
Quote by Riff Raff

Bet this says I'm well past weird

Well,we had been getting reports from various sources here at The Institute for some time. Your responses would appear to confirm everything rolleyes
Oooh ! This is my 100th post biggrin
LMAO as I thought
Congratulations on your 100th post kiss
Gills choices first....
Pussy - soft and furry
pampas grass - floaty and tickly
Irn-bru - cold and wet
Dels choices....
pussy - frisky and cuddly
crocus - springy and colourfully
semi-skimmed milk - refreshing and creamy
Gill & Del x
ooooooooooo Riff Raff babes!.......congrats on your 100 post! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: blast :blast: hump :swingingchair:
Riff Raff........... funny and sexy
Riff Raff...........wild and horny
Riff Raff............ wink :wink: rolleyes
What!
. dunno ......well you did say what comes into mind first! :wink: :wink: .. :roll: ........got to go before me gremlins attack!
Quote by dundeecpl
Irn-bru - cold and wet

Surely that should be 'made from girders'!!!!!!! rolleyes
Dog:faithful, friendly
Freesia:colourful, pretty
Tea:hot, comforting
Cheetah: Dominant and resillent.
Lily: Bright and distinctive.
Vodka-Martini: Strong and powerful.
Mole - Cute and blind cool
White Rose - Proud and Bueatiful (Also represents Yorkshire!!!)
Milk - Refreshing and tasty. Goes well with a nice penguin biscuit, mmmmm.
Against my better judgement
Dog - Playful, Happy
Rose - Delicate , Bright
Water - Clean , Pure
Quote by dambuster
I thought I might have missed this one.
Horse - Honest, Vunerable
Bonsai Oak - Majestic, Vunerable
Frascati - Relaxing, Happy
Not at all weird then?

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Quote by Riff Raff
If you really want an interpretation of of your deepest subconscious you may wish to take this simple test.
Be warned that you will be revealing your innermost self to fellow SH members. Then again, that won't worry most of you as we all know that everyone in here is a total fruitcake anyway. You are certainly all bonkers loon :loon: :loon: and hump :hump: :hump:
You will shortly be asked a few simple question. Please do not dwell on your responses. Just enter in this thread the first things that come into your mind. Be honest in your replies if you want to have an accurate analysis. Good luck :thumbup:
There are three short sections to this exercise.
1 To begin with, what is your favourite animal ?It can be any creature from the animal kingdom, e.g. mullet, centipede, penguin, panther, mosquito, ANYTHING. It can even be a mythical creature like a unicorn or a centaur
Now enter the TWO ADJECTIVES that first come into your mind that describe this creature
2 Next, what is your favourite plant ?
Again it can be any form of flora e.g. daisy, oak, hogweed. ANYTHING. (I wonder if there will be a lot of canes and birches in these responses smackbottom ).
As before, now enter the first PAIR of ADJECTIVES that you think of when you visualise this plant.
3 Finally, what is your favourite beverage?size]Just write into this thread the first drink that comes into your mind.
Any drink at all. Whatever comes first, just enter it in the thread. It may be alcoholic or might be hot or cold or even tepid. It could be coffee, Guinness (Fabio ?), camomile tea, absinthe, poteen(Leprechaun ?), some hubble-bubble concoction brewed up by your local wiccan apothecary, water, ANYTHING.
OK. You know the drill.....just enter the first TWO ADJECTIVES that come into your mind when you think about this beverage.
That's it.
I will be analysing your responses in the coming days.
This could take a bit of time as some of you are very, very complex indeed.
Watch this space because next weekend all will be revealed when I give you the key to interpreting this infallible method of psychoanalysis.
If you are already familiar with this form of analysis, whether as a patient or as a practioner, I kindly request that you do not disclose its workings before my analysis is posted here.
Your results will be ready from 1pm on next Saturday, 25 September :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

Tiger - strong, independant
Cannabis Plant - aromatic, damp
water - wet, soft
have I done this right?
Wasnt this meant to be announced today at 1pm??
Quote by fruity1976
Wasnt this meant to be announced today at 1pm??

hope not ... today's Friday 24th LOLOLOL
and it means I've missed a night out sad
ach its just me being confused again!! When is it meant to be?? confused
Quote by Riff Raff
If you really want an interpretation of of your deepest subconscious you may wish to take this simple test.
Be warned that you will be revealing your innermost self to fellow SH members. Then again, that won't worry most of you as we all know that everyone in here is a total fruitcake anyway. You are certainly all bonkers loon :loon: :loon: and hump :hump: :hump:
You will shortly be asked a few simple question. Please do not dwell on your responses. Just enter in this thread the first things that come into your mind. Be honest in your replies if you want to have an accurate analysis. Good luck :thumbup:
There are three short sections to this exercise.
1 To begin with, what is your favourite animal ?It can be any creature from the animal kingdom, e.g. mullet, centipede, penguin, panther, mosquito, ANYTHING. It can even be a mythical creature like a unicorn or a centaur
Now enter the TWO ADJECTIVES that first come into your mind that describe this creature
2 Next, what is your favourite plant ?
Again it can be any form of flora e.g. daisy, oak, hogweed. ANYTHING. (I wonder if there will be a lot of canes and birches in these responses smackbottom ).
As before, now enter the first PAIR of ADJECTIVES that you think of when you visualise this plant.
3 Finally, what is your favourite beverage?size]Just write into this thread the first drink that comes into your mind.
Any drink at all. Whatever comes first, just enter it in the thread. It may be alcoholic or might be hot or cold or even tepid. It could be coffee, Guinness (Fabio ?), camomile tea, absinthe, poteen(Leprechaun ?), some hubble-bubble concoction brewed up by your local wiccan apothecary, water, ANYTHING.
OK. You know the drill.....just enter the first TWO ADJECTIVES that come into your mind when you think about this beverage.
That's it.
I will be analysing your responses in the coming days.
This could take a bit of time as some of you are very, very complex indeed.
Watch this space because next weekend all will be revealed when I give you the key to interpreting this infallible method of psychoanalysis.
If you are already familiar with this form of analysis, whether as a patient or as a practioner, I kindly request that you do not disclose its workings before my analysis is posted here.
Your results will be ready from 1pm on next Saturday, 25 September :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

1. Dolphin - Speed and agility
2. Monkey puzzle - Intriguing and unusual
3. Water - Fresh and invigorating
Look forward to the results.
confused: :?: :?: :?: :?:
I could have sworn I had posted in this thread confused I've got my fav's written on a piece of paper waiting for the outcome :? Warwick must be rubbing off on me, I'm loosing my marbles :shock:
Ok Favourite animal = Unicorn, white & magical
Favourite flower = Carnation, pink & delicate
Favourite beverage = Vodka, Ice cold & clear
biggrin
Hmmm. Playing absolutely by the rules; here they are without spending a lot of time thinking about them...
Animal: Cat - lithe, deadly
Plant: Fir - tall, shadowed
Beverage: Espresso - rich, sensual
I have no doubt that there'll be a piss take at the end of this - but there you go, those are the first things that came into my head.
Dog..cuddly..friendly.
Rose.. red..scented
Cocoa..cold..horrid
( thats because I took so long in thinking of the prievious two answers).
1. Monkey big eyed loud
2. Alyssums small white
3. Diet Coke brown fizzy
Right call me impatient but Riff Raff is 12 minutes late!!!
confused
Quote by fruity1976
Right call me impatient but Riff Raff is 12 minutes late!!!
confused

You're impatient!!!!!!!!!!
(waiting here too) LOLOL
15 now (almost!!!)
Fruity!!!! Calista!!!!!!
I got all excited then cos saw this thread had been added to ..... looked a the time and presumed it was Riff Raff!!!!!
Misschief - impatiently sitting in line with Fruity and Calista rolleyes
Joins the queue
and begins to sing
"why are we waiting, whay are we waiting"