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tmann
Sex God
Not so long ago I turned a corner to find a twenty year old lass. Her bear arms folded tight over almost bear breasts. The wind was cold and the lack of length to her skirt did nothing to keep her warm.
Knowing her as I did I said "You need a pullover."
"No I don't, I have loads." She patted her small purse. Pulling out a string of condoms, she added "Do we need one."
"I am married, you know."
"Yes, but do we need a pullover."..........
Now the questions are;
Is Pullover a widely used term for a condom?
Am I nerve?
And do you know any other non-standard words for condoms?
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Not so long ago I turned a corner to find a twenty year old lass. Her bear arms folded tight over almost bear breasts. The wind was cold and the lack of length to her skirt did nothing to keep her warm.
Knowing her as I did I said "You need a pullover."
"No I don't, I have loads." She patted her small purse. Pulling out a string of condoms, she added "Do we need one."
"I am married, you know."
"Yes, but do we need a pullover."..........
Now the questions are;
Is Pullover a widely used term for a condom?
Am I nerve?
And do you know any other non-standard words for condoms?

A wellington boot. :shock:
Unknown User
Quote by Whipsnspurs
Not so long ago I turned a corner to find a twenty year old lass. Her bear arms folded tight over almost bear breasts. The wind was cold and the lack of length to her skirt did nothing to keep her warm.
Knowing her as I did I said "You need a pullover."
"No I don't, I have loads." She patted her small purse. Pulling out a string of condoms, she added "Do we need one."
"I am married, you know."
"Yes, but do we need a pullover."..........
Now the questions are;
Is Pullover a widely used term for a condom?
Am I nerve?
And do you know any other non-standard words for condoms?

A wellington boot. :shock:
rotflmao :rotflmao: wellington boots! we used this term to a guy recently and he had no idea what we were talking about. don't forget your wellies when you plan on getting wet!
whips
Must be an age thing whips. lol
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My gran used to offer to knit me a pullover.
It would probably have been a shocking colour and 4 sizes to big.
tmann
Sex God
Quote by Dark_side72
My gran used to offer to knit me a pullover.
It would probably have been a shocking colour and 4 sizes to big.
No man admits to it being to big!
tmann
Sex God
Quote by Whipsnspurs
Not so long ago I turned a corner to find a twenty year old lass. Her bear arms folded tight over almost bear breasts. The wind was cold and the lack of length to her skirt did nothing to keep her warm.
Knowing her as I did I said "You need a pullover."
"No I don't, I have loads." She patted her small purse. Pulling out a string of condoms, she added "Do we need one."
"I am married, you know."
"Yes, but do we need a pullover."..........
Now the questions are;
Is Pullover a widely used term for a condom?
Am I nerve?
And do you know any other non-standard words for condoms?

A wellington boot. :shock:
rotflmao :rotflmao: wellington boots! we used this term to a guy recently and he had no idea what we were talking about. don't forget your wellies when you plan on getting wet!
whipsSo a boot camp would be?
Unknown User
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Not so long ago I turned a corner to find a twenty year old lass. Her bear arms folded tight over almost bear breasts. The wind was cold and the lack of length to her skirt did nothing to keep her warm.
Knowing her as I did I said "You need a pullover."
"No I don't, I have loads." She patted her small purse. Pulling out a string of condoms, she added "Do we need one."
"I am married, you know."
"Yes, but do we need a pullover."..........
Now the questions are;
Is Pullover a widely used term for a condom?
Am I nerve?
And do you know any other non-standard words for condoms?

A wellington boot. :shock:
rotflmao :rotflmao: wellington boots! we used this term to a guy recently and he had no idea what we were talking about. don't forget your wellies when you plan on getting wet!
whipsSo a boot camp would be?
A condom for gay guys.
tmann
Sex God
Quote by winchwench
Not so long ago I turned a corner to find a twenty year old lass. Her bear arms folded tight over almost bear breasts. The wind was cold and the lack of length to her skirt did nothing to keep her warm.
Knowing her as I did I said "You need a pullover."
"No I don't, I have loads." She patted her small purse. Pulling out a string of condoms, she added "Do we need one."
"I am married, you know."
"Yes, but do we need a pullover."..........
Now the questions are;
Is Pullover a widely used term for a condom?
Am I nerve?
And do you know any other non-standard words for condoms?

A wellington boot. :shock:
rotflmao :rotflmao: wellington boots! we used this term to a guy recently and he had no idea what we were talking about. don't forget your wellies when you plan on getting wet!
whipsSo a boot camp would be?
A condom for gay guys. :haha: :love:
Sarah
Sex God
I am sure over the years all sorts of terms and names for condoms have been used, and I am sure for many more years to come they will be to.
Samndave
Master of Sex
Where I come from they were called "rubber jonnies" or just "jonnies"
Sam x
meat2pleaseu
Sex God
Quote by Samndave
Where I come from they were called "rubber jonnies"

I'm guessing you don't mean this type of rubber johnny? :giggle:
Redpantherman
Sex God
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Where I come from they were called "rubber jonnies"

I'm guessing you don't mean this type of rubber johnny? :giggle:
:eeek: blink
Samndave
Master of Sex
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Where I come from they were called "rubber jonnies"

I'm guessing you don't mean this type of rubber johnny? :giggle:

what on earth or not was that all about???? biggrin
Theladyisaminx
Sex God
Quote by kentswingers777
Not so long ago I turned a corner to find a twenty year old lass. Her bear arms folded tight over almost bear breasts. The wind was cold and the lack of length to her skirt did nothing to keep her warm.
Knowing her as I did I said "You need a pullover."
"No I don't, I have loads." She patted her small purse. Pulling out a string of condoms, she added "Do we need one."
"I am married, you know."
"Yes, but do we need a pullover."..........
Now the questions are;
Is Pullover a widely used term for a condom?
Am I nerve?
And do you know any other non-standard words for condoms?

A wellington boot. :shock:
rotflmao :rotflmao: bragging again I see 777! wink
If thats the shape of yours, errmmm you can forget the shag from me! lol
meat2pleaseu
Sex God
Quote by Samndave
Where I come from they were called "rubber jonnies"

I'm guessing you don't mean this type of rubber johnny? :giggle:

what on earth or not was that all about???? biggrin
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Peanut
Sex God
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Where I come from they were called "rubber jonnies"

I'm guessing you don't mean this type of rubber johnny? :giggle:

what on earth or not was that all about???? biggrin
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tmann
Sex God
I was just thinking, is it only British young ladies who go out at night and freeze, in shirts and tops that have just been pulled out of the washing machine, having been put in on a far to hot setting, just to pull.
...and ladies would you walk the streets like that?
...guys would you feel that you had to offer them some warmth?
Travis
Unknown User
" nodders"
or
"jonnies"
or
"hats"