am sure its been done before but here goes again ... best put down lines to cheezy chat ups either in chat or on a night out
your the type of person i bet even your mum wishes she had given your dad a blow job and then swollowed
cummon give me some more ideas to give to the next 1 that approaches without consideration lol
When we need a Director, we’ll get Spielberg thx.
Last time the Mrs saw something that small, she was giving birth.
M8ty, u couldn’t afford the platform ticket, let alone the ride.
In the event that I need a idiot, I’ll phone 118 118
For the idiots who can’t read a profile:- ..-. ..- -.-. -.- / --- ..-. ..-.
If you wank on cam, then you’re probably a complete wanker in real life.
We’re insured against ‘loss’. However, in your case we won’t be making a claim.
VWE? you truly are an optimist!
The only ‘fun’ to be found in here is watching you lot!
Ohh I wouldn't clap if I were you! Someone might throw you a fish
You'd be punching above your weight in a burns unit.
I've got underwear older than you
Sorry you're the wrong gender - but I do have 2 bricks
:shock: I have never used a line like this.
Seriously, I wouldn't have the nerve.
fresh from the chatroom:-
are you into dogging tonight?
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no, I'm being catty tonight..
I would rather suck my own shit to a fine point!