Pussy Hater Marya - Jess Has Recovered Despite All Odds!

25 May 2005

After a long and enduring, and expensive rehabilitation, my pussy Jess, has finally made a full recovery.
Marya is a pussy hater, and when she visited my house, she mentioned her dislike of cats. One day, in an unprovocated way, she attacked my pussy in a temper-fulled rage, where she frenziled stabbed, YES STABBED :shock:, my beloved pussy.
After going into acute shock, Jess had to be rushed into theatre where he underwent, delicate, ground braking surgery. He was then transferred to the intensive cat care unit where numerous nurses attended to his slow and painful recovery.
After months of worry and financial hardship, I would like to announce his homecoming today.
Marya - you should be ashamed of yourself otherwise it would have meant another trip to Toys-R-Us for Postman Pat's cat, Jess.

25 May 2005

Alex .. <sigh> ... you know I despise the little fluffy crap machines but I had no intention of hurting your stuffed moggy. He just got between me and the real target. evil

However, anymore of this feline frivolity and the shitbag gets it

25 May 2005

Quote by Alex_Female
Marya is a pussy hater, and when she visited my house, she mentioned her dislike of cats. One day, in an unprovocated way, she attacked my pussy in a temper-fulled rage, where she frenziled stabbed, YES STABBED :shock:, my beloved pussy.

One is forced to ask what Marya stabbed your poor pussy with? And what her actual target was supposed to be.
I am so glad that Jess made a full recovery.
John
smile

25 May 2005

Body count:
2 fallen Mods and another smirking like crazy!
lol

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25 May 2005

Quote by Jags
Body count:
2 fallen Mods and another smirking like crazy!
:lol: :lol:

LOL add the resident troll to that x

25 May 2005

Quote by Marya
However, anymore of this feline frivolity and the shitbag gets it

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Sorry Alex... I really hope that Jess is making a full recovery.....
Marya... You should be ashamed of yourself smackbottom

Shireen
xxx

25 May 2005

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..............and here was me thinking when you got a cat.................except the one in the shed
Dave_Notts

25 May 2005

Aww Marya................how could you ????????

25 May 2005

Marya! Just fallen out with you big-style now! Stabbing a harmless little kitty... grrrrr .
You just wait till i say hello to you in the chat room !

25 May 2005

marya stabbed your pussy ,hey i think thats quite ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,kinky lol