pussy pumps...anyone used one, or recomend where to get one?

29 Apr 2007

Hi
Hope someone can help, we saw a picture of a pussy pump on someone and liked the look of it.
Thing is we know nothing about them and thought someone could help here.
First up...are they any good and are there different ones to get?
second...once pumped up how long does it take for the swelling to go back down?
Mrs does not want to go to work the next day with a big puffy pussy in her jeans!! lol

If anyone has used them can you let us know what you think and then where you got it from.
Thanks mr&mrs jimbowag

29 Apr 2007

I'd never heard of this so I had to google it. redface

there are several sites which include reviews, info and advice.
Worth a google. If that's what floats yer boat. confused

29 Apr 2007

I cant say ive ever heard of them either but they dont sound very comfortable :shock:
Sorry I cant be of any help.
louise xx

29 Apr 2007

I know one couple who have spent money on one.... and were quite dissapointed, the thing would not create a vacuum so would not work...
They were too embarrassed to send it back saying it didn't fit!!
True... I swear its true lol.
Mike x

29 Apr 2007

Is a pussy pump anything like a fanny fart? Or a twatty trump?

29 Apr 2007

Quote by flower411
Blimey :shock: :shock:
I don`t even think I can bring myself to google it !!!
What ??
If somebody has googled could they pm the polite version please
No Really ops:

I daren't either :oops: lol

29 Apr 2007

Is this it ?

29 Apr 2007

Quote by flower411
Is this it ?

Looks like an oxygen mask to me dunno

have to be careful what we breath in lol

30 Apr 2007

It's not pretty.
The idea is you use this vaccum suction thingummy to swell your anatomy. Supposed to make the lady bits extra tight and nipples can be swollen by up to 10cm!!! :shock:
Not for me, ta.

30 Apr 2007

When browsing the SH gallery some months back I did come across a few pictures of this item in use and the resulting effect. lol

30 Apr 2007

hi jswcock me and mrs dd bought one of these pp's as pictured bye dambuster, problem was it was hard to get a seal so as to create the vacuum and the hand pump is no good after bout an hr or so lol

me came up with brillant idea(well i thought it was :mrgreen: )me connected it to the dyson :lol: fecking amazing results mrs dd's pussy had filled the pussy cup completly in less than a second and she said she enjoyed it i also enjoyed the result but think the neigbours wondering why we vacuuming in the nights redface

30 Apr 2007

I had the morning off work and wasted it watching daytime TV...they didn't have a pussy pump but they had an accessory for dogs to hump confused

I've looked on the this morning website but can't find a link, you really have to see it to believe it....looks like a dodo in white and orange and even has an orifice... :shock:
I don't know, blow up dogs, whatever next rolleyes

30 Apr 2007

I was just having some naughty thoughts... you just ruined them!

:smackbottom: :smackbottom:
Actually all that spanking is getting me in the mood again! :lol2:

30 Apr 2007

Quote by ddante
hi jswcock me and mrs dd bought one of these pp's as pictured bye dambuster, problem was it was hard to get a seal so as to create the vacuum and the hand pump is no good after bout an hr or so me came up with brillant idea(well i thought it was :mrgreen: )me connected it to the dyson :lol: fecking amazing results mrs dd's pussy had filled the pussy cup completly in less than a second and she said she enjoyed it i also enjoyed the result but think the neigbours wondering why we vacuuming in the nights

I hope you 2 come with a medical warning ! :giggle:
No one is coming any where near my foo-foo (tm Jas-timmy) with a dyson or any other similar type machine! :lol:

30 Apr 2007

sarah we be gentle with you we start with a dirt devil before we opened up with the dyson lol

30 Apr 2007

Quote by ddante
sarah we be gentle with you we start with a dirt devil before we opened up with the dyson

I am runing in the opposite direction from you!! :lol:
bolt

You are NOT coming near me with dirt devil, dyson or any thing similar :lol:
Now strawberries, ice cream and champagne is another matter :P

30 Apr 2007

mmm berries frozen cream and sparkling grape juice wonder wot me could do with them sarah wink

30 Apr 2007

Quote by flower411
Is this it ?

Looks like an oxygen mask to me dunno

Is this the gizmo that would drop on one in the event of a mid air emergancy?
so what would the instruction be?... breath through it... or clamp it to the nearest lady-parts?
*emergancy exits here, here and here... in the event of an emergancy, pussy-pumps will automatically drop from above, and should be used thus:.....>cue demo<*
makes the preflight preps a little more interesting I guess.... :dash for clubclass ticket emoticon:

Quote by hornyinslough
I had the morning off work and wasted it watching daytime TV...they didn't have a pussy pump but they had an accessory for dogs to hump
I've looked on the this morning website but can't find a link, you really have to see it to believe it....looks like a dodo in white and orange and even has an orifice... :shock:
I don't know, blow up dogs, whatever next

would this be the little blighter?

lp

1 May 2007

Quote by jswcock
Hi
Hope someone can help, we saw a picture of a pussy pump on someone and liked the look of it.
Thing is we know nothing about them and thought someone could help here.
First up...are they any good and are there different ones to get?
second...once pumped up how long does it take for the swelling to go back down?
Mrs does not want to go to work the next day with a big puffy pussy in her jeans!!
If anyone has used them can you let us know what you think and then where you got it from.
Thanks mr&mrs jimbowag

I had one bought for me and was initially a bit 'concerned' about trying it as I didn't relish the thought of trying to stuff a puffy pussy into my knicks the next day either ! :shock: It's all relative though, the longer you pump, the longer the swelling lasts.

Don't you just love Wiki ;)

1 May 2007

Quote by Sarah
No one is coming any where near my foo-foo (tm Jas-timmy) with a dyson or any other similar type machine!

I certainly wouldn't recommend using a "Henry" vacuum cleaner as his inanely grinning face can be quite off-putting.
Actually, on the assumption that the female "vacuumee" is already in the presence of her hubby or partner then does one more witlessly gleeful male face really make a difference?
Cheers
CotN

1 May 2007

thanks to all, i shall have a look at the above link and see whats what.
But i think i shall keep the dyson in the spare room!!!