two tabeys, one persion cat black with white paws
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ewwwwwwwww that's not nice. 
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Ours is a old tabby called Joseph.
He was actualy Mr Tigs neighbours cat but for years would sleep on Mr Tigs bed when he lived at home.
When we moved in together, his neighbours were moving as well and needed a home for Joseph, in stepped Mr Tigs.
Joseph's days are taken up with eating, popping out for 10 mins to do his business and sleeping and snoring.
He loves nothing better than curling up on someone's lap and snoring his little head off, while smoothering the said person in white fur.
He was actualy Mr Tigs neighbours cat but for years would sleep on Mr Tigs bed when he lived at home.
When we moved in together, his neighbours were moving as well and needed a home for Joseph, in stepped Mr Tigs.
Joseph's days are taken up with eating, popping out for 10 mins to do his business and sleeping and snoring.
He loves nothing better than curling up on someone's lap and snoring his little head off, while smoothering the said person in white fur.
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Erm....long past that me thinks
What you reckon?
Judging by the way he's walking - a touch too close around the testicles methinks!!
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Surely you mean bollox, Tune ?
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I have two, a long haired black and white called the Old Man, even though he's just on a year old, follows me everywhere, he's more like a dog than a cat, and a female tabby called Mia.
They have both been done, so no kittens here I'm afraid.
John
They have both been done, so no kittens here I'm afraid.
John
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no cat of nine tails story's anyone?
No but I have five cat's tails . . . along with their respective bodies of course
Not naming them on here cos the got unusual names and someone I know might recognise them or even worse . . . ME!!!!!
Tracy-Jayne
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tansy, female black,
bobby, male - white with ginger patches (thick as 2 short planks)
bobby, male - white with ginger patches (thick as 2 short planks)
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I had the misfortune of sharing my home with two cats once. One was a stray that I kindly spent £200 on to get it back to health.... and then he fucked off to live in the house down the road..... obviously I didn't feed him the right flavour of Whiskas 
... The other was as mad as a hatter... really insane...... I put up with her loopiness for too long :roll: :roll: :roll:
I dislike cats
... The other was as mad as a hatter... really insane...... I put up with her loopiness for too long :roll: :roll: :roll: I dislike cats
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no cat of nine tails story's anyone?
No but I have five cat's tails . . . along with their respective bodies of course
Not naming them on here cos the got unusual names and someone I know might recognise them or even worse . . . ME!!!!!
Tracy-Jayne
:lol: yeah good thinking!
i got one called twitch and one called willow, got a dog too so its a mad house!
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When one of mine annoys me too much, or I'm "entertaining" I put him in hte cupboard.
Worked with my kids, so why not the cats?
Awwwwww bless, he's lovely.
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He's a little bastard !!
(but only I'm allowed to say so)
:shock: :shock: :shock: poor little pussy. :cry:
Got a Red Hairy as hell Persian she can miaow for Britian
But she has a one really strong ability for an old cat and that is to be able to convert expensive cat food to shit with suprising regularity.
Remember we dont own cats in their eyes we are their property.
That is the only emoticon that looks remotely like a CAT !!
But she has a one really strong ability for an old cat and that is to be able to convert expensive cat food to shit with suprising regularity.
Remember we dont own cats in their eyes we are their property.
That is the only emoticon that looks remotely like a CAT !! 
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But she has a one really strong ability for an old cat and that is to be able to convert expensive cat food to shit with suprising regularity.
Remember we dont own cats in their eyes we are their property.
One of our cats came from the RSPCA a couple of years ago. She had been taken in by them as an injured stray and they promptly removed one of her hind legs at the hip :shock:
Not sure how they pamperred to her whims or what they taught her whilst she was in kennels, but since we've had her, she will only eat ONE brand of dry cat food and that of course is the most expensive on the market and only available through veterinary practices or specialist pet food shops
She sulks and won't eat for days if I dare to try her on something inferior - ie a little cheaper.
Then when Jon gets home from work, she rushes off to cry and mew at him about how wicked I am :shock: :roll:
She must have him well trained though, as he promptly despatches me off to the shop to buy her what she wants :dry:
They say dogs have owners and cats have staff . . . and in our case it's completely true :roll: :lol2:
T-J
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Erm....long past that me thinks
What you reckon?
Hey....it's Mr Bigglesworth......i wonder what happened to him??
Who ?
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Bev...he was Dr Evil's cat in the Austin Powers films!
That would explain why I don't know then, Austin Powers films get on my nerves so I just come and play on my computer if they're on telly
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This is our gorgeous big pussy. She is as mad as her owners :twisted: