put your tits away gemma

20 Oct 2005

just in case no one else has remided her after last night put your tits away gemma
happy birthday great night
xx staggy and rose
seems you may have started a craze Rose couldnt keep hers underwraps on the way home , heres the evidence
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20 Oct 2005

No dont the look great!

21 Oct 2005

i can confirm in 1 venue after the bulk off the quality that gemma whipped out her rack of ribs on no less than 5 times to dj customers and door man and then preceeded to giggle so violently (on that point we bow our head and say prayer for the ducky that got a kicking :giggle: ) that a hundred yard walk took the guts of 10minutes
gem u is quality don't change babe

21 Oct 2005

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
OMG!

22 Oct 2005

No idea what you're talking about!
:angel: biggrin

:smile2: :evil2: :giggle:

23 Oct 2005

Little Gem when are you gonna take up my wonderful idea (hmmm should I patent it quick???) and play 'guess the weight of Gem's tits'??? lol

23 Oct 2005

i would hazzard a guess of gemma's walter mitties at about a hogshead of wine......
dont really know what that weighs but bugger me it sounds damn good smile

23 Oct 2005

Quote by dargento
bugger me, it sounds damn good

:shock: JUDY! Judy, get your trannie backside in here asap and sort the man out!
:grin: :giggle:
Oh well.... seems like my job here is done! :smug:
Gem. x
ps. Jo... good idea I think I'll bring the scales on Tues and we can have a little go! ;) Wayhey! ;) biggrin

24 Oct 2005

pop the puppies back in the baskets now young lady before tey get cold

27 Oct 2005

OMFG!
gemma! i dunno? any excuse to whap yer baps out! rolleyes

i dunno whether to give you a smackbottom

or a

hwoar:

sexyjo, it would be indiscreet of me to suggest that they were more than an handful wouldn't it? i'll ask if i can borrow me mam's scales the next time i see her, and send you a PM! ((( i'm not sure the basketty thingumbob is big enough, but it does go up to about a pound'n'half? :dunno: )))
neil x x x x ;)

27 Oct 2005

Mmm Gemma I say dont listen to em all! lol
they look lovely.... and if ya got em flaunt em hun. biggrin

as too the weight........ hmmm.... i'd guess 6 pound zero ounces for them both combined lol
erm?? what do we win if we guess right?

27 Oct 2005

Quote by Kink24
as too the weight........ hmmm.... i'd guess 6 pound zero ounces for them both combined lol
Logged!:thumbup:
erm?? what do we win if we guess right?

Not sure what you win... any suggestions??? dunno

27 Oct 2005

Quote by wild rose and the stag
seems you may have started a craze Rose couldnt keep hers underwraps on the way home , heres the evidence
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

What? You mean I missed Rose's tits out?! :cry: Awww, they're one of my top 5 favourite pairs here on SH! I am sooo disappointed!! Guess that'll teach me to pay more attention...
Cheerless,
~Reese! sad

P.S. Happy significantly belated Birthday Little Gem!

27 Oct 2005

Thanks Reese. kiss

And you missed a cracker of a photo with the lovely rose getting her baps out beside a sign post! lol

Apparently inspired by my birthday antics.... I think I should have a birthday more often! :rascal:
I don't know how I'm quite going to weigh my breasts though.......... and is it the weight of just one breast or the combination of the two? Am I going to have to get an independant adjudicator? sp??? confused

And what on earth could the prize be??? an animated gif maybe along the lines of "WayHey" ;) :lol:
Ooo, far too much alcohol right now.... thank god I've lost my webcam and the laptop is offline! :lol: At least I can't post anymore shite piccies that'll embarress me in the morning! biggrin

:kiss:
Gem. x

27 Oct 2005

Quote by Reese
seems you may have started a craze Rose couldnt keep hers underwraps on the way home , heres the evidence
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

What? You mean I missed Rose's tits out?! :cry: Awww, they're one of my top 5 favourite pairs here on SH! I am sooo disappointed!! Guess that'll teach me to pay more attention...
Cheerless,
~Reese! sad

P.S. Happy significantly belated Birthday Little Gem!+9
hey there reese, see sig and enjoy
staggy
n rose
xx

27 Oct 2005

Quote by sexyjo
and play 'guess the weight of Gem's tits'???

Well I waited about 16 months!!!! :lol: :lol: silly

hwoar: :phwoar: :phwoar: :smitten: :smitten: :smitten:

27 Oct 2005

Sarge....... waiting 16months to see my tits??? Surely not! You just had to ask! ;)
So what's your guess for the weight of them?

Quote by JudyTV
bugger me, it sounds damn good

:shock: JUDY! Judy, get your trannie backside in here asap and sort the man out!
:grin: :giggle:

Now , now honey. A well informed young lady such as you and one who knows me so well should be more than aware it doesn't work that way. Its the other way round as well you know...................On my terms of course wink

Judy
<sigh>
I knew I should ahve traded you in for a bag of blue's mint imperials, a well used (shhhh! lol

) rug called jinty and a used condom a long time ago! :lol:
Worse than women you are! rolleyes

Make him wait.... fine by me..... It's not me getting the shag!
:smug:
Gem. x (can't beleive I just ot smug over not getting shagged! :shock: Sarge what have you done to me? )

27 Oct 2005

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28 Oct 2005

Quote by wild rose and the stag
hey there reese, see sig and enjoy

Staggy n Rose~
Oooh, thanks for that (see what I mean about not paying attention?)! I have been summarily re-cheered... biggrin

Quote by little gem
I don't know how I'm quite going to weigh my breasts though..........

Gem~
The only truly reliable method I can think of involves water displacement: Just get a suitably-large graduated beaker, fill it with water, then dangle one boob into it...thus displacing the volume of water equivalent to that of the breast. Because breasts are composed primarily of fat, and because fat has a lower density than water (the latter of which weighs one gram per millilitre), youâ€™d have to multiply your result in liters by a fat density factor of 0.9 to arrive at an accurate weight in grams. Then, simply divide by to covert to pounds, multiply by two to account for both breasts, and you've got it!
~Reese! surprised

28 Oct 2005

Quote by Reese
I don't know how I'm quite going to weigh my breasts though..........

Gem~
The only truly reliable method I can think of involves water displacement: Just get a suitably-large graduated beaker, fill it with water, then dangle one boob into it...thus displacing the volume of water equivalent to that of the breast. Because breasts are composed primarily of fat, and because fat has a lower density than water (the latter of which weighs one gram per millilitre), youâ€™d have to multiply your result in liters by a fat density factor of 0.9 to arrive at an accurate weight in grams. Then, simply divide by to covert to pounds, multiply by two to account for both breasts, and you've got it!
~Reese! surprised

Good greif.... and here I was thinking I would have to just slap them on a scale...... I might need a little bit of help for this one. confused

<tootles off to see if anyone's free to help out>
kiss

Gem. x

28 Oct 2005

Quote by Reese
Gem~
The only truly reliable method I can think of involves water displacement: Just get a suitably-large graduated beaker, fill it with water, then dangle one boob into it...thus displacing the volume of water equivalent to that of the breast. Because breasts are composed primarily of fat, and because fat has a lower density than water (the latter of which weighs one gram per millilitre), you’d have to multiply your result in liters by a fat density factor of 0.9 to arrive at an accurate weight in grams. Then, simply divide by to covert to pounds, multiply by two to account for both breasts, and you've got it!
~Reese!

Yes but Reese, what happens if I want to work out the weight of mine and the left one is smaller than the right one...........do I still divide by x 2? and what allowances do I have to make? lol

:lol:
May be Littlegem and I can help each other out on this one :twisted:

28 Oct 2005

Quote by little gem
Good greif.... and here I was thinking I would have to just slap them on a scale...... I might need a little bit of help for this one.

Gem~
Heavens no!! That would be terribly innaccurate! The only way that could possibly work is if you had detachable breasts (which I've found to be remarkably uncommon but, in the rare instances I have encountered these, I've learned that there are quite possibly some other surprises in store as well!). :shock:
Just drop by the lab and I'll be happy to perform the displacement test myself. *wanders off to find a suitably large graduated beaker*

Quote by Sarah
Yes but Reese, what happens if I want to work out the weight of mine and the left one is smaller than the right one...........do I still divide by x 2? and what allowances do I have to make? :lol:

Hmm. In that case, the measure would have to be performed individually for each breast, then summed together sans multiplication. Of course, as I'd offered to Gem, I'd be more than happy to help you out with this. Did I mention the part about having to sterilize the breasts with my tongue, first? wink

~Reese! :love:

28 Oct 2005

Perhaps this displacement measure could be a more accurate guide for members members as well reese
do you think Vix would be up to the steralisation part lol

:lol:
ps good to see you back wink

28 Oct 2005

Quote by warwick
do you think Vix would be up to the steralisation part :lol:
ps good to see you back

Warwick~
I'm sure she would, but were you aware of her propensity to draw blood?! :shock: Can't count the number of times I've awakened to find rather serious "love bites" in the most sensitive regions of my reproductive anatomy. In fact, Vix had once threatened to sue the advertising agency who'd come up with the "nothing sucks like an Electrolux" slogan, as she was living proof to the contrary! :lol:
~Reese! surprised

P.S. Thanks for the welcome back!

28 Oct 2005

Wow Gem, certainly more than the average two-and-a-half Standard British Handfuls I'd say...
All this talk of weighing Gem's cleavage reminded me of a naff chat-up line a mate (honest) of mine used to chat girls up when we were out....
...went along the lines of:
Mate: "can I give you a quid to weigh your tits?"
Girl: "errrrrr, go on then"
<<exchange of cash followed>>
Mate: <<With hands enthusiatically waving girls tits about>> "Waaaahheeeeeeey"
...the good ole days eh?!
Andy

28 Oct 2005

Quote by AndyWolves
Wow Gem, certainly more than the average two-and-a-half Standard British Handfuls I'd say...
All this talk of weighing Gem's cleavage reminded me of a naff chat-up line a mate (honest) of mine used to chat girls up when we were out....
...went along the lines of:
Mate: "can I give you a quid to weigh your tits?"
Girl: "errrrrr, go on then"
<<exchange of cash followed>>
Mate: <<With hands enthusiatically waving girls tits about>> "Waaaahheeeeeeey"
...the good ole days eh?!
Andy

See, when you're a woman, you don't need the corny lines. I tend to just go up and grab what's there. A (female) friend of mine, who NEVER does things like this, was incredibly pissed the other weekend and came up to me in the pub, grabbed both my nipples, thru my shirt, and jaggled my tits up and down.
Took me quite by surprise, I can tell you, but was not an unpleasant experience.