put downs

6 Jun 2011

am sure its been done before but here goes again ... best put down lines to cheezy chat ups either in chat or on a night out
your the type of person i bet even your mum wishes she had given your dad a blow job and then swollowed
cummon give me some more ideas to give to the next 1 that approaches without consideration lol

7 Jun 2011

When we need a Director, we’ll get Spielberg thx.
Last time the Mrs saw something that small, she was giving birth.
M8ty, u couldn’t afford the platform ticket, let alone the ride.
In the event that I need a idiot, I’ll phone 118 118
For the idiots who can’t read a profile:- ..-. ..- -.-. -.- / --- ..-. ..-.
If you wank on cam, then you’re probably a complete wanker in real life.
We’re insured against ‘loss’. However, in your case we won’t be making a claim.
VWE? you truly are an optimist!
The only ‘fun’ to be found in here is watching you lot!

7 Jun 2011

The best part of you ran down your mothers leg wink

7 Jun 2011

I bet you're just pretending to be an idiot. But you do it really well.
I'm busy, you're ugly, have a nice day.
If I throw a stick, will you go away.
Sarcasm is just one more service that I offer.
I hate being superior, but look at the competition
Remember, the answer is "Yes Mistress/Master"
If I'd wanted your opinion I'd have beaten it out of you
People like you make it easy for people like me to be above average
I refuse a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
Your sole purpose is to serve as a warning to others.
I'm just like you, only better, much much better.
lol

7 Jun 2011

Ohh I wouldn't clap if I were you! Someone might throw you a fish

7 Jun 2011

You'd be punching above your weight in a burns unit.

8 Jun 2011

I've got underwear older than you
Sorry you're the wrong gender - but I do have 2 bricks

10 Jun 2011

:shock: I have never used a line like this.
Seriously, I wouldn't have the nerve.

10 Jun 2011

fresh from the chatroom:-
are you into dogging tonight?
reply
no, I'm being catty tonight..

12 Jun 2011

I had a mate once who was put down with this line;
"F**k off, eat s**t and die.....cockroach"
No grey areas there then.... lol

To his credit he did come back with the line "I spose a BJ is out of the question then"........ :lol: :lol:

12 Jun 2011

I would rather suck my own shit to a fine point!

13 Jun 2011

And a couple of 'come backs' to a 'put down'......
i only spoke to you cos I'm not choosy......and i saw no reason why you should be
i only asked ya to dance....... cos i noticed ya don't sweat much fa a fat bird
bolt